Black Friday (The day after Thanksgiving)
Garino : OK you bastards, get in here.
Don : OK Gay Fuel, shut the hell up. It's not even three in the morning, and I'm trying to bone your mother.
Bunji : And you're failing.
Don : .........I know.......shut up.
Sherry : *In Pajamas* *Yawn* Ugh....it's way to early.....I was trying to eat out my female friend here...
Meryl Strife : Hello.....
Zell : *Wearing nothing, except the Fosters can covering his...yeah, that* Hey, isn't she family or something?
Bunji, Sherry and Don : Don't drink that Fosters!
Zell : First time I've heard that here....
Garino : DRINK THE FOSTERS!
Zell : Won't resist that offer.
Rest o' them : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME DEAR GOD GET ZELL PANTS NOW TYPE STUFF*
Zell : Oy mate, it's a bit drafty in here.
Garino : That made my day right there.
Don : Fire! I need fire!
Sherry : Meryl, I needs Meryl!
Vash : .....this happens every freaking year. Zell just has to go nude, doesn't he?
Zell : Well, I have an excuse, I was boning Millie.
Bunji : Really?
Zell : No. I was dreaming about it though.
Wolfwood : If anyone is going to, it's me, because I already have.
Bunji, Zell, Don : Aww.......
Don : Wait, I'm married....
Bunji : So am I, techinally.
Zell : Well, let me say this to you Wolfy, you suck and you're adopted.
Wolfwood : I'm not adopted!
Vash : Zell, don't tell the truth to your adopted cousin.
Bunji : How the hell are you guys related?
Don : Nightow. He's like our God, just without Johnny Damon.
Damon : Damn straight. Anyways, the reason why we're up so early is because....
Garino : Hey, I will not be reduced to one line dammit! We're going to get a head start on the Christmas shopping this
Bunji : I remember it last year. Zell got me a baby bottle last year. It went to good use.
Zell : Hey, it was the only thing left. I had to wrestle an old lady for that.
Garino : Yeah, that's why we're going early. We're going to meet Grave and the other retards there too. They're saving
us a spot.
Bunji : My baby!
Zell : Just stop talking Bunji.
Sherry : There's a first. Zell, not drunk, telling Bunji to shut up.
Vash : Oh, he's plastered. You just can't tell because you have your head up Meryl's skirt.
Meryl : .....Hey......I don't wear skirts.......
Millie : Actually sempai, you wear a skirt with pants under it. I don't know what the hell you were thinking when you
chose that outfit.
Meryl : I was thinking about ice cream.....
Don : Thank god I've hidden a camera in all of your rooms. That reminds me, Garino, never do that with Herb ever again.
Ass's are supposed to be exit only.
Herb and Garino : Aww....what about the spider monkies?
Don : Euthanized.
Fangoram : Bobobobobobobobobobo!
Don : I hate that anime.
Garino : Yeah.....let's just go and meet them at Target.
Zell : Do I have to wear clothes?
All except Herb and Garino : YES!
Zell : Damn.
*At your local Target*
Zell : Did we leave Sherry back at the Mansion again?
Don : Hidden Camera.
Bunji : Don, you rule.
Vash : What if she finds it?
Don : The whole damn mansion is covered with them, something at least has to come up. Let's take a look at the super inexpensive
Wolfwood : *Wearing Portable confessional* *To Millie* You're my honey-bunch sugarplum, my snoogy-woogy-umplus, you're
my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake gumdrops, snoogum snogum snoogum, the apple of my eye.
*Back at Target*
Don : Dammit! Go to Sherry! Sherry!
Vash : That..........was disturbing.
Garino : I'll have to remember that for Herb....
Bunji : Vash, where do you meet these people?
Vash : Don't blame me! Blame Johnny Damon.
Damon : Hey! It's Nightow's fault this time dammit!
Garino : Hey, there's the other morons!
Spike : Dammit, there's the other retards.
Garino : You know what, I feel like killing everyone with glasses.
Spike : You know what, I feel like killing all gay people with dead Presidents.
Mika : *Plastered* Maybe now I'll get some damn lines...
Zell : She learns from the best.
Bunji : The sad part is that she actually listened to you.
Fangoram & Juji : Yu-Gi-Oh Cards!
Grave : ....................
Billy : For you retards that can't understand him....
Bunji : I can understand him.
Johnny Damon : So can I.
Billy : Precisely why I said that. Anyways, Grave said that the store won't open for 20 more minutes, followed by multiple
Juji : Aww man, it's freaking freezing out here.
Zell : Juji, you're not wearing pants! We can't even see the swastika.
Fangoram : SHRINKAGE!
Juji : Only on the count of coldness!
Mika : No Juji, it's always like that. You're pants are off enough for us to tell. Hey Zell, pass me another beer.
Zell : That's me girl.
Billy : You're girl?
Zell : Well, ya see, Big Daddy shot blanks. Maria was desperate. That's when she called the ol' Zellmiester around. Her
accent should be comming in around.....
Mika : Oy mate!
Billy : Oh dear lord.
Vash : Zell, how exactly did that happen?
Zell : Well mate, I told Maria that everything's bigger in Australia, like the beer. But of course, I was making a sexual
Don : We get it Zell.
Zell : I was talking about my huge penis.
Bunji : We get it Zell. Loud and clear.
Zell : You're just jealous Bunji.
Bunji : Hey hey hey, wait one damn second. There's a reason why Gynocrat always makes me have the huge wang-chung.
Grave : ..................
Damon : Hey, you are right Grave. That is Gynocrat in line for the Yaoi R Us store.
Bunji : Oh crap, don't let her see us. If she pairs me up with that damn Balkan one more time........
Garino : Well, I didn't think Canon was very hot to be in...
Don : Why do I keep you alive?
Zell : Seriously mate, why do you?
Mika : Ya mate.
Garino : Final boss powers.
All : Aww.........
Garino : Shut it.
Spike : Hey, it's going to opening soon. Get your weapons ready!
Billy : Allright! *Strums guitar, zaps Garino* Whoa, this day just got better.
Garino : Hate, you.
Zell : O RLY!?
Mika : Ya RLY!
Zell : No Wai!1!!
Garino : Ya RLY! So shut up!
Damon : Jesus powers.....on.
Kid : *Points to Juji's wang* OMG! Secret Nazi shriviled penis! *Some random German techno plays*
Juji : *Slices kid's head off* OMG! Secret Nazi bloodspill!
Fangoram : GERMAN TECHNO!
Don : The hell with it, charge the doors!
Vash : Charge!......
Zell and Mika : Oy!
Everyone in front of them : Crap.
Some random person : OMG! Secret Nazi Stampeding!
Juji : Sieg Hail!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME TO STATE THE FACT, HX AND HB DO NOT SUPPORT NAZI-ISM IN ANY WAYS, WE JUST FIND YOU'RE THE
MAN NOW DOG HILARIOUS AND YEAH......VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!
Grave : ................... *Holding up quilt*
Billy : Yeah Grave, I'm sure that he'd love it. It would go nice with his Elton John shrine.
*With Bunji at the XXX section*
Bunji : One for me, one for sherry, none for Garino...Hey Zell, do you think Grave would like this one?
Zell : Oi mate, I'm sure he'd love it.
Mika : More Fosters mate!
Zell : you and me my child, are going to the bar.
Mika : Yay! Fake ID!
Bunji : .......Man, I wish Grave would get me a quilt for
WINNAHS! THE NIGHTOW FAMILY! SHERRY! YTMND.COM
LOSAHS! GARINO! BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS!
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