Fangoram

VS

Rush Limbaugh

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Garino : OK you bastards, we're no longer going to say the "N" word anymore.

Zell : But you said it just five minutes ago.

Bunji : And 46 times yesterday.

Fangoram : I COUNTED!

Garino : N**** Hush!

Don : Garino, just, just shut up, please? It's not socially acceptable yet.

Garino : But the blacks call themselves that all the time?

Sherry : Garino, are you black?

Garino : ....Yes. N**** please.

Fangoram : YOU NO GANSTA!

Garino : ......damn. Anyways, we're not doing anything this week.

Bunji : Well, this is going to be a crappy WWFD.

Fangoram : THEY ALL ARE!

Zell : Sure they are mate, sure they are. Garino, does this mean I can get fully plastered instead of half like I usually do?

Don : Wait, does that mean we still haven't seen you fully drunk?

Zell : Nope, yo all have only seen me at slightly buzzed.

Sherry : What about last night? You were running around pantsless exclaim "I am Tom Cruise, King of the No-Pants!"

Zell : Ok, maybe tipsy, but that's it.

Don : Well, if all you pansies are just going to talk about a pantsless Zell, I'm at least going to listen to the radio so I can shout vulgarities at the idiots who call in.

Garino : Yeah, whatever. This mean more time with.....

Don : *In the Distance* DON'T BE ON THE PHONE AND THE RADIO AT THE SAME TIME JACKASS! IT'S CALLED FEEDBACK!

Fangoram : ME THINK THAT CHICKEN SELECTS SHOULD BE A REQUIRED FOOD!

Rush Limbaugh : Umm....yeah, that sucks. We're talking about how liberals are ruining America and how much that pinko freak Garino Corsione is devaluing our kids.

Garino : HEY! I do not do that! I only defile Herb!......wait, did he say 'Defile' or 'Devalue'?

Sherry : Devalue.

Garino : Ohh.......still, Rush Limbaugh sucks. I do not do that to kids, only dead Presidents, from him party nonetheless.

Zell : Oh, the irony......where's my beer?

Mika : Oy 'ere Dad!

Zell : She really is my daughter.....brings a tear to me eye......it tastes like alcohol.....

Mika and Zell : *Crack open a foster's keg and down the thing*

Zell : Ok, I'm ready.

Bunji : Why have I been getting less lines? And are you drunk yet Zell?

Zell : Slightly buzzed, but by no means sober.

Bunji : Can you drive?

Zell : Hell ya mate.

Sherry : Good enough for me.

Bunji : Me too. *Turns to you* Keep in mind, we here at Cerberus OD do not condone drunk driving at all. If you drink any alcohol, do not by any means drive, no matter where you have to go.

Sherry : Bunji, who are you talking to?

Bunji : The audience, duh.

Fangoram : I SEE A WALL!

Garino : That's the fourth wall that we actors are not supposed to realize. But now you broke it, nice job retard.

Don : *Smacks Garino* Yeah, retard. Way to go Garino.

Garino : ....Hate, you. anyways, let's go. I call....

Fangoram and Bunji : SHOTGUN!

Zell : Driver!

Sherry : Write out!

Don : Your mother!

Garino : Damn, Damn not a chance, and eww.....

Bunji : No blitz, no option!

Fangoram : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sherry : Damn......do I have to?

Fangoram : YES!

Garino : Yes!

Zell : Yes!

Mika : Yes!

Binji : Yes

Bunji : Who the hell is Binji

Garino : A freaking typo, ok?

Binji : No I'm not! I'm Binji Kagashira

Don : Techinally yes, but you'll still won't go.

Sherry : Yay! Write-out!

Garino : Damn your excuses and plot devices! And your excuctive powers!

Don : Moonpies rule!

Fangoram : RECESS!

*A while later, wherever that douchebag records from....*

Rush : Even though I am called a sage, I still have a hard time believing that liberals are not killing the country. Especially that liberal retard Binji Kagashira....

Binji : HEY! I am not a retard! And HX and HB are not jumping the shark!

Bunji : Don't think about that one too much, or your tiny brain will asplode.

Fangoram : TOO LATE!

Binji : *Head Asplodes*

Zell : Well mate, we just successfully made, and killed off a stupid character. Oh well, if only we can kill off Garino.....

Mika : No dice, mate.

Zell : Thought it would work this time.....

Zell : Oh Mika, why are you not with Billy, Grave, Juji, and.....that other kid.

Mika : More beer.

Zell : ALRIGHT! That's me girl!

Bunji : For the love of everything sacred, shut the hell up.

Zell : I hate sacred things. Like that statue of the Virgin Mary bleeding out of her ass.....

Bunji : Just.....just stop talking.

Rush : Are you liberal bastards going to do anything?

Don : Why, yes, I believe we are. Because you suck.

Rush : Then try your worst! I am sage-ly, middle of the road, and completely fair and balanced!

Fangoram : JUST LIKE FOX NEWS!

Rush : Bring it on, you pussy-liberals!

Garino : N**** Please. We kill you ass.

Bunji : Everytime you talk, the world dies a little more. So shut the hell up. Think of the Earth. The More you know.

Zell : Right....let's just kill him!

Bunji : Eh.

Rush : Oh, fuck.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME BY GOODNESS, RUSH SUCKS HARD. HE IS A FREAKING DOUCHEBAG WHO SHOULD BE OFF THE AIR. OR ON FOX NEWS WHERE NO ONE WILL PAY ATTENTION TO IS RACIST, IGNORANT, STUPID DINGLEBERRY. VIOLENCE.*

Rush : My most of me! I dead.

Zell : Thank you Homestar Runner reference number 20X6.

Bunji : Which, in turn, is another Homestar reference.

Garino : Alright, I don't know where my bike is. Know what I think? N**** STOLE MY BIKE!!!!

Fangoram : IT BE GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVE.

*Meanwhile*

Grave : *riding on Garino's bike* ...................

Billy : Get off of that bike! You know that dingleberry is blaming African-Americans again.

Grave : ....................

Billy : No, you are NOT an African American.

Juji : I am.

Billy : Shut up Juji.

Spike : Where's Mika?

Billy : Spike, shut up. You don't get lines.

Spike : Awww....

Grave : .......

Billy : No, you hush up Grave!

Spike : Is anyone listening to me?

Juji : N**** hush.



END.

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WINNAHS - GRAVE, MIKA, ZELL, BUNJI, FANGORAM, DON, GARINO


LOSAHS - GARINO, RUSH, BINJI KAGASHIRA, SPIKE

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