Garino : Hey you guys, you know what's going on this weekend?
Bunji : A new Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series episode?
Garino : Nope, that's next week.
Don : A boot to the face?
Garino : That's Monday.
Sherry : National Breakdance festival?
Garino : That was yesterday, actually...
Zell : Beer?
Garino : Zell, you're doing that already.
Zell : Really? I didn't notice...*slurps beer*
Don : Well, I have an idea. Why don't we all play water polo again? I had fun.
Garino : How about you shut your face, dad. No, at our local EB Games there will be a great tournament. One that surpasses
Sherry : Lesbians?
Garino : No. Pokemon.
Bunji : I am automatically in. I don't know why, but I must play this game.
Zell : Can I bring beer?
Sherry : Zell, children are going to be there!
Fangoram : Hey, when has that stopped you from making out with their mothers?
Sherry : ...err...
Fangoram : Point, me. Anyway, since when does children being around stop Z Remember that time when Zell went to that baby
shower? He drank everything in the house!
Zell : Burn the witch!
Bunji : What the hell! Come up with original stuff!
Garino : Hell will freeze over first. Anyway, you're all entering the tournament because there is something I want as
Fangoram : What could you want from EB Games!
Garino : ....They are offering Pokemon Snap for the Wii! AndaMukplushie.
Fangoram : Fine. But only because I've got nothing better to do. And it will give me a chance to kill people.
Sherry : I will take this opportunity to get the f*** out of here! Later losers! *Poof!*
*Sherry's still there.*
Sherry : MOTHERF************************
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO SHERRY'S FILTHY MOUTH.*
Zell : Wow...that was...something.
Don : MY VIRGIN EARS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!
Fangoram : Don, you said the same thing last week!
Garino : Just go, Sherry. Just go. The rest of you, win me that plushie!
*AT THE LOCAL EBGAMES!*
EB Games employee dressed up as Snorlax : Welcome to the first annual Pokemon tournament!
Zell : Wow! You must have put on a fat suit to fit in there.
Snorlax : What fat suit?
Bunji : Ohh....
Snorelax : Anyway, lets Pokemon!
Fangoram : ...yeah.
*Round One - Fangoram vs. Snorlax dude.*
Fangoram : Err...I choose my Blastoise.
Snorlax : Well, I choose my Snorlax!
Fangoram : How fitting. Could have knocked me over with a feather.
*20 seconds later...*
Fangoram : Well, I guess I win. Though I did not know it was possible for a Pokemon to have a heart attack.
Snorlax : ...come on! Why won't this revive work! Will someone give it CPR?
Fangoram : It's a videogame. Contact Nurse Joy, and get the f*** out of my way. I'm going to the finals.
*Round 1 - Zell vs. a 6 year old girl*
Zell : I completely feel like a pedophile right now. I'm expecting that Chris Hansen guy to just show up right now.
Chris Hansen : Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, and we're doing a story on men who prey on little girls and boys for sex and Pokemon.
Zell : Bunji, that's not funny. Take off the mask.
Bunji : Damn.
Girl : I choose my Pikachu!
Zell : I choose the greatest Pokemon ever! Magikarp!
Girl : *laughs into a coma*
Zell : Ok then. Magikarp, use...splash!
*Attack has no effect!*
Zell : She's in a coma! I get another turn! Magikarp! Use...splash?
*Pikachu's HP went down 1. Attack is super effective!*
Zell : Awright! Since she's out, I'll keep on preying on her like this and take away everything she has! *Gets tapped
on the shoulder* Huh?
Man : Excuse me, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC...
Zell : Bunji, that isn't funny! *Punches CH in the face.* Suck on that Kugashira!
Bunji : Uhh, Zell. I'm over here...*By the Sony PS2 games...*
Zell : Huh? So that really was...
Chris Hansen : I'm Chris Hansen, and I'm going to kick your ass.
Zell : Oh damn...
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER TRY TO HIT ON A 12 YEAR OLD ONLINE. BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY
CHRIS HANSEN, AND WHEN YOU END UP ON THAT SHOW, WE'LL LAUGH. HERE'S LOOKING AT YOU MARVIN! TYPE VIOLENCE.*
Zell : *Out cold.*
Girl : *wakes up* Huh? Did I win?
Snorlax : No, your Pokemon got knocked out by bitchin' Splash attack.
Girl : Really?
Snorlax : Hell no.
Girl : Oh. Thundershock!
*Attack is Super effective!*
Snorlax : Girl wins!
Girl : I have a name you know.
Snorlax : Yeah, don't care.
Bunji : Not in this episode, you don't.
*Round 1 - Bunji vs. Billy*
Bunji : How the hell are you holding a DS if you're a ghost?
Billy : How do you see with all that tape over your eyes?
Billy : I really don't want to be here. I was forced to come along.
Bunji : Neither do I. Wanna go get wasted!
Billy : Do I ever! Goodbye non-existent liver!
Snorlax : Ok, these two are out. So in the finals...Fangoram vs. a random 6-year old girl!
Fangoram : Oh come on! Hansen, you stay over there!
Hansen : *with baseball bat with nails...and blood all over it.* That's fine. I'm not done with your friend over here...
Zell : MAKE THE PAIN STOP!
Fangoram : Zell's funny! Anyway, let's duel!
Girl : That's Yu-Gi-Oh.
Fangoram : Whatever. I choose Blastoise.
Girl : I choose Hacked Mew!
Fangoram : That cannot be legal!
Snorlax : I'll allow it!
Fangoram : Aww...Blastoise, use Hydro Cannon!
Girl : Mew! Use Super ultra Hyper-Beam!
*It's Super Effective!*
Fangoram : I...lost...
Girl : Well...I guess I should reveal who I really am...*takes off mask*
Fangoram : Juji?!?!?!?!?!?
Juji : Hellz yeah! I won Pokemon Snap! And a Porygon plushie!
Fangoram : GRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grave : *Walks in, punches Juji, walks out.*
Fangoram : So he punches Juji everytime I say that?
Spike : Yeah, pretty much.
Fangoram : He used to punch me when I say that...
Spike : He likes to punch things.
Fangoram : When did you show up?
Spike : I was supposed to be a litle girl. Didn't have my dress picked out.
Fangoram : I'm...walking away now...
WINNAHS! JUJI! GRAVE! BUNJI AND BILLY! CHRIS HANSEN!
LOSAHS! ZELL! PEDOPHILES EVERYWHERE! FANGORAM! SNORLAX!
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