Garino : OK you bastards, get in here, and this time, let's try to
leave some of the shenanigans at the door.
Bunji : What about Tom-Foolery?
Garino : Nah, those are fine.
: What about...
Garino : No. I don't know what you were going to say, but I can safely assume that it would have been
Zell : Damn, ya got me there.
Sherry : Is it time for me to be written out?
Don : Not
yet, woman. Do you just want less screen time than Grave and pals?
Sherry : I'm striving for 5 lines an episode.
*From the other room* : Before I enter, would someone mind telling me why there seems to be Chocolate pudding smeared all
over the wall?
Bunji : Oh, sorry. Grave was over here, and said, and I quote, "Hey, let's smear stuff on Don's wall.
Maybe that'll teach hom for trying to have a fat hotel manager trying to kill me."
Don : That...bastard!
: Grave said that?
Bunji : More or less. Probably had more swears in it though.
Sherry : Oh please Fangoram.
We've done much worse stuff to Don's mansion than that. Remember that time when Vlad and Johnny Damon kept preforming miracles
Zell : Oh yeah....Look, it still has the flood stains on it.
Sherry : Or that time we invited my father over after part of him was
made into that monster with the gay guy and the fat guy?
Fangoram : Yeah...speaking of which, are you ever going to fix my bathroom?
I still have about 60 pounds of that things sh---
Garino : SHHH! Kids read this thing!
Fangoram : Like who?
Bunji : HX.
Don : Ha. That maid I'm boning isn't working hard enough...
Bunji : My that came out of nowhere. And
it was inapproiate. Go sit in your corner.
Don : *Looking all sad and stuff* Ok...*Sits in corner.*
Garino : Anyways....the reason why we're here is
because we have been invited to the Casino manager's wedding.
Bunji : Who the hell would marry him?
The "daughter" of Richard Wong.
Zell : He had a daughter and I knew nothing of it? I feel betrayed!
: And by Daughter, we mean probably a tranny.
Sherry : Hey, perfect for Billy!
*Somewhere far away, like.....Idaho
for example. Seriously, what the sh*t is in Idaho anyways? Corn? Is that it? Just that sh*t?*
Billy *Sleeping?* :
Mika : What now, freak squad?
Billy : My Ghostly spider senses are tingling...someone mad a tranny
joke about me again! Those ignorant bastards, I never did that in this realm! That's only in the Gravemon realm....
: You know, that is one sick characteristic they have for you there.
Billy : Blame HB....he seems to be the one that
decides to make everyone gay. Grave, Bunji, Garino, Don for a short while, Sherry, Juji at times...
Juji : I like
Grave : ..............
Billy : That is more disturbing than some of the Gungrave fanfics out there.
Mika : Wait...you read disturbing Gungrave fanfiction...? *Everyone slowly moves away from Billy*
Billy : Wha?!? Come on! I only did it one time!
Juji : They all say that. They all do..
Spike : Wait...Am I in any of them?
Everyone : Hahaha...of
course not, you suck! There was a reason why Garino hated you!
Spike : Aww....
*Back at the mansion*
: OK, now that that segment is done, get your best clothes on, and get ready....of, and I call shotgun!
Bunji : Driver!
Zell : Strapped to the roof!
Sherry : Written out!
Don : There will be bridesmaids. (HB
edit : HX, your grammar sucks-diddily-ucks. "There will", not "They'll", which stands for "They will". Sweet Johnny,
read a book.)
Sherry : ....Get out of my way yo bitches! I call dibs on three of them!
Don : ....Moron.
Them Bridesmaids are almost as ugly as HX in a dress...
HX : ........Oh, you are so getting the clap in the next episode...
*Later, at the wedding*
Priest : And do you, Al...(That's the Casino manager, just an FYI)...take this...umm...woman?
To be your lawful wedded wife, in sickness and in health, in bed and in the shower, giving, and receiving, till death by Grave
do you part?
Casino manager : You bet your robe wearing ass I do!
Priest : Then I now pronounce you, husband
and...wife...ugh I feel dirty now...I need a chemical shower...
Richard Wong's daughter (I'm too damn lazy to come
up with a name, ok?) : Woo hoo! Now let's all get to the reception hall and get drunk!
Zell : Already on it!
: Zell, leave some for the rest of us!
Bunji : Yeah, like that'll happen. You might as well be telling Sherry to stop
making out with that nun.
Don : What? Ew...
Fangoram : That's not a nun....that's Whoopi Goldberg dressed
as a nun from that crappy movie of hers.
Garino : What's wrong with Sister Act?!?! That movie was awesome!
Don : Ugh, that's even worse...
: Hey, I don't see you gus doing anything better!
Fangoram : I'm married!
Garino : I'm legally married to
Herb in Maine!
Don : I'm banging the maid.
*Don's wife comes up from behind him, and hits him with a baseball bat. Problem solved.*
Bunji : I'm with Grave
in a highly illegal necromancy love orgy.
Zell : I'm in love with that giant fountain of beer!
Bunji : Beer
fountain? This wedding kicks ass!
Fangoram : Whatever...I'm going to hit on the pianist. She can work on my keys
Garino : Hehehehe...Fangoram said...
Bunji : Hey Garino, that was very funny. No, really. Seriously,
next time let's try to step up our humor to above grade-school level. Try to get to fart-joke level, at least.
: Hey, Kugashira? Up yours.
Bunji : Wolves...
Garino : At least I don't get killed in the game!
Fangoram : Umm...wait, what?
Bunji: Oh, you sly little bastard! Go, wolves! Eat him!
: I'll beat your ass worse than Herbs!
Casino manager : Do those two ever stop trying to kill each other?
: Nope.....WEDDING FIGHT!
Casino manager : *Shoves wife's? face into the wedding cake*
Richard Wong : Ok,
it go time now, Al.
Bunji : *While wolves attack Garino* This sucks. The beer fountain isn't as endless as it
Zell : Hey, I've got Don's credit card. Bar hopping?
Bunji : Bar hopping.
DUE TO EXTREME THIS FIGHT IS BETTER THAN THE CRAP ONES THEY SHOW ON AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS. SERIOSLY, MOST OF THOSE
VIDEOS SUCK. HOW THE HELL ARE THEY THE "FUNNIEST"? TYPE VIOLENCE*
Don : *Cvered in blood and vanilla icing* Wha? Hey,
tastes like pain.
Garino : *With a metal plate smashed over his head* Sterling Silver my ass.
Fangoram : You
wank bastards got me covered in the wedding cake! GGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVEEEEEE!
Sherry : Grave? He wasn't even hear.
Fangoram : I know, but now, he's probably smacking Spike because I yelled it.
Sherry : Nah, he does that all
WINNAHS : BUNJI AND ZELL! THE CASINO MANAGER!
LOSAHS! : DON, GARINO, AND THE POOR BASTARD THAT HAS TO CLEAN UP THAT MESS!
Back the the WWFD's
HX : Hey, sorry about the lack of updates. I've been busy getting things all settled our for college. Hopefully everything
will be back to normal soon.
HB : I go away for one weekend...