The WORST DIRECTOR EVAR!
Garino : Ok you bastards, please arrive in an orderly fashion...
*The bastards arrive in an orderly fashion. Surprising, eh?*
Garino : Wow, I didn't exactly expect that. I was kind of expecting Fangoram to rush in here in a go-kart yelling "RIDGE
RACER" again. Or Bunji to make out with Grave and/or Lee.
Bunji : Almost happened.
Garino : Or Kurt Angle to go to TNA....like that will ever happen.
Zell : I...don't think we should tell him yet, mate.
Don : Me too....
Bear Walken : I'm Bear Walken. Oh, and Sherry won't be here today so I'm taking her place.
Fangoram : DEFINATE IMPROVEMENT!
Bunji : What happened to Sherry?
Bear : She wrote herself out before the authors could write her in.
Garino : Can she do that?
Fangoram : RIDGE RACER!!!
Don : Anyway, what is the point of us being here....Other than to keep the two morons from doing a Gravemon episode.
Garino : The worst director ever....
Don : Stephen Segal?
Garino : God no....although, he does suck big time.
Bunji : Mel Gibson?
Garino : Why would you say that?
Bunji : Leathal Weapon 12 and 1/2: The Jesus strikes back.
Johnny Damon : What are you saying?!?! That movie was great! I was the main star!!!
Zell : George Lucas?
Garino : Close. I'm talking about....UWE BOLL!
Everyone : OH MY GOD!!
Fangoram : WHY ARE WE YELLING? CAN I HAVE A CARD GAME?
Garino : He wants to make a Gungrave movie. It must be stopped at all costs. Go now!
Everyone : Yosh!
*Go go Garino Rangers!*
Uwe Boll : Okay, das ud good. Nao, I vant to make a Gundgrave movie. And it vill suck vorse zan Garion!
Assistant : Das und Garino.
Uwe : Vatever.
Bear Walken : For the damage done to mankind!
Don : And to video gamers throughout the world....
Zell : And to the German language, mate.
Bunji : We will....
Fangoram : PUNISH YOU!!!!
Uwe : How did zey get in?
Assistant : You left ze dorr open.
Uwe : Oh. I knew zat. I vill challenge you all to und boxing match. Shizen! (Shy-zen - We have no idea what this means.)
Zell : How's about....no, mate!
Don : Instead, we will beat you with our new super ultra awesome sexy fighting formation!
Uwe : I vill beat you!
*They all form a straight line...*
Assistant : Zat is und Sexy!
Don : Formation Super ultra awesome sexyness go!
*Don, Bear, Zell, and Bunji run up and give a super awesome field goal kick to the Bollnads.*
Uwe : My und genitals!
Fangoram : SUPER AWESOME SEXY CENTER HEAD SHOT GO!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SUPER SEXY AWESOME GREEN HAIR SEQUENCE GO! TYPE VIOLENCE*
Uwe Boll : *With Pat Robertson and 50 Cent*
Bear : Great job everyone! Now let's get milkshakes at our local Johnny Rocket!
Everyone : *Doing the white man jumping high five from Anchorman* Yeah!
*FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT, WINNING LOVE BY DAYLIGHT, NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT, THEY ARE THE ONE....CAPTAIN DON!*
Everyone but Don : Hey....
Bear : I'm Bear Walken.
WINNAHS : EVERYONE!
LOSAHS : UWE BOLL!!!
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