*HB's driving a jet boat, with HX water skiing behind it*
HB : Now HX! We're nearing the ramp, so be ready, and successfully make the jump over the shark this time!
HX : No shit dumbass! *Jumps off the ramp, with shark below him* Weeeeeeee......
HB : *Swerves the boat*
HX : *Collides into the ramp....crotch first* Ow, my love maker!
HB : HA!
HX : *Being circled by the shark* HB, you bitch!
HB : Ha! You can't see me! You can't....*Bam* OW!*Runs boat into rock*
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HB A SPLODING AND HX BEING SHARK DEVOURED TYPE VIOLENCE*
Bunji : Nice shot Grave, here, have this Chicken Select.
Grave : ..............Whoo Hoo!................
Back to the shattered remains of our dignity.
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