Zell and Mika's Vacation crap.
Zell : Ok Mika, come in here. We've gotta talk.
Mika : Oi Dads, what do you need?
Zell : Now Mika, what have I told you about drinking at parties?
Mika : Bring some beer home for you, mate!
Zell : I've taught you well. Oh, and always remember to bring a designated driver, and don't get laid, you're damn underage.
Mika : I'm of age somewhere!
Zell : Not in me house! *Smack*
*+200 experience points*
*Final Fantasy VII victory music plays*
Zell : Alright! I get to level up! I'm now a level 24 Wizard!
Mika : What am I dad?
Zell : Bitchsmacked! *Bitchsmack'd*
Spike : *From another room* Guys? Can i come out now!
Mika : Spike, you know damn well that you can't leave the cage unless you're dying or need to use the bathroom.
Spike : Aww.....
Zell : Or getting me beer.....speaking of which, beer bitch, I need my beer!
Spike : ......Fine....
Mika : Me too!
Spike : Only if I can have some more porn....
Zell : Fine....*Gives him Playgurllllllll*
Spike : NOOOO!!!!
Mika : Didn't specify which type, mate!
Zell : Wait, when is our interview?
Interviewer : I've been here for an hour! I need to send 60 Minutes over here.
Zell : Too late. Mickey Rooney's been here since Halloween.
Mickey Rooney : I'm Pikachu! Bitch!
Zell : We keep telling him he's Squirtle. He won't listen to us.
Interviewer : Why did I accept this job? If I wanted money, I should have been a hooker. Better benefits. If I wanted
the challenge, I could have been Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
Mika : I loved that movie!!!! It was like....lovey dovey and crap, mate.
Zell : Downright disturbing....
Spike : I saw it in my cage! With last month's Playgurllllll!!!!!........Black Men are hot.
Zell : You know, I would normally disagree, but I will say this...Denzel is FINE!!!! Not that I'm homosexual or anything,
but as a straight man secure in his sexuality, I can say that Denzel can turn me gay anytime.
Spike : That Numa Numa guy can turn me gay anytime!!!!
Mika : Beyonce is fine....
Interviewer : Well, I will admit that Denzel is a hot human being....anyway, where the hell were we?
Zell : We were talking about the possibilities of a 10th Planet and more in our solar system, but you just HAD to bring
up Pikachu. Ass.
Interviewer : I need a beer. Now.
Mika : Spike! Get the interviewer a beer!.......No roofie this time!
Interviewer : There was a roofie last time? No wonder I don't remember the last 30 minutes. And why my......bellybutton
hurt. It's like they missed my butthole.
Mika, Zell : Spike, it did it.
Mickey Rooney : PIKACHU DO THUNDER BOLT!!!
Interviewer : Ok, just let us get one question in....what the hell do you do on your many vacations?
Mika : TEH HB IS TEH SEXAY!!!
Spike : TEH HX IS TEH HX.COM!!!
Zell : They say that all the time. Then we drink. Like a normal family, mate.
Interviewer : How much beer do you go through a day?
Zell : More than 5 third-world nations. And Germany.
Mika : Aren't they a third world country too?
Zell : .....Good point. 6 Third World Countries, and the Eskimos.
Mika : Bloody Eskimos....AND THEIR FRIGGIN WHALES TOO!!!!!
Interviewer : ......Truely offensive. Well, we'll be back next week with German Juji and Billy. Until then, please shoot
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