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Grave's Second Christmas Song













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Billy : Oh Lord, this cannot be good.
 
Mika : Well, Johnny willing, it'll be done quick.
 
Spike : Also, with Random Merc Productions, it is sure to be a holiday classic for all ages and eons; A beautiful piece of music worth listening to with the whole family, and if I....
 
Juji : Shut the hell up, Spike! Your line in this play is over!
 
Spike : Aww....
 
Billy : Let's just start this abomination.
 
Random Merc 120 : And, you're on Grave.
 
*SONG START!*
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Lil' Jon : YEAH!
 
Grave : ......................................
 
Lil' Jon : LIL JOHN!
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Lil' Jon : I LIKE WHITE WOMEN!
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Grave : ..........................................
 
Lil' Jon : I KANT SPEL MIE NAME WRITE!
 
Grave : .........................................
 
Lil' John : THE MOST I GOT WAS A THIRD GRADE EDUCATION!
 
Grave : .......................................
 
Grave : ........................................
 
Lil' Jon : CRUNK! YEAH!
 
Grave : ................................ Yeah.
 
 
*Song Ends!*
 
Billy : *In shock*
 
Mika : How in the hell did Lil' Jon get in there? Again?
 
Spike : Yeah, and his music still sucks ass. Might I add that I would have used Timberland as the producer, as I like Justin Timberlake, and his latest album was....
 
Juji : *Pulls out gunsword* One more word. I dare you.
 
Mika : So, Billy, what did he say?
 
Billy : ...........well....it was one of the most offensive, racist, sexist, hateful things ever spoken....but it was very tastefully done. When the translation is released, I think you'll enjoy it.
 
Mika : Coolio!
 
Spike : Speaking of which, I love Coolio! His song "Gangsta's Paradise" was a classic hip-hop tune that masterfully blended Rythym and Blues and poetry...
 
Juji : That's it! I'm ending you right now! *Runs after him with his swords*
 
Everyone else : *Laughs!*

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