MARCH MADNESS 2006
Garino : Ok you bastards....
Don : How could this happen to me?
Zell : I've made my mistakes!
Bunji : I've got nowhere to run!
Sherry : Garino, that boyfriend of yours looks likle an emo fag.
Herb : My life sucks, no-one understands me.
Zell : Your life isn't the only thing you suck. Like Garino's Pe....
Don : Ok shut it.
Garino : No father, let him continue. I want to here him talk dirty.
Don : *Wham-a-licious* Horray beer!
Garino : Hate....you....
Zell : Oi mate, the queer one said his line....
Bunji : What did I say?
Zell : The other, gayer queer.
Sherry : What?
Zell : No, the other, even more queer one.
Fangoram : WHAT? FANGORAM JUST CHEWING ON.....HOTDOG...*Fangoram chewing on a German Frank....With German Frank still
German Frank : For ze love of Gods, I thought you were a 12 year old Chinese school girl!
Bunji : *Stunned stupid*
Sherry : .....Me so hoorny
Don : *Hitting his head against a solid metal door.*
Zell : *Drunk*
Garino : .....Herb! I got a new idea! I'll be German Frank, and you can be the 12 year old Chinese School Girl.
Don : *Super kicks Garino through multiple ceilings, and when Garino finally comes down, he lands on Don's foot, crotch
first* Never say that again. Ever!
Don's wife : Don! I have an idea! You can be German Frank, and I can be the 12 year old Chinese School girl.
Don : *Stunned to silence*
Bunji : *Vomiting*
Zell : *Drunk*
Sherry : Don, can I take your place?
Garino : Ow, me ears!
Fangoram : I SORRY FOR STARTING THIS!
Bunji : Wait, the retard has remorse?
Fangoram : NOO!!!
Zell : That's what I figured.
Bunji : Ok you morons, what's today's required killing?
Don : Well, I was thinking of going to the NCAA tournament finals.
Garino : Can we come?
Don : Let me think about it...*Kicks Garino in junk* Ok, you can.
Zell : Horray! Free beer!
Bun-ji : Spining Bird Kick!!!! *Kicks Zell in the nerts, steals his free beer, and says "Yatta!"*
Zell : Whatever me nerts are, they hurt. And where's my beer.....wait, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bunji : that...felt wrong. But I did get a free beer.
Don : Can we go now? I really need to get away from this damn place.
Don's wife : Don! I have the chinese school outfit on!
Don : Now!
Sherry : Sherry like! *Runs upstairs*
Don : She's a brave, idiotic soldier. Rest of you fools, roll out!
Rest of the fools : *Runs away*
German Frank : My nuticles!
*At the NCAA final game, Villanova Vs. Syracuse, Why them? Because we're Syracuse/Villanova fans*
Zell : *Drunk*
Bunji : *Intoxicated*
Don : *Plastered, and Puerto Rican apperently*
Garino : *Winecoolers'd*
Villanova : *Winning.*
Gerry McNamara : *Ties game. Like automatic.*
Don Suave : I think we should recruit that guy, homes.
Fangoram : HE OVERRATED!!!!
Gerry McNamara : *Throws firebolt at Fangoram, causing him to explode.*
SU : *3 points. Crowd cheers.*
Villanova Sideline : *Appreciates the gesture, and allows the 3 points to stand.*
Dickie V : OH MY GAWD BABY! THAT OVERSIZED RETARD EXPLODED BABY! IT'S AWESOME BABY, YEAH!!!
Jay Bilas : Down Dickie, down boy.
UConn : *Invades court*
Rudy Gay : HELL NO! WE SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR THE CHAMPIONSHIP! I MEAN, HOW THE SHIT DID WE LOSE?
Bunji : You half-assed it against Albany, the 16 seed, and lost. By 50.
Zell : ALBANY!!!!
Don Suave : New York?
Rudy Gay : SHUT UP! WE'S TAKING THE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!
Jay Wright : *Signals something*
Mob : *Takes out half of UConn.*
Rudy Gay : Crap....time....FOR OUR SUPER WEAPON.......TOOOMMMMMMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
MySpace Tomz : YEA, IT BE IZ, THE TOMZ!!!! LOL!!!!
Zell : Didn't we kill you last week, mate?
Tomz : YESHZ!!! BUT IZ COMZ BAK!
Don Suave : *Saunters up to center court, confronting Tomz, with a Spanish sword.* Hello. My name is Iņigo Montoya. You
killed my father. Prepare to die.
Tomz : OH NOEZ!!!!!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LETS HOPE THAT UCONN LOSES, SO THE UCONN FANS WILL SHUT THE HELL UP,
BECAUSE IF THEY CAN LOSE TO SU IN THE BIG EAST TOURNEY, THEN THEY WILL MOST LIKELY NOT MAKE IT OUT OF THEIR REGION CAUSE THEY
HALF-ASS TYPE OF VIOLENCE.*
Tomz : *Dead. Again.*
Rudy Gay : *Ran away, still alive.*
Don Suave : Horray Beer!
Fangoram : *Magically reassembles* NOOOOO!!!!
G-Mac : What the hell? I thought I exploded you. No matter.....*FIREBOLT 3000, Fangoram Explodes. Again.*
*at the truck, some near 3000 inches away*
Mika : Oi, I really want to see the WBC!
Grave : ...................
Billy : Grave, it does not stand for What Bonds Crapped! Besides, G-Mac just blew up Fangoram again. If he does it again,
I'll will $$1000. *Bam* Alright! *Does a ghostly dance*
Juji : You can bet on that?
Grave : .................
Billy : No Grave, you cannot bet on how many times you can blow up Juji in an hour. Juji won't come back. But you can
still try to.
Grave : *Ding*
WINNAHS : DON! VILLANOVA/SYRACUSE! TEH MOB! BUNJI! BUN-JI! ZELL!
LOSAHS : GARINO! U-CONN! U-CONN FANS!
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