Fangoram

VS




SNL

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Garino : Live, from the Don's Mansion, It's get the hell in here you bastards!

Bunji : Musical guests, the Beatles!

Ringo and Paul : We're not dead!

Zell : *Pointing to Paul* Yes you are! Everyone knows you died in 1963.

Bunji : 1966 Zell, 66.

Zell : Whatever mate, whatever....

Sherry : .......I freaking hate Yoko Ono.

Paul and Ringo : Who didn't?

Garino : I liked Yoko ono!

Don : Sure you would, you French loving bastard!

Garino : I freaking hate the French!

Sherry : Why's that?

Garino : Well, it all happened back in 1987.....

*France, 1987*

Garino : You chese eating bastards killed my father!

Don : I'm right here Garino....

Garino ; Don't worry ghost Dad, I'll avenge your death! I'll use my most powerful attack! IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH IT'S RAINING MEN!

Don : I hate you.....

Random French guy : C'EST PLEUVOIR HOMMES!

*End disturbing flashback*

Don : Oh, that reminds *Kicks Garino on the hoo-ha* There......THE POWER IS YOURS!

Garino : That....joke's.....dead......

Don : Not for a while Garino, not for a long while.....

Sherry : Hey...can I be written out yet?

Bunji : Umm.....no.

Sherry : Shouldn't this WWFD be longer?

Zell : Well, it WAS, but if it wasn't for a very localized 'Grave'-related power-outage, it would have been longer! And already up! Mate!

Bunji : Woah man, chill out. No need to break anymore walls down!

Fangoram : BREAK THE WALL DOWN!!!!!

Sherry : Hey! No Chris Jericho references today!

Bunji : Jerky!

Sherry : .........I hate you.....sooooooo....much.

Zell : Ok, let's watch that on my super expensive Jeritron 5000....

Sherry : *Pulls out the super terrorfying claw type thing and begins to systematically beat the hell out of Zell.*

Zell : *Unhurt, because let's face it......the claw thing sucks.* Ok, mate, that tickled. Now, I only have one question....why am I not completely shitfaced by now?

Garino : That's easy Zell, it's because you will later, ok? First.....

Don : ....first, I'm going to have sex with your mother! Ha ha!

Everyone : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Don : The day is mine!

Garino : Aww.....eewwww.....anyway, we're going to N---

Don : It's the letter "R" section.

Garino : Not in the r's, in New....

Don : Not in the r's? That's not what your mother said! Ha ha!!

Garino : .....I don't get it.

Bunji : r's....arse....

Garino : ......I still don't get it.

Don : It's what you like putting your wee-wee into, Garino....

Garino : A vaccuum?

Don :.......You're not my son.

Garino : No duh! I'm freaking adopted! Now, I still don't get the....

Fangoram : IN THE POOPER! BUTTSEX!!! ASSFUCKING!!!!!

Garino : ..........AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

Don : THE DAY IS MINE! HA HA!!!

Sherry : How the hell did Fangoram know all of those words?

Zell : Bunji.

Bunji : Yeah. I was describing what Garino does to dead Herbert Hoover and to tiny forest woodland creatures.

Fangoram : CHIPMUNK!!!!

Garino : MINE!!!! WHERE! WHERE!

Don : ......I'm leaving now. Don't bother me.....I'm gonna go and preform marital intercourse with my spouse.

Garino : I really hate you dead.

Bunji : Well, let's get on with this storyline, before Garino gets a little too excited.

Garino : Yeah, right. Anyways, we're going to see an example of true comedy....we're going to go to see SNL...

Zell : Why SNL mate?

Garino : .....You'll see mate, you'll see.

Bunji : .....you know, I don't want to......

*Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!*

SNL Announcer : LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!! Musical Guest........ASHLEE SIMPSON!

Audience : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SNL GUY : GOTCHA! MUSICAL GUEST, DJ KURT ANGLE!!!!

Audience : THAT'S BETTER!!!!

SNL GUY : AND TONIGHT'S HOST.....GARINO CORSIONE!

Audience : WHO?

Garino : Wow, it's great to be here! You may recognize me from the wholesome Christmas song about me sodomizing Santa Claus....

Zell : .....Ew.....

Bunji : Well, I can see this turning out horribly.

Zell : Ehh...hey, where's the beer guy?

Sherry : Zell, this is theater type place, they don't have beer here.

Bunji : I wouldn't say that Sherry. Remember the Regis WWFD? There was that chip guy...

Harry : Beer here! Get your beer here!

Zell : Yay!

Sherry : Hunny?

Harry : Snoogums?

Sherry : Harry-berry?

Harry : Sherry-cary?

Sherry : The Cubs win! The Cubs win!

Harry : Whoops, sorry. Wrong name. Cuppycakes Gumdrops?

Zell : Yeah?

Harry : I was talking to Bunji...

Bunji : For the last time.....Grave only!

Zell : Hey Harry, can I have some?

Harry : Yeah, shut up kid! *Leaves*

Unseen Voices : There goes the Harry-man!

Sherry : Ahh Harry....that's why I married him....for his money.....err....I mean love...yeah, love.

Cast of SNL, not including Darrell Hammond : Haha! We make joke! Boob!

Audience sign : Laugh

Audience : ........*cricket*......

Zell : Boo!

Garino : My thoughts exactly...Kill em!

Sherry : My....that was fast.

Bunji : Not Darrell Hammond though...he's cool.

Fangoram : I HAVE FEW LINES!

Bunji : That's an improvement, what are you talking about?

Fangoram : IT CALLED WWFD! IT ABOUT FANGORAM AND MY RAZY ACTION AND ADVENTURES!

Zell : He's got a point there mate. And he said Razy.

Bunji : Ugh......just kill them! wolves!

Zell : Mercs!

Sherry : Lesbian army!

Fangoram : CENTER HEAD!

Garino : HERB!

Unfunny SNL cast : Umm.......boob?

Tina Fey : Stop talking about mine!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE NEED MORE CELEBRITY JEOPARDY DAMMIT VIOLENCE*

Darrell Hammond : Ha Ha!

Don : Ha Ha!

Hammond : Ha Ha!

Garino : Our musical guest, DJ Kurt Angle!

Kurt : Hit the beat box Grave!

Grave : .............................

Kurt : Nice beat there Grave...just tone back on the swearing though....

Billy : You can understand him?

Kurt : My name is Kurt Angle, and what the heck? I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!

Juji : Oh snap!

Kurt : So you better step off, cause we ain't friends, I'm moving on up like The Jeffersons!

Mika : Whoo!

Kurt : You don't scare me, no no no, I may suck, but you just blow! Word!

Billy : That was foul!

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WINNAHS : KURT ANGLE! DON! GRAVE! FANGORAM AND FRIENDS!

LOSAHS : GARINO, CAUSE WE CAN. SNL CAST SANS DARRELL HAMMOND AND TINA FEY, JOHN CENA AND GRAVEY. WORD!

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