Garino : Alright you bastards, get in here, put your pants back on, hide away your stash of porn, and Hammertime. In no particular
Bunji : But...why?
Garino : Because I'm your boss and I said so...
Zell : I do that stuff in no particular order....although, technically, I just walked in and did the Hammerdance, but
I'll probably do all of that other stuff later.
Fangoram : I do say, however, that Zell's drunken Hammer dance was smashingly entertaining. Drunken good time. I love
watching drunk people make complete fools out of themselves!
Zell : Hey!....wait, did he say something nice?
Don : .....Yes he did. I think that qualifies as a miracle.
Johnny : Nope! *Pops out*
Don : You heard the man.
Garino : Anyways...like I was saying. Err....we've got to go to another anime convention to destroy some Naruto cosplayers.
We have a quota this month that we need to fulfill.
Fangoram : Oh bloody hell and crumpets.
Garino : Well, Don, Bunji, and Zell, since you three didn't go last time....you get to go this time! Fangoram, Sherry,
and I have the night off.
Bunji : Aww...can we at least cosplay?
Garino : ...sure, why not.
Zell : I want to be Naruto! Believe it!
Bunji : I think that completely negates the reason why we're going to the convention. We want to blow up the Naruto cosplayers.
Zell : What about Rock Lee? Is that ok?
Bunji : Judges?
Random Merc : Yes!
Random Merc 2 : No!
Random Merc 3 : I want beer!
Billy : I hate that bastard!
Random Merc 4 : Yes!
Don : Just to spite the ghost - Yes!
Bunji : That's a go.
Zell : Allright!
Billy : You see this? I am flicking you off! In fact, I am flipping you off with both fingers! If you give me a second,
I will flip you off with my third finger! *Zip*
Don : Don't pan over to him. He's just asking for screen time.
Billy : You see this! I'm flipping you off!
Bunji : You're actually pissing on our furniture.
Billy : Fuck yeah!....wait, how am I pissing on furniture if I'm a ghost?
RM : Plot hole!
RM 2 : Plot hole!
RM 3 : Seriously, I want that beer!
RM 4 : .....No plot hole?
Don : ....All I know is that this is funny. Keep pissing, ol' boy!
Bunji : Don...he's pissing on your stuff.
Don : It's just the stuff I gave to Garino...
Zell : *Putting on his Rock Lee costume* Garino doesn't have his own furniture...
Don : He does now!
Garino : Woohoo! I have furniture now!
Fangoram : Yeah, pissy furniture.
Garino : Aww....
Sherry : Well...since I'm not supposed to be here anymore...*Grabs Fangoram and...**FINAL BOSS POWERZ!**Disappear!*
Garino : Hey! Those are my powers! Screw it I'll just use the door. *Walks over to the door...and it's locked.* Now I
know how President Bush felt. *Disappears.*
Rock Zell : I think we should get going! Yosh!
Billy : I really hate all of you guys.
Bunji : I have a question for you...why are you still here?
Billy : Because if I'm with the other guys...I would probably end up in a dress begging for more Grey's Anatomy.
Don : Why...
Billy : Don't ask.
*Twenty five and a half minutes later...*
Don : *Dressed as Hulk Hogan* I am a real American...
Bunji : *Dressed as Lina Inverse* You know...from The Slayers...you know, the one with Amelia, Gourry Gabriev, and Zelgadis?
Zell : *Dressed as Rock Lee* Don, you do know that Hogan wasn't an anime character, right?
Don : Well, at least my costume is more recognizable than yours.
Bunji : True.....
Zell : Anyways, let's go and kill some nerds.
Don : What the...
Bunji : What is it Don?....Holy crap...
Zell : No...way...
Don : *Staring at three people, dressed as Don, Bunji, and Zell.* You guys are my new best friends...
Guy dressed as Don : Umm...thanks?
Guy dressed as Bunji : Kinda weird...
Guy dressed as Zell : I want a beer!
Zell : Dear Johnny, I think this may be my long lost child!
Don and guy dressed as Don : I thought Mika was your child!
Zell : Yeah...I try to forget about that...after her whole Tentacle porn epidose...yeah...
Guy dressed as Bunji : Yeah...kinda weird...
Bunji : OK, we'll let you three nerds live. We're hunting down the Naruto nerds...
Guy dressed Zell : Yeah...they're over there, playing that Naruto fighting game.
Zell : Awesome. Get some beers, and we'll all get drunk after the killings!
Guy dressed as Zell : Already there!
Zell : Alright!
Don : Alright, off to the huge swarm of Naruto geeks.
Bunji : Do you hear something?
Zell : Yeah, I keep hearing the words "Believe it!"
Don : Me too!
Bunji : *Approaches group of Naruto Cosplayers*
Cosplayer : Believe it!
Another Cosplayer : Believe it!
Sasuke Cosplayer : Believe it!
Itachi Cosplayer : Believe it!
100 Cosplayers : Believe it!
Rock Zell : OH! MY EARS! AND ME TWIGS AND BERRIES! I THINK THEY'RE BLEEDING...let me check. *Opens pants* Yep...Bleeding.
Hulk Dongan : MY EARS!....Makes me want to....HULK UP!!!!
Bunji Inverse : Oh Screw this.....
Naruto cosplayers : Oh crap....
Rock Zell : AWESOME ROCK LEE TAIJUTSU!
Hulk Dongan : LEGDROP!!!
Bunji Inverse : DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!
Naruto Cosplayer : Believe...it...
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME...OK NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A CONVENTION, CHECK TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE COSPLAYING AS NARUTO.
SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, ONE OR TWO PEOPLE AS ITACHI IS OK, BUT 100 IS MORE THAN ENOUGH! GO AS A NIGHTOW CHARACTER! LIKE US...TYPE
*5 minutes later...outside the wreckage of the convention hall*
Don : Well, we did it...
Bunji : Yeah...and I got first prize for my nifty Lina Inverse costume.
Zell : Well, it is pretty nifty.
Don : ...yeah. Let's get out of here guys. Before the cops arrive.
Zell : Awright.
*THE THREE WALK (and their cosplay friends) INTO THE SUNSET...*
Fangoram : GGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!
*Grave dressed up as Sailor Moon walks up and smacks Fangoram. Sailor Grave walks away.*
Fangoram : OWWW!
WINNAHS : ZELL, BUNJI, DON, THEIR FRIENDS, GRAVE!
LOSAHS : NARUTO COSPLAYERS! FANGORAM! LIFE! BILLY!
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