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Blitz WWFD 7

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Holiday season special 1 hour but 15 minute long Blitz written fangoram related special-tacular

Bear: I'd like to say that Kwanzza is an African holiday and that it is not a Black version of the white man's christmas. thank you for your moment in time.

Kwanzza Bot: Amen Brother testify the word of Kwanzza to those who do not know.

Bear: Thank you Kwanzza bot, you're like the only one who supports me on this...

Kwanzza Bot: It's the same every year.....

Garino: Well since you ladies are done kissing I can start my christmas special.

Bear: Did you forget who I am?

<In the distant land of wisconsin>

Bob: He's gonna say it lee.

Lee: Must I slap you with my dil....

Harry: Sherry! HURRY WITH THE DRAGONBALLS I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Big Daddy (in a santa outfit): You know, it's not so bad here.

Maria: (mrs. Santa) I know you just gotta get the feel for it.

Blood war (Black face'd): YO!

<Garino's Pad>

Bunji, Zell, Don: oh what fun it is to ride on a one whore's open ---

Garino: (Bear Walken'd in a non-homosexual way) Hey that hurts my ears you know?!

Bear: You get no speaking privlages...

The Rock: SO KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH JABROWNIE!

Bear: Testify... wait are you black, or dominican or hawaian?

The Rock: It's not important, cause the rock is going home.

Don: So it's christmas time and you get the day off...

Zell: Oi, now I'm gonna do what I've wanted to do all year. (shoots the statue in the main hall)

Don: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR IT WAS AN ANTIQUE!?

Zell: Wait for it mate..... (nothing happens)

Bunji: I think he was going for this. (presses a button near the stairs, and a gigantic bar opens up, with a skeleton as the bartender)

Sherry: So, how long have you had this ready?

Zell: Five years.

Don: You've only worked for me for three weeks!

Zell: Well, I wouldn't need to do so much prep work if you gave me more days off!

Don: Gosh! Idiot!

Billy: SHAZZAM! (Breaks front door)

Grave, Billy, Juji: (Gungrave OD Pose)

Grave: (with a yamakah) Happy Holidays.

Garino: His one line of the year?

Billy: No he's just working on his political correctness.

Sherry: I didn't know he was jewish.

Bunji: (Light's a cigarette) He's not I am, so that we could marry he had to convert.

Juji: KILL THE IMPURITES! KILL THE JEWS THE EVIL ONES!

Bunji/Grave: DOUBLE TIME! SHAZZAM!!

Trunks: You can't do that, you're gonna destroy the whole planet! you're only allowed one shazzam a day FATHERRR!!!

Vegeta: I'm your father dumbass.

Trunks: Oh right...

Mysterious voice: Dumbasses another reason for birth control.

Juji: .....(the phantom zone)

Fangoram: FIRST LINE OF DAY!

Don: And your last (puts lepracon medalian on him)

Fangoram: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (in Irish accent) I'll be back for me shillins I will be just you wait for my sequals after three I'm in space then two more in the hood!!!!! (fades)

Don: this is why we can't do nice things...

Bunji, Zell, Grave, Mika, Bear (all at Zell's bar): Merry Christowanzikah!

Garino: And to all a good Night...

Fangoram: DEAD BY DAWN DEAD BY DAWN!!!

All of the worlds super punchers, Jin, Sol Badguy, Gannondorf, Captain Falcon, Superman, Collosius, Juggernaut, The Gladiator, The hulk and many more: Super Shazzam!

Fangoram:.....(star) *ding*

Mysterious voice again: WINNAR!!! EVERYONE BUT FANGORAM AND JUJI!

Zell: (Drunken master status): And to all....(who am I kidding Dead in vomit)

Bunji: piss off.

Grave: .......................

Billy: I don't get enough to cover my mental stress...

Sherry: I feel like hally berri in X men 2

Bear: Walken: Heathen's know nothing of Kwanzza, you will soon know the power

Spike: (with a sign) *I am the skeleton*

Mika: Dad? He's drunk... to death I must drink his blood to attain a new alchohol level.

Zell: (rises in a light) I'm not Dead, I'm a highlander!

Whole Cast: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

Grave: (with one gun up in the air) And A Happy New Year! (Fires a shot into the sky after defeating his arch-rival, and marrying him, two stars fall from the sky, it's symbolic).

Spike: I hate this place, it totally ripped off my ending.

Wolf Wood: Shut up you're dead!

Spike: So are you!

Bunji: one word, Necrolyzed.

END! Or is it?! One word, Election 2008!

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