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Fangoram
VS
Anti-Manga bastards
Garino : Alright you bastards, put down you Nintendo DS's, and get in here!
Zell : Couldn't we just communicate via Pictochat?
Bunji : It makes things so much easier.
Garino : I said in here now!
Don : OK, Sherry? Will you stop sending me drawings of your penis?
Sherry : Aww man....wait, My Penis? That's abstract art, jackass!
Fangoram : I have some art you can abstract right here...
Garino : Guys! Get the hell in here right now! I've got a mission for you! Drop the DS's now!
Everyone : Awwwwww....
*Twenty-Seven and a half minutes later...*
Garino : The reason I have called you all here is simple.
Bunji : Well, what is it? I mean, I could be playing Pokemon Diamond right now.
Zell : Oi! I could be playing Drawn to Life, mate! My guy is a walking Fosters Can! It's awesome!
Garino : The mission is this. I want you to go to Borders and pick me up the latest volume of "Just My Luck."
Fangoram : What type of book is "Just My Luck?"
Sherry : My Nintendo DS tells me that it is a Yaoi Manga.
Garino : Yes. I want you to go to Borders and pick me up a manga. Featuring boys. Making out with cat-boys.
Fangoram : We're doomed.
Sherry : Speak for yourself. Look at your DS's everyone!
Everyone : *Looks at their DS*
DS : WRITE OUT! *POOF*
Garino : Damn. Well, anyway, what are you all waiting for? GO!
Don : Yeah, bitches! Go!
Bunji : Fine, fine. We're off. But I'm buying a volume of Naruto, just so it doesn't look weird.
Zell : Yeah, and I'm buying me some Gintama.
Fangoram : And I'm going to get me some....DYNITE!
Don : What? Nooooooo *STATUE'D!*
Fangoram : Yeah. Suck on that, bitch. Oh, and you're covering the charge for the latest volume of Bleach.
*AT THE BORDERS!*
Bunji : Don't you just love the manga section?
Fangoram : Bunji, why are you whispering? There's nothing wrong with the manga section. It's like the Psychology section,
and the Humor section, and the Porn section.
Zell : I HEARD PORN!
Fangoram : Just get Garino's book.
Unknown Person : Hey, look at the nerds! In their man-ga section. Looking at their Jap-ninja stuff.
Bunji : Hey! There's nothing wrong with that!
Unknown person two *he's less important* : Yeah, sure it is. Believe it!
Zell : Maybe I will! Believe it!
Unknown Person : Hey, you're just a geek.
Fangoram : At least we have names. You're just unknown peoples one and two.
Unknown Person : Hey! That's a very sensitive subject! They didn't have a proper guide to names, or something.
Zell : So, what's your Mom named? Dumb Mega Whore?
Fangoram : Real creative there, Zell. Real Creative.
Unknown person two : Yeah, well, at least we're not nerds.
Bunji : Guys, let's just get the stuff and leave. We'll be back!
*The next day.*
Fangoram : How in the hell did we forget the manga!
Zell : I don't know. I was drunk?
Bunji : Zell, that excuse stopped working years ago.
Zell : Damn. Anyway, let's just get Garino's *and our* books and go!
Unknown Person : Look who is back for more. The neeerds.
Fangoram : Seriously, why the hell are you harassing us? I mean, we can destroy you. Lots.
Zell : I mean, we have big guns.
Bunji : Out of uniform.
Fangoram : Google it.
Unknown person two : We will! Yeah...
Fangoram : Well, that was a good one, retard without a name.
Retard without a name : Shut the hell up!
Bunji : Anyway, you dumbasses want to mess with us? Fine. You've just opened Pandora's Box.
HX Kugashira : Because we...
HB D. Wolfwood : Will bury...
Fangoram : YOU!
Unknown People : Oooh. What are you nerds going to do. I played football, you know. So, I'm tough.
Zell : I kill people for a living. It's what mercs do. I'm tough. And drunk, but that's another story.
Bunji : I'm a former hitman, who came back to life to get in one final gun-battle with my former friend/rival/husband.
I'm tough.
Fangoram : I'm a genetically mutated killing machine. I'm tough.
Don : *out of nowhere* I'm the leader of an underground mafia syndicate...
Fangoram : Dynite!
Don : DAM~ *STATUE'D*
Fangoram : He's a statue, he's tough.
HX Kugashira: I'm cosplaying as a former hitman. Oh and played football too. I'm tough.
HB D. Wolfwood : I'm cosplaying as a hitman/priest, who played basketball. I'm tough.
Fangoram : So now...
Bunji : WE WILL....
Zell : KILL YOU!!!!!!
Unnamed people : Damn.....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FOLKS, MANGA IS AWESOME, AND NEVER FEEL AWKWARD TO BUY SOME, EVEN IF IT IS YAOI MANGA, OR
THE MANGA SUTRA, OR NARUTO TYPE VIOLENCE.*
Fangoram : Now that those retards are gone, let's go get our manga.
All : HOORAY!
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WINNAHS : FANGORAM, ZELL, BUNJI, SHERRY, GARINO, HX, HB!
LOSERS : UN-NAMED RETARDS, ANTI-MANGA PEOPLE, DON!
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