Garino : EARTH!
Zell : FIRE mate!
Sherry : WIND!
Bunji : Why do I have the girl ring? Shouldn't Garino have it?
Garino : Shut up and say it!
Bunji : water......
Fangoram : HHHHEEEEEAAAARRRRTTTT!
Monkey on Fangoram's shoulder : *Starts to humps Fangoram's head*
Voice : When you powers combine, I AM....CAPTAIN DON!
Garino : Captain Don...
Sherry : He's our Hero...
Zell : Going to take retardation...
Bunji : Down to zero...
Fangoram : NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!
Captain Don : Shut up Garino!
Garino : It wasn't me!
Sherry : We're the Planeteers!
Garino : And you can be one too!
Zell : Because kicking Garino in the balls, mate....
Bunji : Is the thing to do!
*Captain Don kicks Garino in the balls*
Captain Don : The power is yours!!!
Garino : OH! MY BALLS! MY POOR BALLS! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER PLAYED GOD!
Zell : What the hell are you talking about? We found those in the Cracker Jack boxes.
Garino : I wanted to see Captain Planet! Not Don with a Green Mullet and a red Speedo!
Sherry : Oh, you know you like it!
Garino : Well, until he hit me in my nuts! Now, I can't feel them at all!
Herb : NOOOOOOO!!!!! I MUST HELP YOU GET THE FEELING BACK THERE!!!!
Captain Don, Zell, Bunji, Fangoram, Sherry : HELL NO!
Garino : Anyways, it's that time of year...again...
Sherry : WNBA day?
Bunji : Kick Garino in the balls day?
Captain Don: *Kicks Garino in crotch, again* The Power Is Yours!
Garino : STOP DOING THAT! AHH!!!! Ok....give me a few minutes........ok, now, as I was saying.....
Zell : Is it Abe Lincoln day, mate? *Puts on Stovetop Hat*
Garino : Not this time.
Zell : Ahh, you suck. *Puts hat away*
Garino : God, I hate you all...
Sherry : .....*Kicks Garino in the crotch*
Captain Don : The Power is Yours!
Sherry : I have the Power!
Bunji : No you don't....and I'll guess that it's......back to school time?
Garino : *Between weezes* ....Yes...it....is...I'm...bleeding.......I...need...Herb....cause he...sucks like...a....Hoo...*WHAM!!!*
Fangoram : THE POWER IS YOURS!!!!
Captain Don : THAT'S MY PHRASE!!!! *Kicks Fangoram in the crotch.* THE POWER IS YOURS! BITCH!
Garino : ......Fangoram....has school......Sherry....you...go--
Sherry : Wait, I just remembered that I have....people...to....yeah.
Garino : No dice.
Sherry : If I have to go, I'm taking the Aussie and the Mexican with me.....
Bunji : I'm not Mexican! I'm Canadian!
Sherry : You all look alike to me....
Bunji : Permission to kill Sherry?
Garino : No...we...need her...for the...sex..appeal...
Zell : I thought that was why I was here? Why did you hire me then?
Captain Don : Because you're the Sex Appeal for Garino..speaking of which....Garino, you're going too....
Garino : Oh....I'm a freaking genious! I'm also a final boss!
Captain Don : Don't make me kick you again.
Garino : What do you mean? You'll do it anyway!
Captain Don : That's true. *Kicks him in the gonads.* The world is right, and THE POWER IS YOURS!!!
Zell : Ok, let's just get the hell out of here, mates. I want to be plastered by 9 AM.
Bunji : It's 8:59, and we'll be late!
Zell : *With two kegs in a beer hat* Just enough time!
Bunji : Why do I even doubt you sometimes?
Fangoram : LITTLE YELLOW BUS!!!!
*On little Yellow Bus*
Fangoram : *With The Wiggles lunch box* FANGORAM LIKE NAPTIME!
Garino : *With a Richard Nixon Bookbag that reads "I like Crack"* Fangoram, didn't you go to Commando U for
like, a day?
Fangoram : I EARNEDED A GRADE!
Garino : In what?
Fangoram : TREE-HUGGING 101!
Garino : What did you get?
Fangoram : F!
Garino : Why am I not surprised? Hey, why aren't the other guys here?
Zell : Thank God we ditched them!
Sherry : WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING? WITH THE KEG HAT STILL ON?
Bunji : Well, why wouldn't he?
Sherry : How many laws are we exacly breaking?
Bunji : We break multiple laws in every one of these things! Remember what happened last week?
Zell : You did that thing with that cat from Trigun...
Bunji : Ohh yeah....that guy has one huge ego. Just because he's in every single episode doesn't mean he can eat out
of the Whiskas can!
Zell : Nyaa!
Sherry : Where are we going anyways?
Bunji : Strip Club.
Sherry, Zell, Johnny Damon : Yay!
"Mrs." Michaele Jacksone : Ok kids, I want all the little girls to practice their alphabet, and I want all the
little boys to pull down their pants, and enjoy naptime with me!
Fangoram : NAPTIME!!! *Starts to remove pants*
Garino : Not this time! I'm still having issues with the Harry Potter episode!!!
Fangoram : AWWW!!!!
Michaele Jacksone : Come on boys, off with those small little pants! Mrs. Jacksone is getting impatient....
Garino : Fangoram, do you know who this is?
Fangoram : NO!
Garino : This is Micheal Jackson!
Fangoram : ME THOUGHT IT R. KELLY!!!
Garino : No, Fangoram, then he would be asking for all the little girls to take their pants off....
Mrs. R Kelly : Ok little dearies, I want all the girls to take off their pants because...I want to pee on you!
Dave Chappelle : Man, you fucked up!
*Back to the idiots*
Captain Don : Hey!
Captain Don : Ok......can you kick him in the crotch for me? I haven't been summoned again yet.
Garino : Ok, we're going to stop you, and do something productive to society for once. Since the last time we killed Pat
Robertson. Because he sucks.
Fangoram : HE SUCKS HARD!
Michael Jackson : Oh yeah? How will you stop me?
Garino : Retard, he hates finger painting.
Fangoram : NOOOO!
Garino : He hates kittens.
Fangoram : NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Garino : Umm....and he hates swords?
Captain Don and Fangoram : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Garino : What the hell? Why are you here Don?
Captain Don : This. *Kicks Garino in the junk* THE POWER IS YOURS!!! Thanks Guys!
Garino : ......HATE.....you.......
Captain Don : Fangoram, just kill the damn freak....
Fangoram : WHICH ONE?
Captain Don : Ehh......take your pick.
Fangoram *Breaks out Center Head* : YAY! I KILL ALL!!!
Michael Jackson and R. Kelly : Oh crap.....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME OK, SERIOUSLY, WE KNOW EVERYONE HAS WANTED TO DO THIS TO THEM. AND, WELL, CAPTAIN PLANET
IS STILL OUR HERO TYPE VIOLENCE*
Captain Don : Aww......he picked the wrong freak....
Garino : .....Hate....you.....
Fangoram : GGGRRRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE!!
Spike : Aww, why do I have to go to school?
Mika : And me?
Juji : And me?
Billy : Because you're too young Spike, you need to finish High School Mika, and Juji....you're just an idiot.
Grave : ...................?!?!?!?
Billy : You're going just because I hate you.
Grave : ............
Billy : You see Grave, the F-word is not the first letter of the alphabet! That and I still hate you.
Juji : Why, Billy, why?
Billy : Well, because I bribed the writers to do this for me.
Grave : ................
Billy : No Grave, you will not get yourself kicked out by insulting minorities! No one can even understand you except
the Chinese kid!
Wang : Hai.
Billy : Wrong language, kid. *Hits Juji in crotch with guitar* The Power Is Yours!
WINNAHS : THE ENVIRONMENT, CAPTAIN PLANET, CAPTAIN DON, BUNJI, ZELL, SHERRY, JOHNNY DAMON, BILLY, AND TECHNICALLY FANGORAM
LOSAHS : THE SCHOOL KIDS, IDIOTS, MICHAEL JACKSON, R. KELLY, GARINO, HERB, JUJI, SPIKE, MIKA, GRAVE, AND LOOTEN PLUNDER!
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