*Theme music starts to play*
Gravemon, gotta catch them all....
HX : *comes into scene with baseball bat, smashes boombox, music stops* So freaking completely worth it.
Billy : Finally! Cerulean City! Look at all the attractive females here! I wants me some of that!
Mika : Wow! This is a nice place! I can't wait to find the gym, so I can win the badge and continue on my quest to be
a Gravemon master! And to a lesser extent, get friggin' rich.
Grave : *Thumbs up.....and then starts drooling over the hot Gravemon babes in swimsuits....or nothing at all.*
Anderson : *Drools over the nun-ly, scantily clad, Gravemon-babes.* Hey ladies, would you like to get holy-freaky with
Billy : Wait, aren't you supposed to be a priest? I'm saying this to protect your character!
Anderson : This is Cerberus OD! Everyone gets holy-freaky!
Mika : Even Juji?
Anderson : Ok, MOST people.
Billy : *Walks over to hot women* Would you like to have a----
MYSTERIOUS FIGURES : STOP RIGHT THERE!
Billy : What the....
MF1 : Prepare for trouble!
MF2 : And make it double!
MF1 : To protect the world from devastation!
MF2 : To unite all peoples on X-Box live!
MF1 : To denounce the evils of spammers and laggers
MF2 : And all the people who look like Mick Jagger!
MF1 : Black Widow!
MF2 : Steve Downs!
Together : Team X-Box 360 blasts off at the speed of Live! Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
MasterChiefiowth: MC That's right!
Andersoneotto : That's the most fucked up thing I've seen. And I cross swords with a bloody Vampire!
Mika : Well, whoever you are.....wait, why are you here?
BlackWidow : We want your Graveachu!
Steve : And to a lesser extent, your Andersoneotto.
Graveachu : !?!??!
Andersoneotto : Wait...what?!?!? A lesser extent!
Mika : You can't have them! They are my parters in crime!
Steve : Then we will fight you for them!
BW : Go, Master Chiefiowth!
Mika : Go Graveachu!
Master Chief : *Uses Warthog! It failed.*
Grave : *Uses Cerberus Overdose! It was super-effective! Master Chiefiowth fainted!*
Steve : No!
Andersoneotto : Time to die!!!! *Superkicks all three of them into the sky.*
T360 : Team X-Box 360 is lagging off again!!! *ding*
Billy : That sucked. Let's get Billy some action! Awright!
Mika : Sure! Let's go get that badge!
Billy : Not what I was planning.....
Back to Gravemon!