Here goes yet another of our classic rip offs of Avenue Q.
Sherry : Say, Maria, can I ask you a question?
Maria : Sure!
Sherry : Well, you know Bunji upstairs?
Maria : Uh huh. I hate tbat guy.
Sherry : Well, you're Maria Big Daddy, and he's Bunji Kugashira, but he likes
people to call him Big Daddy.
Maria : Right.
Sherry : You're both Big Daddies.
Maria : Yeah.
: Are you two related?
Maria : What? Hell no! I find that Racist Sherry.
Sherry : I'm sorry. I was just wondering.
Maria : Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all Big Daddies are related. What are you trying say, huh?
all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?
Sherry : No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.
Maria : I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.
Sherry : Well, look who's talking.
Maria : What do you mean?
Sherry : What about that special Big
Daddy you told me about?
Maria : What about it?
Sherry : Can someone like me go there?
Maria : Hell
no! We don't want people like you!
Sherry : You see?! You're a little bit racist!
Maria : Well you're a little
bit racist too!
Sherry : I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Maria : Admitting it is not an easy thing
Sherry : But I guess it's true.
Maria : Between me and you, I think...
Both : Everyone's
a little bit racist, Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find that
No-one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact that We all should face, that Everyone makes judgments, Based on race.
Sherry : Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from -
Maria : Not at all.
: No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!
Maria : Ole!
Both : Everyone's a little bit racist, Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay!
Ethinic jokes might
But you laugh because They're based on truth.
Don't take them as Personal attacks.
Sherry : All right, stop me if you've heard this one...
Maria : OK.
There's a plan going down and there's only one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...
Maria : And a black guy!
Bear : Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Maria?
Maria : Ohh.....
Bear : You were telling a black joke!
: Well, sure, Bear, but lots of people tell black jokes.
Bear : I don't!
Sherry : Well, of course you don't
- you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?
Bear : Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!
: Now, don't you think that's a little racist?
Bear : Well, damn, I guess you're right.
Maria : You're a little
Bear : Well, you're a little bit too.
Sherry : We're all a little bit racist.
Bear : I
think that I would Have to agree with you.
Sherry/Maria : We're glad you do.
Bear : It's sad but true!
a little bit racist - All right!
Maria : All right!
Sherry : All right.
Bear : All right! Bigotry
has never been
All: If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Sherry : Oh, Christ do I feel good.
Bear : Now there was a fine upstanding black man!
Sherry : Who?
Bear : Johnny Damon.
: But, Bear, Johnny was white.
Bear : No, Johnny was black.
Maria : No, Johnny was white.
: No, I'm pretty sure that Johnny Damon was black-
Sherry : Guys, guys...Johnny Damon was Jewish!
All : *Laughing*
Bob : Hey guys, what are you laughing about?
Bear : Racism!
Bob : Cool!
Lee : Bob!! Come back
You take out lecycuraburs!
Sherry : What does that mean?
Bob : Um, recyclables.
Rest : *Laughing*
Bob : Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?
Maria : Oh, come off it, Bob!
a little bit racist.
Bob : I'm not!
Sherry : Oh no?
Bob : Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Lee : What? Bob!
Sherry : Bobby buddy where you been?
The term's now Asian-American!
: I know you are no Intending to be!
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!
Bob : I'm sorry, honey, I
Lee : And I ruv you!
Bob : But Honey, you're racist too.
Lee : Yes, I know.
And the Grave have all
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With Zell who
(Zell : EH! *Takes a wiff of himself*....Oh, she's right. Sorry, mates!)
Sherry : Me too!
Maria : Me too!
Bear : I can't even get a taxi!
All: Everyone's a little bit racist
But everyone is just
As racist as you!
If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
And everyone stopped being
Maybe we could live in -
Lee : Evlyone's a ritter bit lacist!