Garino : Alright you bastards, get in here.
Fangoram : I do say, what in the name of everything sacred do you want?
Bunji : Yeah...what he said.
Zell : Hey, I'm drunk.
Sherry : Hey! No shit!
Garino : Well, this week, we're going to try and act more like we really are - badass.
Zell : I'm always badass.
Garino : OD BADASS.
Zell : ....and?
Garino : Zell isn't drunk, and we're all in character badass.
Bunji : Impossible. By all the reports from our scientists, if Zell never has another drink, he'll still be drunk twenty
years from now.
Zell : Scientifically proven!
Fangoram : Yes, how much does that say about you, you moron!
Zell : I'd think about that, but I ran out of brain cells yesterday!
Garino : Well, since all of you cannot act in character...we're going to give you this new drug.
Zell : Will it give me a bigger penis?
Garino : Wha---no!
Bunji : Longer erection times?
Garino : NO!
Fangoram : Will it shrink a dink my dink a dinks?
Garino : What in the where in who now?
Fangoram : Will it shrink my balls?
Garino : Probably not.
Zell : ....are you sure I won't get a bigger penis? Because I've tried pills before, and to no avail...
Garino : For the love of Seed...NO! It's called Jujaplexifal.
Bunji : Oh no...I'm not taking anything that may or may not be named after my retarded brother.
Don : It's not named after Juji....technically.
Sherry : Well, I'm out of here. Later los---*Garino stabs Sherry with a needle filled with Jujaplexifal*
Garino : Not this time!
Sherry : Why can't I use Garino's final boss powers?
Garino : Because with Jujaplexifal, you go back to what you are in OD....a weak-ass mid-boss with little personality.
Sherry : ....I must avenge Harry, whom I love....and not my harem of hot lesbians.
Zell : I should swear to Johnny to kill you. Taking away me beer was enough...but taking away my viewing experience of
watching Sherry have sex with hot women...You're going to far!!!!
*Random Orgmen 1-21 all inject Zell with the drug.*
Zell : I'm still drunk!!!!....But I think my balls just shrunk....and.......*Zell goes...into Zele mode.* I shall take
out the Deadmen at your request. Because I've got a decent track record of taking out those bastards. For some reason though...I
feel kind of drunk.
Garino : See...it works like a charm.
Don : *Stabs Garino with needle filled with Juja...whatever.* There, that's so you don't have sex with Herb.
Bunji : Uhh...you know, in character Garino brilliantly manipulates you, turns you into a SEED monster, which is easily
killed by Juji, Billy, and Grave.
Don : That or Herb.
Bunji : Good choice. See you in hell.
Don : ....yeah. Well, I'm the Don, I don't need it.
Bunji : I'm dead, I don't need it.
Fangoram : You're all a bunch of bloody 'tards. *Gets stabbed by Orgmen 1-51 with Needles with Jyujiapaxilthingie*
Fangoram : GRAVE KILLED FRIENDS...GRAVE MUST DIE!!!
Bunji : I'm still waiting for the Chicken Selects line.
Don : Shall we dance?
Bunji : Only if I can play Richard Gere this time.
Don : No and no.
Richard Wong : I finally appear! It took 80 episodes, but I'm here! So, I shall do mafia things...like kick puppies.
Puppy : *Arf!*
Wong : *Punt* See, mafia things. *NOTE, WE AT CERBERUS OD DO NOT KNOW WHAT PEOPLE IN THE MAFIA DO, NOR DO WE WANT TO.
PLEASE LEAVE US ALONE.*
Bunji : I see you were punting that puppy.
Garino : Nobody punts puppies like the Corsione family. We're the baddest puppy kickers around.
Sherry : *Shoots claw at a puppy, and throws it farther.* That was for Harry.
Fangoram : ME DON'T THINK THAT QUALIFIES AS A KICK! ME KICK PUPPY!
*Uses Center Head and hits the puppy like a baseball. Home Run.*
Fangoram : SEE! ME KICK PUPPY!
Richard Wong : ....that doesn't qualify as kicking, and you know it. Now, do you want to start up a turf war...or something.
Chinese cook off? Darts? I'm good with needles.
Bunji : Well, there was another Chinese guy who threw darts...and he was a homosexual. I mean....homo-squared. So, that
makes you gay by default.
Wong : WHAT!?!?!?
Zell : Are you really in character?
Bunji : I worked with the guy, I should know. I mean...seriously.
Wong : ....What does this have to do with me...
Sherry : It means it doesn't matter who you are. If you get in the way of my Harry revenge, we'll kill you, kill your
organization, then kill your organ.
Bunji : ...Sherry, that didn't make any sense. Harry wasn't that great. I mean...seriously. He hired Lee and Bob. BIIIGGG
Wong : That's true.
Sherry : *Points claw at Bunji* Shut the hell up.
Wong : Why don't you leave.
Don : First of all, open your eyes. I'm mean, come on. Seriously. They work, right? What's the freaking deal with you
Asian people and not opening your eyes.
Bunji : And your needle trick sucks ass!
Wong : That's it, I am sooo telling Grave and the others information on your plan!!!
Don : Go ahead! Tell him! We'll kick his ass too, as long as we have the strongest deadman, Fangoram!
Fangoram : ME WANT SOME CHICKEN SELECTS!!!!!!
Bunji : Oh bloody hell!
WINNAHS : RICHARD WONG FOR FINALLY APPEARING!!!
LOSAHS : EVERYONE ELSE!!!!
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