Bear Walken : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Garino : What the hell? You stole my line!
Bear : I'm Bear Walken, shut the hell up!
Garino : Aww damn.
Don : Garino, we've outsourced your job to the deadworld. Go play with your Yankee Doodle Dandy.
Garino : Just because I didn't doesn't mean that I'm not American.
Don : No, you're not American because of that whole incident with Geraldo Rivera and Thomas Jefferson.
Garino : I thought that was supposed to be confidential.
Bunji : Nope, we sold it to Times Magazine. We're rich...er bitches.
Zell : I was paid completely with beer, cigars, and more beer.
Garino : Bastards.
Bear : Anyways, we're doing something that's possibly non-violent, though with you guys, we'll some how kill innocents.
We're going apple picking.
Fangoram : I WANT APPLE CIDER!
Sherry : I WANT LESBIANS!
Bear : Not this time. You've written yourself out every episode since last time I've been on. I'm putting you on a leash.
Sherry : Aww...a leash?
Bear : It's covered in diamonds.
Sherry : Score.
Bunji and Zell : Aww....apples....
Bear : Oh shut up. I want to go there for the cider, and for some apple strudel. The ladies love my hot, hard, apple strudel.
Sherry : If you weren't my father, I'd be so totally turned on.
Zell : Wait, can't we make vodka with apples?
Bunji : I dunno...probably.
Zell : Score. Let's go!
Bunji : Driver.
Fangoram : SHOTGUN!
Zell : *cocks shotgun* Nah mate, I call shotgun.
Don : I call Final Boss powers!
Bear : I call Final Fantasy powers!
Sherry : Damn.
Bunji : Sherry's got trunk!
Zell : Fangoram's got hood.
*At local apple Orchard*
Bear : Remember retards 1 through 5, don't pick the blue apples, because I don't think they actually exist.
Fangoram : I FOUND ONE! *holds up a blue apple*
Bunji : Hey, Fangoram, eat it, let's see what happens.
Fangoram : OK! *Eats the apple, randomly explodes*
Zell : Well, this should make for a much relaxful episode.
Bunji : Man, apple picking, it's like what me and Juji used to do. You guys remember my brother, right? The Kabane brothers
are so awesome, that we're both in video games.
Zell : I've got a brother in a video game too mate.
Sherry : Really? Who?
Zell : O'aka from Final Fantasy X.
O'Aka : O'Aka, at your service. I've got all sorts of potions and weapons, at not really discount prices.
Zell : I'll take a 12 pack of potions, three huge honk'n guns, and a Soft ring.
Don : I'll take a Brotherhood sword.
O'aka : O'aka, whenever you need something to destroy someone, I'm your man.
Farm Owner : Hey, where the hell did this crater come from?
Fangoram : *Randomly re-appearing* MY BAD!
Farm Owner : You boys been ruining all my crops! I'm ruined!
Don : Umm...our bad. I'm sure they'll grow back next year.
Farm Owner : You boys needs to be paying me for all those apples!
Bunji : Hmm...what dom you guys think?
Zell : No.
Bear : No.
Sherry : No.
Fangoram : YES!
Don : You don't count Fangoram. Oh, and no.
O'aka : No.
Bunji : So we have our answer. Go screw yourself.
Don : I think we know what to do boys.
O'aka : Kick Stan?
Don : Hey farmer man, is your name Stan?
Farmer : ......Yes?
Don : Alright, Shawn, you know the drill.
Shawn Michaels : I know controversy, dammit!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HB TOTALLY WANTED THAT SCENE IN THERE, SO THERE HB, IT'S IN THERE TYPE VIOLENCE*
Shawn : I just kicked Stan!
Bear : Holy crap, where's Stan?
Sherry : I think he dematerialized!
Zell : Well guys, I suggest a search party for Stan. You guys go look for Stan, while I work on my theory of can alcohol
drive a car?
Bunji : Alcohol for all!
Everyone : Yay!
Winnas! : Don, Zell, Bunji, O'aka.
Losahs : Garino, Stan, YouTube.
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