Two Dorks...err....SPRING CLEANING
Don : Ok you bastards, get the hell in here!
Garino : Hey! You can't say that! That's my line!
Don : Well, thanks to you idiots, I now have an extra asshole. I get to say the freaking line.
Garino : .....
Zell : Well, it makes me wonder...Don, which hole do you poo out of now?
Bunji : Yeah, I was wondering that myself. Do you have a choice now? Or is the other one primarily for your prison buddies?
Fangoram : ....Biologically speaking, he should be pooing out of his original hole, so the new hole should probably be
healed up right now.
Don : NO! It didn't heal after the ungodly things those guys did to me in that cell!
Fangoram : Hey, do you like my pony? I named him Sinjaya.
Sherry : Ooohh! He's pretty!
Zell : Well, that's one damn fine looking pony.
Bunji : But...Sinjaya?
Fangoram : I was inspired by the greatest vocalist that ever walked the face of the Earth...Johnny Damon.
Sherry : Johnny can't sing....
Johnny : *Singing in a deep tenor voice* I can nooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!! whore.
*Johnny has roses thrown at him by...angels. And by *Angels* We mean Vlad.*
Vlad : What? I an angel.
Don : Anyway...wait, Vlad's here? Is it baseball season? Holy crap...
Vlad : That must of hurt. Which hole did the crap come out of?
Don : Hey Vlad...*middle finger*...right here buddy.
Vlad : Vlad is number 1!
Garino : Anyway...effen Puerto Ricans....
Vlad : Vlad have big baseball bat. You no have head.
Don : Swing for the fences!
Fangoram : Anyhoo....it seems that we're going to be doing some Spring Cleaning today around the mansion. Icallnotcleanbathroom!
Sherry, Zell, Johnny, Vlad, Don, Garino, Herb, Sinjaya, Calvin Coolidge, Mika, HX, HB : NOTIT!
Bunji : NA..Damn. *Walks off sadly towards the bathroom...* We have like, 20 people in the mansion and one bathroom...cheapskates...
Zell : I call the beer cabinet!
Sherry : That's not fair! You're going to drink them all!
Zell : Yeah! Spring Cleaning! Mika dear, you're on recycling duty.
Mika : Allright dad!
Zell : She's as annoying when I'm drunk or sober. I'm never sober.
Garino : I'll call Herb!
Don : *Smacks Garino* NO! You clean out Sinjaya's stable!
Garino : That sucks! Just like Sinjaya!
Fangoram : DO NOT MAKE FUN OF MY PONY!
Garino : *pff* whatever.
Sherry : I call being written out! *poof* *Magically replaced by...BILLY*
Billy : What the hell...screentime! Hey can I take her place...I'd love to be with all the ladies. All I ever get now
is Gravemon. Gravemon sucks.
*Out of nowhere....*
Rock Lee : Hey, you suck tranny lover! *Disappears*
Billy : You little bastard...I will acquaint your head with my guitar!
Juji : Hey, I heard the word "tranny"!
Billy : Get the hell out of here Juji. No one likes you. Except OD experts....
Don : No...why don't you two clean out the Library?
Billy : Why me, God?...
Juji : I like cows.
Billy : Screw it, I'm just going to blow it up.
Juji : I can run with scissors, and not poke out my eye!
Vlad and Johnny : Yeah...we're going to go. Later! *Angels bring the two up to Heaven*
Fangoram : I wish to have an entrance like that one day...
Zell : You must not have seen the script for the end of the game...you get something like that...
Fangoram : wha....
Zell : Back to drinking! Hoorah!
Fangoram : I'm going to go clean the world of Pat Robertson again. It's a chore, but someone has to do it. Again.
Don : Have fun. It's not as if we haven't been trying for the past 3 years.
Fangoram : Well, today, Sinjaya and I found these new missiles, and we're just dying to try them out.
Zell : *From beer cabinet* Watch out, those might be Garino's love missiles. Hey...how did I get IN the beer cabinet?
Mika?!? I can't breathe! Wait...Beer has oxygen it in, don't it? Well, let's test that theory.
Don : Even when he's off screen, the dumbass still gets all the lines.
Fangoram : Pretty sad, isn't it? Anywhoo, I'm off. Let's go Sinjaya! Let us slay the beast!
*They gallap off into the great unknown....meanwhile...*
Garino : Friggin' horse...pony...whatever. *Cleaning the horse poo...*
Zell : Hey, this cabinet still isn't clean yet! I see some Jack Daniels still in here!
Fangoram : Pat, your evil deeds come to an end now!
Pat : You can not stop me! By the grace of God, I can now leg-press fifty million pounds, on one toe!
Johnny : No...that wasn't us. That definitely wasn't us. I mean, you suck at everything....we stopped affiliating with
you at birth.
Fangoram : Now as the truth sets in....die! Garino Love Missiles of Doom!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME EWWWWWW NESS TYPE VIOLENCE....*
Pat : WHAT THE HELL! I'M ALL SOAKED IN...WHITE STUFF?!?!
Fangoram : Damn...ahh well, Sinjaya, Let's just beat him up.
Sinjaya : .....Ok.....
*SCENE ONCE AGAIN DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SINJAYA GETTING VOTED OUT WAS THE BIGGEST TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE SINCE THAT ONE
TIME...AT BIBLE CAMP...ERR....TYPE VIOLENCE*
Billy : Keep running with those scissors, Juji! I'll keep blowing this place up!
Juji : Yayyyy!!! ....Ow my eye!
Billy : Yes! My day has come!
*OH THE IRONY! Meanwhile...*
Sherry : Man...I gotta go. I hope the bathroom is clean. *Walks in...*
Sherry : Hey Bunji....
*She walks in on Bunji and GRAVE hugging.
Sherry : .....what the....
Grave : .......
Sherry : If I knew what you were saying, I'd be offended. But not....hurry up, Bunji! I gotta go!
Grave : ..................!!!!!!!
Sherry : Fine....*Walks out*
Bunji : Johnny made trees for a reason. I love you Gravey-poo.
Grave : .............
Bunji : Oh...my bad.
Grave : ................
Bunji : Grave....Mexicans do not do that with tacos.
Grave : ...........
Bunji : Or enchiladas.
WINNAHS : FANGORAM! BUNJI AND GRAVE! DON SINCE HE DID NOTHING! JOHNNY, VLAD, BILLY, AND JUJI FOR MAKING A RE-APPEARENCE!
LOSAHS : PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE ELSE!