The WORST DIRECTOR EVAR!



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FANGORAM

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Garino : Ok you bastards, please arrive in an orderly fashion...

*The bastards arrive in an orderly fashion. Surprising, eh?*

Garino : Wow, I didn't exactly expect that. I was kind of expecting Fangoram to rush in here in a go-kart yelling "RIDGE RACER" again. Or Bunji to make out with Grave and/or Lee.

Bunji : Almost happened.

Garino : Or Kurt Angle to go to TNA....like that will ever happen.

Zell : I...don't think we should tell him yet, mate.

Don : Me too....

Bear Walken : I'm Bear Walken. Oh, and Sherry won't be here today so I'm taking her place.

Fangoram : DEFINATE IMPROVEMENT!

Bunji : What happened to Sherry?

Bear : She wrote herself out before the authors could write her in.

Garino : Can she do that?

Fangoram : RIDGE RACER!!!

Don : Anyway, what is the point of us being here....Other than to keep the two morons from doing a Gravemon episode.

Garino : The worst director ever....

Don : Stephen Segal?

Garino : God no....although, he does suck big time.

Bunji : Mel Gibson?

Garino : Why would you say that?

Bunji : Leathal Weapon 12 and 1/2: The Jesus strikes back.

Johnny Damon : What are you saying?!?! That movie was great! I was the main star!!!

Zell : George Lucas?

Garino : Close. I'm talking about....UWE BOLL!

Everyone : OH MY GOD!!

Fangoram : WHY ARE WE YELLING? CAN I HAVE A CARD GAME?

Garino : He wants to make a Gungrave movie. It must be stopped at all costs. Go now!

Everyone : Yosh!

*Go go Garino Rangers!*

Uwe Boll : Okay, das ud good. Nao, I vant to make a Gundgrave movie. And it vill suck vorse zan Garion!

Assistant : Das und Garino.

Uwe : Vatever.

Bear Walken : For the damage done to mankind!

Don : And to video gamers throughout the world....

Zell : And to the German language, mate.

Bunji : We will....

Fangoram : PUNISH YOU!!!!

Uwe : How did zey get in?

Assistant : You left ze dorr open.

Uwe : Oh. I knew zat. I vill challenge you all to und boxing match. Shizen! (Shy-zen - We have no idea what this means.)

Zell : How's about....no, mate!

Don : Instead, we will beat you with our new super ultra awesome sexy fighting formation!

Uwe : I vill beat you!

*They all form a straight line...*

Assistant : Zat is und Sexy!

Don : Formation Super ultra awesome sexyness go!

*Don, Bear, Zell, and Bunji run up and give a super awesome field goal kick to the Bollnads.*

Uwe : My und genitals!

Fangoram : SUPER AWESOME SEXY CENTER HEAD SHOT GO!!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SUPER SEXY AWESOME GREEN HAIR SEQUENCE GO! TYPE VIOLENCE*

Uwe Boll : *With Pat Robertson and 50 Cent*

Bear : Great job everyone! Now let's get milkshakes at our local Johnny Rocket!

Everyone : *Doing the white man jumping high five from Anchorman* Yeah!

*FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT, NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, THEY ARE THE ONE....CAPTAIN DON!*

Everyone but Don : Hey....

Bear : I'm Bear Walken.

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WINNAHS : EVERYONE!

LOSAHS : UWE BOLL!!!

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