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As Performed by Rocketbilly Redcadillac and Rock Lee.

*Lee walks in the workshop*
Lee : Yosh! Are you the new butler?
Billy : No dumbass, I'm dead. It's been a while since I've been a new anything.
Lee : Well, what happened to Guy-Sensei?
Billy : You mean that guy who couldn't be anymore flaming? Bugger if I know.
*Lee kicks Billy in his guitar.*
Billy : *OW* My Ghost-Balls!
Lee : Anyway, are you releated to Guy-Sensei? Or are you releated to that emo-fruit Sasuke?
Billy : Sasuke?
Lee : Yeah, no one likes that guy.
Billy : Well, neither. I'm Billy.
Lee : Even though I technically know you, It is good to meet you. Yosh! So, I hear that you sing.
Billy : Well, no. But for the sake of this special, yes. Yes I do. Like Ricky Martin.
Lee : Well, I don't either, but also for the sake of this special, I do too. Like Josh Groban.
Billy : Well, what do you sing?
Lee : Japanese stuff. You?
Billy : Well, I am made to sing Christmas Songs. Lee, do Ninjas celebrate Christmas?
Lee : Of course!
Billy : Well, what sort of thing does the Rock Lee household do for Christmas?
Lee : Oh yeah, most of them really. Presents, a tree, decorations, hookers sliding down the chimney...
Billy : REALLY?
Lee : No, not really. We do most of the regular things. We even sing most of the same songs.
Billy : Well, yo mamma so fat....
Lee : *Kicks Billy's Guitar again*
Billy : WHAT THE HELL! OW! *Holds Ghost-Balls*
Lee : Wanna try that again, biatch?
Billy : Well, what kind of songs do you sing?
Lee : The usual. Sometimes, I can sing White Christmas really well. *Looks through Christmas music* Oh! And this one! It's Neji's favorite.
Billy : Boyfriend?
Lee : *Kicks him again*
Billy : *Voice a few octaves higher* I was being serious!
Lee : A Friend, jackass. That's like saying Juji is your Butt Buddy.
Billy : Ahh, okay. Well, anywhoo. I like that song too. It's a beautiful song.
*Song Starts*
Lee and Billy : Come they told him, pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum....
Lee : You're not too bad, Ricky Martin.
Billy : You have a voice of an angel, Josh Groban.
Lee and Billy: Come they told me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
A new-born king to see pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Our finest gifts we bring pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
to lay before the king pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
so to honour him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
when we come....
Billy : So, did you ever shack up with that Tenten girl?
Lee : Heck yeah! I hit it, and I hit it good.
Billy : She reminds me of Mika's mom, Maria. Before I died, I smacked dat ass before Grave or Big Daddy got to it. Yeah, I was that good.
Lee : That's awesome.
Lee and Billy: Little baby pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I stood beside him there pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my drum for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
I played my best for him pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum
And he smiled at me pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
me and my drum
Billy : Do you like big butts?
Lee : I can not lie, and my brother, you can't deny...
Billy : When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist...
Lee : And a round thing in your face you get...
Lee and Billy : SPRUNG!
Billy : I love Baby got Back.
Peace on Earth, can it be
Years from now, perhaps we'll see
See the day of glory
See the day, when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again..
Lee: Peace on Earth, can it be
Every child must be made aware
Every child must be made to care
Care enough for his fellow man
To give all the love that he can...
Lee and Billy: I pray my wish will come true
For my child and your child too
He'll see the day of glory
See the day when men of good will
Live in peace, live in peace again

Peace on Earth, can it be
Can it be...
Billy: Pretty song, isn't it? It reminds me of this one time at band camp. I saw this girl stick a flute up her hoo-hah. It was awesome.
Lee : Yosh! Sounds exciting! We should talk more about this over tea, and music!
*End Song*

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