Garino: Okay, boys and girls, ladies and gentleman, bitches and bastards get in here!
Bunji: Three different ways to call us...
Zell: The last one always insulting
Sherry: And that's why...
Fangoram: THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN!!!!
Don: (slaps Fangoram across the face) No! Not here bad elephant man... ewww even I found that to be in bad taste...
Bunji: Yes now go to your room, sleep with your wife and think about what you've done...
Don: Okay.... (goes up the stairs)
Garino: Now that, that distraction is over, the mission of the day is...
Don: OH MY GOD MY PENIS DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!!!1
Garino's mom: NOW IT DOES!!!!
Zell: Oi mate, you think we should help him, no man deserves that kind of pain...
Garino: He does and so as I was saying...
Don: NO!!! NOT THERE NOT THERE!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Fangoram: (in pajamas with center head banging on the ceiling) KEEP IT DOWN I TRY TO SLEEP DOWN HERE I CALL SUPER!
Garino's mom: YOU WANT A THREE WAY!
Don Knots: I said three people only and one had to be gay.
Bunji: Well I'm in a gay marriage, Garino's just gay, Sherry's gay and both Don and Zell are straight and I
dunno if Fangoram has a gender.
Fangoram: FANGORAM IS A MAN! (pulls down pants and Don knotts is now missing an eye)
Zell: OH MY GOD! DID YOU SEE THAT! IT LOOKS LIKE MINE!
Bunji: Cease your lies!
Garino: I never noticed that before...
Vader: Use the force Don, it is your only hope for survival.
Garino's mom: I LIKE THE GIMP YOU LEAVE NOW HE'S ALL MINE!
Don: Okay, (runs off like a little girl)
Don: phew, I didn't think I'd make it...
Don knots: I'm not dead yet...
Garino: Yeah... we're going to have to change that.
Bunji: (shoots knots) Yeah, I hate paying rent, right next to how much I hate to pay taxes that's why I blew up
Huey: No you blew up the pentagon because you were drunk, the government didn't want to admit it so they said it was
Al queda terrorists.
Zell: I never knew...
Sherry: You never do, you're at least always twice as drunk as Bunji.
Garino: Okay Fangoram put some pants on.
Fangoram: ME NO WANNA!
Blitz: DAMNIT YOU DO IT NOW!
Fangoram: (Pants, shirt and jacket all worn and ironed) YES SIR!
Blitz: And the hat....
Fangoram: (wearing his hat now) I WEAR HAT TOO!
Blitz: Good, I thought I was going to have to get the buster sword.... continue...
Garino: The mission of the day is to kill MacGuyver.
David Hayter: You'll never catch me! (In a cage)
Garino: We already did that's why you're in a cage, we don't release you until metal gear solid 4 comes out.
David: Oh yeah? GUYVER! (uses mega smashers and breaks out of his cell)
Garino: Crap I forgot he can do that. anyway mac-guyver is your target.
Bunji: no way...
Zell: no dice....
Sherry: Uh uh honey....
Don: not happenin.......
Fangoram: NO GOOD!!!!
Sherry: He makes things happen...
Garino: I don't care, I have approval that makes all of you go on this mission.
Don: From who?
Garino: The highest authority...
Sol Badguy: God? I don't have anything to do with him.
Ky: Shut up!
Bunji: That was weird yet relevant.
Garino: Even higher than god (pulls out a contract, that's signed Blitz ace 84.)
Blitz: I don't remember.... screw it lets see how this plays out.)
Bunji: No choice...
(the place where Macguyver resides)
Zell: (Wearing "hood" camos) okay we have to get to him before he can get to even the smallest of items..
Sherry: I know I know...
Don: (In spiderman outfit) Damn this thing is tight.
Bunji: You look quite the homosexual.
Fangoram: I GET HIM!!!! (Jumps at Macguyver)
Macguyver: Hmmm? (grabs an Ipod, deodorant stick, pepsi can and a brush and combines them to create a replica of
Grave's arsenal) Cerberous OD!
Fangoram: FANGORAM GO POOPIE!!!!!
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO MACGUYVER HAS UBER ABILITES AND JUST OWNED FANGORAM BADLY!)
Bunji: (whistles) owned....
(Zell and Bunji grab Macguyver's arms and hold him while Sherry "Calms him down" And the Don uses special webbing)
Macguyver: (Returns to reality) Damn...
(Zell and Bunji still have him by the arms)
Don: Okay now just sleep buddy.. (Uses a napkin with chloroform)
Macguyver: Can't.... damn..... if I could..... DATE RAPE!!!!!
Bunji: That was too easy...hey I wonder where Fangoram is?
Don: (Carries Macguyver and Webs back to the mansion)
(Back at the mansion)
Garino: Okay we have macguyver detained in a room where he can't do anything.
Sherry: What was the point of this mission?
Garino: People on myspace keep talking about how great he is but we just proved all those emo bastards wrong.
Bunji: right....wait....OH NO!!!!!
Zell: What's wrong (Feels for something) OH NO!!!!!
Sherry: Out with it you idiots.
Bunji: I left my cigarette in there!
Zell: I left my Fosters can in there!
Don: In where?
Macguyver: (Puts beer can and cigarette to create the ultimate weapon, Dick Cheney)
Dick Cheney: TIME TO GO QUAIL HUNTIN'!
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO THE VICE PRESIDENT IS AN IDIOT WITH HORRIBLE AIM WITH EXTREME BIRD SHOT!)
Macguyver: (Leaves into the sunset) owned.....
(At Patrick Swayze land)
Billy: Why are we here again?
Billy: That does explain why he's here.....
Tommy Vercetti: Did I forget to mention I have a gun.
Spike: Okay so guy's here's how it goes, patrick swayze lives here, he exits here and goes into his garage here, now
my plan is that Grave waits by the garage Juji and Billy wait by the door and ambush Swayze any questions?
Mika: That sucks....
Juji: PUNT THE SPIKE!
Spike: No punt the spike.
Juji: Punt the spike. (kicks spike in to the distance.) my plan is just raid the place.
Billy: For once I'm forced to agree with juji.
Tommy: Lets go....
Patrick Swayze: It's time for some dirty dancing....
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO DIRTY DANCING SERIOUSLY MANAGED TO OWN THE GUNGRAVE CAST)
Pat: Okay, c'mon kit, lets go..
Kit: Okay knigh..... LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO FANGORAM JUST FLEW OUT OF THE SKY IN A FLAMING METEOR AND CRASHED INTO PATRICK SWAYZE OWNING HIM)
Billy: Never mind the retard the talking car is ours!
Chuck Norris: No it isn't stealing is wrong because I'm a texas ranger.
Billy: But your jurisdiction is only in Texas.
Chuck: (Kicks Billy in the face) Don't argue with me boy.
Chuck: That you Brandon? Sorry I can't let you have kit, but I know this crazy professor who keeps this retarded kid
with him anyway they have a car that lets you time travel.
Chuck: ADULTS ONLY! (kicks juji in the face)
Chuck: I'm Chuck Norris and I'm married sorry.
MIka: I'm in love....
Mika: You're in second place.... sorry but he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck: (Walks off in to the Sunset)
Grave: (Starts to whistle a western ending theme)
Billy: How did he do that....
Grave: He's Chuck Norris...
Mika: ahhhhhh..... I wonder what happened to spike.
Bear: You lose Good day sir!
Lee: It's time...
Bob: For some...
(Spike flies through the ceiling and crashes into Harry)
Harry: AHH MY SPINE!!!!
Bear: Pffft.... Harry just went to brokeback mountain....
Lee: Actually, in less than three seconds he'll really get his back broke...
Big Daddy: Date Rape.....
WINNAHS: Macguyver, Chuck Norris, Grave,
Mika, Bear Walken,
LOSAHS: Everyone else Plus the Don and Vader,
they got it the worst...