Holiday season special 1 hour but 15 minute long Blitz written fangoram related special-tacular
Bear: I'd like to say that Kwanzza is an African holiday and that it is not a Black version of the white man's christmas.
thank you for your moment in time.
Kwanzza Bot: Amen Brother testify the word of Kwanzza to those who do not know.
Bear: Thank you Kwanzza bot, you're like the only one who supports me on this...
Kwanzza Bot: It's the same every year.....
Garino: Well since you ladies are done kissing I can start my christmas special.
Bear: Did you forget who I am?
<In the distant land of wisconsin>
Bob: He's gonna say it lee.
Lee: Must I slap you with my dil....
Harry: Sherry! HURRY WITH THE DRAGONBALLS I CAN'T TAKE IT!
Big Daddy (in a santa outfit): You know, it's not so bad here.
Maria: (mrs. Santa) I know you just gotta get the feel for it.
Blood war (Black face'd): YO!
Bunji, Zell, Don: oh what fun it is to ride on a one whore's open ---
Garino: (Bear Walken'd in a non-homosexual way) Hey that hurts my ears you know?!
Bear: You get no speaking privlages...
The Rock: SO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABROWNIE!
Bear: Testify... wait are you black, or dominican or hawaian?
The Rock: It's not important, cause the rock is going home.
Don: So it's christmas time and you get the day off...
Zell: Oi, now I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all year. (shoots the statue in the main hall)
Don: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR IT WAS AN ANTIQUE!?
Zell: Wait for it mate..... (nothing happens)
Bunji: I think he was going for this. (presses a button near the stairs, and a gigantic bar opens up, with a skeleton
as the bartender)
Sherry: So, how long have you had this ready?
Zell: Five years.
Don: You've only worked for me for three weeks!
Zell: Well, I wouldn't need to do so much prep work if you gave me more days off!
Don: Gosh! Idiot!
Billy: SHAZZAM! (Breaks front door)
Grave, Billy, Juji: (Gungrave OD Pose)
Grave: (with a yamakah) Happy Holidays.
Garino: His one line of the year?
Billy: No he's just working on his political correctness.
Sherry: I didn't know he was jewish.
Bunji: (Light's a cigarette) He's not I am, so that we could marry he had to convert.
Juji: KILL THE IMPURITES! KILL THE JEWS THE EVIL ONES!
Bunji/Grave: DOUBLE TIME! SHAZZAM!!
Trunks: You can't do that, you're gonna destroy the whole planet! you're only allowed one shazzam a day FATHERRR!!!
Vegeta: I'm your father dumbass.
Trunks: Oh right...
Mysterious voice: Dumbasses another reason for birth control.
Juji: .....(the phantom zone)
Fangoram: FIRST LINE OF DAY!
Don: And your last (puts lepracon medalian on him)
Fangoram: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in Irish accent) I'll be back for me shillins I will be just you wait for my sequals
after three I'm in space then two more in the hood!!!!! (fades)
Don: this is why we can't do nice things...
Bunji, Zell, Grave, Mika, Bear (all at Zell's bar): Merry Christowanzikah!
Garino: And to all a good Night...
Fangoram: DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!!
All of the worlds super punchers, Jin, Sol Badguy, Gannondorf, Captain Falcon, Superman, Collosius, Juggernaut, The Gladiator,
The hulk and many more: Super Shazzam!
Mysterious voice again: WINNAR!!! EVERYONE BUT FANGORAM AND JUJI!
Zell: (Drunken master status): And to all....(who am I kidding Dead in vomit)
Bunji: piss off.
Billy: I don't get enough to cover my mental stress...
Sherry: I feel like hally berri in X men 2
Bear: Walken: Heathen's know nothing of Kwanzza, you will soon know the power
Spike: (with a sign) *I am the skeleton*
Mika: Dad? He's drunk... to death I must drink his blood to attain a new alchohol level.
Zell: (rises in a light) I'm not Dead, I'm a highlander!
Whole Cast: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Grave: (with one gun up in the air) And A Happy New Year! (Fires a shot into the sky after defeating his arch-rival, and
marrying him, two stars fall from the sky, it's symbolic).
Spike: I hate this place, it totally ripped off my ending.
Wolf Wood: Shut up you're dead!
Spike: So are you!
Bunji: one word, Necrolyzed.
END! Or is it?! One word, Election 2008!
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