*Music plays, then stops suddenly, because no-one actually listens to the music.*
*At the Condorbrave home*
Zell : Now Mika, you're going off on your journey with just your Digimon...
Mika : Gravemon
Zell : Whatever. Just your thingie, alone, for months, maybe years at a time to go on your journey of legend, despite
the incredible odds you might fail and be killed along the way?
Mika : Yep.
Zell : Ok. Have fun! And don't forget your underwear!
Mika : Dad!
*MIKA leaves, ZELL is alone.*
Zell : I don't remember the house ever being this lonely.....oh well. Time for hookers! *Does his HOOKER DANCE*
Zell : Hooker dance! Hooker dance! ya ya ya ya ha!
*In forest out of town*
Mika : I hope Dad isn't doing his HOOKER DANCE....anyway, I need more Digimon...
*All of the sudden, PROFESSOR HBHX appears out of nowhere*
Prof : *Smacks Mika upside her dumbass head* It's Gravemon, you moron! Get it right! Gosh! *Disappears*
Mika : Ok, I need more Gravemon....oh, there's a low level Orgmangy! Go Graveachu!
*GRAVEACHU APPEARS, and uses COFFIN ATTACK*
*GRAVEACHU GETS 2 EXPERIENCE POINTS!*
Mika : Son of a bitch! There's an Orgmanatta! Let's try for that one, Graveachu!
*GRAVEACHU uses NUT SHOT!*
*GRAVEACHU GETS 2.4 EXPERIENCE POINTS!*
Mika : This will be a loooong day....
*approx. 3 minutes later....*
*GRAVEACHU is now at level 8!*
Mika : *looks at all the dead Orgmanamon....* Graveachu...I think we should get out of here...
*They run like hell!*
*Next forest over city!*
Mika : OK, I think we're far enough away so they won't suspect us of the Orgmanamon genocide...
Graveachu : ...........
Mika : Umm...I don't speak mute, so I don't know what that means.
Voice : Oy! Did I hear some Protestant speak?
*A wild ALEXANDER ANDERSONEOTTO appeared*
Mika : It's a wild ALEXANDER ANDERSONEOTTO! Let's capture it!
Andersoneotto : Ya think you can capture me ya Prostestant wench?
Mika : Actually...I don't have a specified religion...
Andersoneotto : So....that'd make you Catholic then? So, ya going to try to capture me or not?
Mika : Graveachu, go! Try your Generic Demolition shot!
Graveachu : *FIRES GENERIC DEMOLITION SHOT!*
Andersoneotto : Lassy, you have to do better than that if you want to beat me!
*ANDERSONEOTTO USES RAIN OF BLADES!*
Mika : Grave, hide behind your coffin!
*Grave DEFENDS with COFFIN DEFENSE!*
*ATTACK wasn't very effective...*
Andersoneotto : What the hell?!?!
Mika : Grave, use your super, awesome super attack!
*Grave does CARLTON BANKS DANCE!*
Andersoneotto : *shocked*
*IT'S SUPER DE DUPER EFFECTIVE!*
Mika : Go master ball!
*Mika THROWS BALL!*
*Mika has captured ANDERSONEOTTO!*
Mika : Alright! Now what do I do? Where's my script?!?!
Director : You're supposed to steal someone's bike, then travel around with her, and possibly fall in love with her!
Mika : What the hell?!? I never signed on to do that!
Sherry : *Rides across screen with a bike* I think I'm going to like this role...
Mika : Awww crap!
Back to Gravemon!