Narrator : Last time......who cares....We all know that I'm the real star of this show...
Billy : You lie and you know it!
Narrator : Shut it, ghosty-boy, or else I'll write in that you get a sex change in this episode.
Andersoneotto : Do it!
Mika : Do it!
Leeasaur : Do it!
Grave : ......!
Billy : If I wasn't already dead, I'd kill myself. But I can always kill you guys...
Leeasaur : Billy, you couldn't kill us....we're too awesome to die. You're just the comic relief.
Billy : Man, why don't you kick me in the face, already.
Leeasaur : I would, but you're a freaking ghost. It's kinda hard to hit you.
Billy : I could always kill you, you know? That would solve my problem, at least.
Leeasaur : No thanks, I feel quite alright being alive, because if I died, I'd be just like you, and that's never a good
Billy : You know, I hate you all...especially Andersoneotto.
Andersoneotto : what the Hell did I do to you?
Billy : Live.
Andersoneotto : You know what I hate you for? Existing.
Bear : You know why I hate the both of you? Because neither of you are Bear Walken, and I am.
Mika : Holy crap, I finally get a line!
Grave : ..........
Bear : Mika, I've come to challenge you, because beating up hookers with my Gravemon tends to get old after a while.
Billy : But wouldn't she technically be a hooker too?
Bear : .......good point...
Mika : I'm not a hooker!
Bear : But I'm still going to beat you, with Ballardbird Leemelion.
Leeasaur : You mean after 9 or so episodes, you still only have that one fruitcake?
Bear : Hey, don't blame me, blame the hookers and the writers.
Billy : What did HB and HX do to Mika?
US : Nothing. Just keep going.
Bear : Anyway, let's just get on with it.
Mika : Fine, I choose you, Andersoneotto!
Andersoneotto : GET THE HELL OVER HERE, GHOST! *Uses Bayonet Chain against Billy*
Billy : HELL NO! *Running away*
Mika : O...k...I choose you, Leeasaur.
Lee : Fine, because I always wish to get stronger! *to kill all of you*, YOSH!
Bear : Anyway, Leemelion, go, and for the love of Jesus, don't embarrass me!
Johnny Damon: Hey, don't drag me into this! My week is complicated as is!
Mika : Drag? Why are you talking about Billy's lover again!
*Meanwhile....Anderson is still chasing Billy with the Bayonet whip.*
Bear : Go, Lee! Use flamethrower!
Balladbird Lee : *Uses a flame thrower!*
Rock Lee : *Dodges because he's ultrafast, and punches Balladbird in the face.*
Bear : Use the gayly sword!
BBL : *Uses the pink, gayly sword....shooting out a white light from the tip. Rock Lee dodges....it hits Billy.*
Billy : WHY IS EVERYONE HITTING ME TODAY? I FEEL TOTALLY UN-SUPER! THERE HAS GOT TO BE AN MEDICINE FOR THIS!
BBL : Maybe....
Jesus Damon : ....This is your one miracle, Billy. SHAZAM! *Heal*
Billy : Thanks! Can you bring me to life, too?
Johnny Christ : Nope, not today!
Billy : ....*sigh*...maybe I'll have to search for the magical shiv of destiny....*Bayonet Whip almost hit's guitar* Holy
Andersoneotto : Get the hell over here!
Mika : Lee! Use 4 gates, plus hidden lotus!
Lee : *Destroys Balladbird Lee*
Bear : ....you know, I should probably get more Gravemon. But...well...I'm Bear Walken.
Mika : Hooray! Now give me money bitch!
Grave : .....
Leeasaur : Man, you really are like a hooker...
Unknown Rival : .....Well, I've taken the day off from singing. I'm hiding from K....I'm going to throw Kumagoro at people.
Na no da. Ha ha ha....
*TO BE CONTINUED*
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