Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Bunji : You heard him Zell, get in here.
Zell *From the other room* : I would, but it's cutting into Fosters time. And nothing interupts Fosters time. Not even
trips to the bathroom.
Don : Zell, get in here before I smack you with my pimp cane?
Garino : Your 'pimp cane'?
Don : *Smacks Garino with sword* Pimp smack.
Zell : Did I miss a pimp smack? I'll be right there.
Bunji : Zell, what the hell is that?
Zell : Oi, it's an IV. I've decided to have the Fosters directly injected into my system. 200% increase in crunkeness,
and alcohol poisoning. It's better than an enema.
Garino : What's an enema?
Herb : Bend over and pull down your pants and I'll show ya.
Garino : Sounds like a deal! *Pulls down pants, bends over*
Fangoram : *Walks in, looks at scene, walks out*
Don : Right, on that note, it's TV time.
TV : *Comercial*
Kid 1 : I want to be like Fangoram!
Kid 2 : I want to be like Fangoram !
Don : No you don't.
Kid 1 : I want to be like Fangoram!
Don : I'm telling you, you don't!
Kid 2 : I want to be like Fangoram
Don : Ahh the Hell with it, Sword time!
Announcer : Nike, just do it...up the ass....
Don : I made thirty bucks killing people! I consider that a good day!
Bunji : You are a twisted, twisted man.
Don : Well, at least I'm not Bill O'Reilly. He demands a child sacrifice at the beginning of every show, for the gods
Zell : You mean Conservatism?
Bunji : Well....yeah. That.
Sherry : What about the die hard liberals?
Bunji : You mean all five of them? They're pussies. And we like pussies.
Zell : I thought you liked assholes, mate!
Bunji : What type to you mean...
Zell : The one where shit comes out of!
Bunji : Once again, can you be more specific...
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSS.......
Bunji : That doesn't help narrow it down, since he has a little bit of both.
Don : You are all idiots. And Bunji, you answered your own question. Perv....you like dudes.
Garino : What's wrong with that?!?!?!
Don : If it's you, everything. Jesus hates you.
Garino : No he doesn't!
Johnny Damon : Of course I do! You suck. *Beep Beep* Sorry, that was the Jesus phone. The Jesus signal is up...so, I have
to go. Before I leave though, I must say....I'M RICH BIATCHES!!! Jesusmobile, go!
Na na na na na na na na na Jesus! Jesus! na na na na na na na na Johnny! Damon!.....
Bunji : The Batman weeps.
Garino : Well....that was awkward...I was called gay by Johnny Damon. But....everyone calls me that. Fuckheads.
Don : Emo.
Bunji : Dipshit
Sherry : Homo
Zell : Oh, the irony on that one. Oh, assface.
Johnny Damon : Johnny! Damon! Batman! ...err....Jesus! And Garino is a loser!
Fangoram : RETARD!!!!
Zell : Oh, the irony....again. Assface.
Herb : You suck in bed!
Garino : Ouch. Very ouch. Why, Herb?
Herb : I just wanted fit it. You know you are...
Don : Shut your mouth.
Bear Walken : I'm Bear Walken. And Garino sucks ass.
Garino : How is that an insult? I do that!
Bear : You suck your own ass.
Garino : Give me 10 minutes, and if I can't do it, I will feel insulted. And will cry.
*10 minutes later*
Garino : Damn. *Weeping*
Bear : And the sad part is that he actually almost got it. And I'm Bear Walken, and you're not.
Juggernaut : And I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
Bear : *Pimp slaps Juggernaut to next week* Don't steal my lines, bitch.
Garino : This is the most fucked up shit I've ever seen in my life.
Don : Shut yo yaps. The TV is talking now.
TV : And we now return to the O'Reilly Factor.
Zell : Aww. How the hell did this crap get on here! I wanted to mindlessly watch the other 28,000 Dr. Tran films! It's
hella bomb, yo!.
Bunji : *Punches Zell in the face from off screen.* Anyway, who the hell put it on this channel. Even Zell when he's completely
smashed doesn't watch that crap.
Don : I blame Fangoram.
Zell : Fangoram.
Sherry : Fangoram.
Fangoram : Garino!
Don : You know what, that sounds like a better person to blame. Garino, you suck.
Zell : When in doubt, blame Garino. It's what makes the world go round.
Garino : HATE. YOU. ALL.
Herb : I'm trying to listen to the television!
Bill O'Reilly : The next person on my Hate list is Don. Not just any Don, The Don.
Don : That could be any Don really...
Bill : He's also called Captain Don, Don Suave, Sailor Mini Don, DonDonDonDon-DonDonDon, DonDonDon Esquire, Don the almighty
ruler of everything, Sally Donji, the Donji Lama, Martin Luther Don Jr., Doncom X, Muhammad Doni, George Donjinton, Sir Don
- Captain of the British Empire, Son Donku, BeyDon the Grave, Pirate Don, LeDon James, The King Don-ut, The man who sleeps
with your mother, Sean Donnery, Yu-Gi-Don, Yu Yu Donkashu, Vash the Donpede, the guy Jesus owes 20 bucks to, Kurt Angle's
homedog, The Trojan Man, Don Patrick, Ninja Don...
Don : Those can be any Don! Besides, I never said I was a ninja....today......
Bill : Don, father of Garino Corsione...
Don : That could be the Don down the street...I mean, doesn't he have a gay son named Garino, who totally sucks ass?
Bill : ....And finally, Don, the creator of the Captain Don.
Don : Yeah, he's talking about me. No other Don can do that.
Bill : The reason why I hate this man is the reason I hate everyone else...he's a liberal terrorist.
Don : I am not a liberal, I'm a freaking dictator.
Zell : And the terrorist part mate?
Don : Well, I didn't become Don by hugging people to death...or did I? Hmm...
Bunji : *Smacks Don* No flashbacks.
Fangoram : FOURTH WALL GO A BOOM AGAIN......I like House.
Sherry : You know, I can actually agree with he retard for once. I think the world may be in peril now because of that.
Johnny : nope, it's ok. You silly humans and your worrying. It won't explode unless I want it to.
Bear : $$10 says you can't make it explode.
*Ten minutes later*
World : *Exploded*
Bear : Damn.
Johnny : Never mosh with a Jesus. And.....Jesus powers.
World : *Back*
Bear : $$10 says you can't do it again.
Johnny : I can only do it once a day!
Bear : I'll take my money back please.
Bill : Hello? I'm trying to slander the Don here.
Don : You know, I think I may have to schedule a fight between Johnny and Bear. Vegas, here I come.
Bill : Don Sucks.
Don : WHAT? Oh, he's so dead!
Bill : Well, I finally got their attention at least.
Zell : Wait, how the hell does he know what we're doing?
Bill : NSA.
Bunji : He is so dead.
Zell : I am...well...I'm not drunk yet, but I'm not angry. I'm normal. This is weird. Someone get me a beer.
Garino : Just kill him already.
Sherry : Final Boss powers! *Written out*
Garino : I wish everyone would stop stealing mi powers.
Fangoram : FINAL BOSS POWERS *nOT WRITTEN OUT!* Aww....
Don : Fangoram, you need to have an IQ of at least three to use the final boss powers. Garino just barely makes it.
Garino : You shut up, and go kill him now!
Don : Final Boss Powers! *Garino disappears* I ought to use these more often.
*fourty-two seconds later*
Bill : And here are even more reasons why I rule, and everyone else should bow to me.
Zell : *Flies in and karate kicks Bill in the head* Oi mate! I channelled the spirit of a drunken Bruce Lee! I'm a martial
artist! I draw death!
Bunji : That's a word pun only five people will get. Gynocrat, Gynocrat, HB, HX, and probably Fact.
Fangoram : E-MAIL US IF YOU GET IT!
Bill : Stop with the liberal hootennanny.
Bunji : Earth!
Zell : Fire, mate!
Fangoram : WIND!
Johnny Damon : Me! I mean....Water!
Bear Walken : Heart.
Everyone : Go Planet!
Mysterious Voice : When your powers combine, it is an atrocity! And I am Captain Don!
*Random voices* : Captain Don, he's our hero, gonna take retardation down to zero!
Bunji : We're the planeteers!
Johnny : And you can be one too!
Zell : Because kicking Garino in the Nuts, mate!
Fangoram : IS THE THING TO DO!!!
Don : *Makes Garino appear, and Kicks him in the nerts. Garino disappears again* THE POWER IS YOURS!
Bill : I shall use my powers of Conservatism to...
Don : *Wham* Grow those back.
Bill : My nerts....
Fangoram : YOUR STARS AND GARTERS DIE!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME X-MEN THE LAST STAND REFERENCES WHICH HX HASN'T SEEN YET BUT HB KEEPS TELLING HIM THE PLOT
ANYWAY LIKE "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH" AND STUFF LIKE THAT TYPE VIOLENCE.*
O'Reilly : *Dead*
Everyone, everywhere : YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
Don : I think we should get a medal for this. Wait a second....*snaps fingers, and a medal appears in his hands.* Awesome.
THE POWER IS YOURS!!!
WINNAHS : EVERYONE WHO ISN'T BILL O'REILLY OR GARINO
LOSAHS : GARINO AND BILL O'REILLY
THE POWER IS YOURS!!!
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