Fangoram!

VS



SUBWAY


Again!

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Fangoram : *Walks into Subway* FANGORAM WANT GGGRRRRAAAAAVVVEEEE!

Subway worker #345 : Oh God, not again! Sorry sir, we don't have any Graves! Would you like to try some of our Oven...Roasted Subs....ok, we don't serve Chicken Selects here, so I'm just going to have to hide now....

Fangoram : FANGORAM NO WANT LOW, LOW CARB, OVEN ROASTED SUBS! FANGORAM WANT TO KILL GRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEEE!!!!

Subway Worker #345 : Oh Lord.......not again......What did I do to deserve this one again? Maybe I should not have sodomized that cat?

Bunji : Yeah, that usually helps. Hey Retard, keep it down, I'm trying to eat.

Zell : Yeah mate, I'm allready shit-faced, so it don't bother me......oh....a cookie!

Bunji : That's a shocker.....ohh....chocolate chip!

Fangoram : FANGORAM WANT GRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEE!!!!

Zell : Know who we need? Jared!

Ghost of Jared : Oh no, not again! I'm not going out there!

*Johnny Damon and Vlad push his ghost ass into restuarant*

Ghost of Jared : Oh....hi.

Zell : OUR SAVIOUR!

Johnny Damon : HEY! WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!

Zell : I mean.....OUR SANDWICH SAVIOR!!

Damon : You bet your ass! *Walks out*

Vlad : I'm Vlad Guerrero, and we outlasted the Red Sox and the Yankees....

Damon : Shut up and let's go......we have people to save, and others to mock...like A-Rod. *Vlad walks out as well*

Jared : So....did someone call my name? Please tell me no....

Zell : I did mate!

Jared : You suck!

Subway Worker 345 : Yay....BREAKTIME!!! *Starts running out, but is grabbed by Jared*

Jared : I don't know how I'm holding you, but if I'm going down, then you're going with me!

SW345 : Crap....

Zell : Hey retard, why don't you try one of Subway's Low Carb subs....

SW345 and Jared : DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!

Fangoram : *To Subway people* SUBWAY DON'T HAVE GRAVE? THEN FANGORAM GO TO MCDONALDS FOR CHICKEN SELECTS!

Jared : *Stuggling* Must....res-i---st.......BUTTHATHAS31GRAMSOFFAT!!! Dammit!!!!

Bunji : Wasn't it 32 grams of fat last time?

Jared : They've gotten healthier, ok? But can we just shut up and let him leave without violence?

Zell : That's not going to happen, mate. At least not with Fangoram.

Fangoram : YOU CALL FANGORAM FAT?!? FANGORAM KILL SUBWAY PEOPLE!

Bunji : Hold on, I lost 20 pounds because of these people.

Zell : No no Bunji, don't interfere. It's agasinst nature. They have to do this, or else the world will cease to exist. Or some crap like that. Besides, didn't you lose that 20 pounds by your, umm, I dunno, death?

Bunji : Good point, and shut up. Fangoram, kill away.

Subway people : AWWWW......CRAP!

Fangoram : NOW, LIKE FANGORAM WAS SAYING BEFORE RUDELY INTERUPTED......FANGORAM KILL SPORKS....FANGORAM MEAN SUBWAY PEOPLE!

Subway people : Damn......

Jared : Mommy.......

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FIRST YEAR ANIVERSARY TYPE VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!

Bunji : I gots a tingly feeling in my stomach now....

Zell : It's the sub. You ate those tomatoes with that roast beef with it.

Bunji : Oh. right....Damn Tomatoes.

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WHINNAHS! : CERBERUS OD FOR LASTING 1 YEAR WITHOUT A LAWSUIT! BUNJI AND ZELL, WITH FANGORAM PROVIDING THE BACKUP TOO.

LOSAHS : JARED! SUBWAY! PAT ROBERTSON!



(Because he's always a loser here.)

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