Don and the rest.
*At the mansion*
Garino : Hey Dad, can I play with my Wii?
Don : After you finish your homework can you play with your Wii. Maybe after that we can link them up and make a Wii-Wii.
Garino : That sounds wonderful father, I'll go work on my math!
Don : Wait a minute....Wii?
Garino : Oh father, I need your help with this math problem.
Don : What's the question Garino?
Garino : It's a trig question, I have to find pi with only the letter R, the number 5, and a toothpick. Who do they think
I am? McGuyver?
Don : No one can be McGuyver son, except, well, johnny damon. But to answer your question, I believe that the answer is
'go fuck yourself'.
Garino : Aww....I knew you'd say something like that....
Don : No, I'm serious, look it up.
Garino : *Looks it up* Well I'll be damned! Thanks Dad!
Don : You're welcome son!
*Father-Son moment...in a completely non-gay type of way*
Garino : Father, I think out interviewer has snapped. He's playing with his Wii.
Don : Well, who wouldn't to play with their Wii?
Interviewer : Hey! If you had to interview Fangoram, then Grave and Bunji, then Zell and Mika, then Billy and the Nazi,
you'd do this too!
Garino : I've got to agree with him. Those others are idiots.
Don : So, when does the actual interview start?
Don : There we go.
Interviewer : So Don, you are protrayed as a guy that regrets adopting Garino. Is that true?
Don : Absolutely not. I love my son. The writers are just untalented and lazy.
HX : Hey!
HB : You wanna go back to eating the special mayo?
Don : You're a towel.
HB : No sir, you're a towel.
Don : Aww man....
HX : 42! Run aways!
HB : O<:) *Runs away's*
Interviewer : Right.
Garino : Damn that Clown hat Smiley Face.
Don : Garino, Did you ever know that you were my hero?
Garino : Oh father...
Don : The only place I'll ever be....
Garino : I can fly higher than an eagle!
Don/Garino : YOU ARE THE WIND BENEATH MY WINGS!!!
Garino : I love you father.
Don : I love you too son. Just not in the homosexual type way.
*FATHER SON MOMENT! OMG! HAX!!!*
Interviewer : I want to play with my Wii again. Am I done here?
Don : I dunno.
Interviewer : Right. Well, let me finish by saying this : LEEEEEERRRROOOOYYYY JJJJJEEEENNNNNKKKKIIIINNNNSSSSS!
Garino : You're just as stupid as hell, you know that?
Don : At least I got chicken!
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