*In the Mansion*
Garino : *He's just standing around, playing with his PSP*
Don : *Walks in...and kicks Garino in the crotch* The Power Is Yours! *Walks out of the room*
Garino : *On the ground, in pain...* For the love of everything sacred, stop doing that!!!
Zell : Looks like I'll be saying the new catchphrase that's sweeping the nation. OK you bastards, get in here.
Bunji : How is that catchphrase sweeping the nation? That's almost as bad as....Howard Dean.
Howard Dean : YARRRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
Sherry : It's a wonder why you didn't win the primaries.....
Howard : YEEAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Don : I think we need that kind of enthusiam on our team.
Fangoram : YYYYAAAAAAAAARRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Howard : YYYEEEAAARRRGH!
Bunji : I think they're making conversation.
Fangoram : YEEEEEEAAAARRRRARRRROOOHHHHHH!!!!!
HD : YEEEEEAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!! *Kicks Fangoram in the crotch*
Fangoram : *OWIE*
Don : ..........DOOOOOUUUUBBBBLLLEEE DDDDEEEEUUUUUCCCEEEEE!
Bunji : .......Umm.......shut up.
Garino : Ugh....we have to go......th The Emmys...
Zell : Why the hell do we have to?
Don : Because I own all their souls...and Bunji is up for a reward.
Bunji : I'm up for Best Supporting Actor. I'm going against Macaulay Culkin and the Fat Guy from LOST.
Sherry : I love that show! That Fat Guy is soooooo entertaining.
Zell : I think you're screwed mate....
Bunji : Nothing that Garino's College fund won't fix.....
Garino : ...HEY!
Don : That's a good idea. I've been looking to empty that account for a while, and reeaaaaalllly stick it to Garino......
Bunji : Might want to, you know, rephrase that.
Don : What's wrong with sticking it to Garin-------Damn it!
Zell : Like Father, like Son.
Garino & Don : Just Shut up!
Fangoram : I HOME LOAN!!!!
Sherry : How? Why? Who would give you a loan?
Fangoram : I MAINTAIN GOOD CREDIT!
Don : In other words, he forged Garino's name again.
Garino : Damn it!I'm just getting fucked all around today.....
Zell : And you like it.
Garino : .........that's besides the point.
Sherry : .......I was thinking, how am I going to write myself out of this one?
Bunji : You're not. I need someone to pretend to be my girlfriend.
Sherry : Then just use Zell like you always do for these things. Remember the Oscars?
Slash : And the winner for best animated character is....
Strong Bad : Holy crap man. It's Bunji Kugashira......
*Scene shifts to Bunji, with a manly looking woman with him.*
Zell : This dress is really chafing me mate....why couldn't you get Grave to do this?
Bunji : Because the world isn't ready for the language.....hold on, I'm supposed to kiss my date because I won!
Zell : Try to kiss me, and I swear to God I will beat you down with Tom Hanks!
Johnny Damon : It's true. He will beat you down with Tom Hanks, I swear to me. *Ding*
Zell : I'd rather not relive that mate.
Sherry : Aww....allright. But I'm getting Garino's allowance in return.
Don : Done and Done.
Garino : Hate......you.......
Sherry : And if you try to kiss me, I will beat you down with Martin Sheen. Cause he's there every year, and makes a decent
Johnny Damon : He is there every year. I swear to me! *Ding*
Sherry : Where's that dining comming from?
Don : Hey Johnny, and chance of you fixing my Fantasy Baseball team?
Johnny Damon : How about you actually managing your team instead of letting it sit there?
Don : DDDDDDDDOUUUUUUBBBBLLLEEEE DEEEEUUUUCCCCEEEE!!!!!!!
Johnny : And you're not Stinkoman!!
Stinkoman : You sound dumb doing my lines! Hahahahahaha! It sounds really dumb! Hhahahahah! Dumb.
Fangoram : ZING!
Don : ......shut up.
Sherry : Anyway, I think we should probably end this part and move on. So....yeah.
Ellen : Ok, our next two presenters are very interesting....I mean....sorry, this joke sucks. I'm going to just pretend
this joke never existed. I mean, come on! This isn't the Oscars! I don't have to make crappy jokes every once in a while to
keep everyone entertained! I'm not Billy Crystal!
Billy Crystal : Hey!
Ellen : You suck, and you know it! Anyway, our next two presenters are......two complete people who have nothing to do
with each other. Trigun's Kuroneko-sama and the Notorious B.I.G., who brought back from the beyond the grave....
Grave : ...........!
Billy : No Grave, he's not Asain.....so no saying anything about...
Juji : Shut Up!
Billy : Quiet you! You failed your last test.....
Juji : But it was last episode! It doesn't count!
Billy : Listen, are they still using the whole 'The Power is Yours' gig?
Mika : Yeah....
Billy : Then it counts!
Ellen : Anyway.....here they are, Kuroneko-Sama and the Notorious B.I.G.!
Notorious B.I.G. - Yo, what up. I have one thing to say....why couldn't they just leave me alone? I was dead, all having
fun with Elvis, Frankie S., the career of Michael Jackson and Rod Stewart.....
Zell : That's because Garino wanted to defile your body!
Garino : ........That's besides the point!
Kuroneko-Sama : Nyaa...
BIG : Anyway, the nominees for best Supporting Actor in a TV Series are......
The Fat Guy from Lost.....
Macaulay Culkin, who was in nothing this year. Stupid Emmys.
Kuroneko-sama : Nyaa.
Bunji : NO WHISKAS!
BIG : And Bunji Kugashira from Gungrave : The Series. And the winner is.....
Kuroneko-sama : Nyaa.....
BIG : What?
Bunji : YEAH!!!!!
BIG : Hey, let me see that! Crap, he did win. The winner is Bunji Kugashira.
Bunji : Oh, wow. This is great. First, I'd like to thank Garino, that dead necrolizing necrophiliac, who gets it on with
Herbert Hoover. There's also the French, who, dispite their all around being pansies, still make a damn good porno. I'd like
to Zell, who, without his drunkeness humor, none of this would have happen. To the Chinese, who may have the best damn hookers
that ever existed. It's no wonder why they have so many kids. There's also the rap, because it's literally crap with a beat.
And lastly I'd like to blame the elderly and thank my wife, Beyond the Grave. Your inspiration has been....absolutly paramount
to everything I do...I love you hunny! Oh, I'd also like to give a big fuck you to everyone at MTV, VH1, Fox News, C-SPAN,
and the Jesus Network, because you all fucking suck. Oh, I'd also like to thank God.....
Johnny Damon : Booyah! *Ding*
Bunji : Peace out, and I had sex with your mothers.
BIG : Yo man...that's fucking wrong.....
Kuroneko-Sama : Nyaa...*Leaves building*
Bunji : Ahh....what the hell. I wanna kill some people. Hey, retard!
Don : Garino, he's talking to you.
Garino : Oh, he is? Yes Bunji?
Bunji : I Got ya!
Garino : ............DAMMIT!
Zell : Zing....
Fangoram : I WANT COOKIE!
Bunji : You can have one when you kill most everyone here that we don't associate ourselves with.
Fangoram : WITH SPRONKLES!!!!!!
Crowd : Oh........CRAP!
Ashlee Simpson : I can sing like my sister!
Sherry : Too bad your sister sucks too. In many ways. Wanna go?
Ashlee Simpson : Will I become famous?
Sherry : Yes. On my pornographic lesbian website.
Ashlee Simpson : YAY!
Fangoram : ME WANT COOKIE, ME WANT SPRONKLES, ME WANT DOUBLE D BREASTS!!!!
Don : DOOOOOOOUUUUUUBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE DDDDDDEEEEEEEUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME DOUBLE DEUCE, THE EMMYS SUCK, AND SPRONKLE DOUBLE D RELATED VIOLENCE.*
Fangoram : ME GET SPRONKLES!!!! GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!
Grave : *Walks up behind Fangoram, and smacks him upside the head. The beats him several times with the coffin....*
Grave : ........................
Billy and Bunji : No Grave, you can't keep making references to Ellen's lesbianism.
Bunji : That's what we have sherry for.
Spike : *Left in trailer* Ramen Noodles! *Eats 5 packets at same time* I pee blood!
WINNAHS : FANGORAM, BUNJI, GRAVE, KURONEKO-SAMA, NOTORIOUS BIG, SHERRY, BILLY, STINKOMAN!
LOSAHS : GARINO, THE EMMYS, ELLEN, BILLY CRYSTAL, SPIKE!
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