Garino : Alright you bastards, stop, drop, and get your asses in here.
Zell : Hey, I'll get in there when I damn well feel like it. I'm watching Pregnant Rowers on my new Mac Air. They're pregnant,
and they're rowing boats! I think I even saw Bunji on it!
Bunji : NO YOU DIDN'T!
Zell : I sure did! I even recorded it!
Fangoram : Not anymore. *Rips up the Mac Air with relative ease.*
Sherry : Heh-Heh.
Fangoram : Thank you, Nelson.
Sherry : My pleasure. *poof*
Bunji : How does she do that?
Garino : Oh no, not this time. *CONCENTRATES!*
Sherry : *reappears* What the...
Don : Apparently, we have things to find today. So, you're back in.
Sherry : But...lesbians! I wants me lesbians! And Big Guns!
Zell : And I wants me Mac Air. But somebody took that away! Along with my pregnant rowers! I spent $3000 dollars on that!
Garino : Well cry me a river and listen up. We've been Wii less for way too long...
Don : I feel sorry for Herb...
Garino : I hate you sooo much...
Don : So go and find us a Wii. I want to play Smash Bros Brawl.
Bunji : Umm...Don, it's not even out yet. Not even in Japan.
Don : I'm a mafia boss. I can do what I want.
Fangoram : So what are we going to, hit ever store we find?
Garino : Yes, every electronic store...IN THE WORLD.
Frangoram : You...can't be serious.
Garino : Oh, but I am.
Bunji : Really...
Garino : Yes. In fact, why are you all still here. Get the hell out of here and get me a Wii!
Zell : I'm just going to a bar, you know.
Garino : Well, if you do...you gonna go to rehab, I say yes, yes, yes.
Fangoram : Amy Winehouse jokes? Really?
Garino : Hey, if you do coke, and are stupid enough to have it taped, you deserve it. Plus, she's a fugly crack ho who
Fangoram : Facts are facts.
Garino : SO, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
Sherry : Hey baby...
Random Female Game Store Clerk : Err...yes?
Sherry : My boss is looking for a Wii. Does this store have any?
RFGSC : No, we've been sold out for months.
Sherry : Too bad...but, I still would like to...get your number, lay you down by the fire, make sweet love to you, and
do some shoe shopping....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME LESBIAN HARDCORE SEX. RIGHT THERE. IN THE GAME STORE. YEP, SOME KIDS JUST WENT THROUGH PUBERTY
RIGHT THERE. HELLZ YEAH.*
Fangoram : Ok, this is the twenty third game store I've been to in this damn country...so, do you guys have a Nintendo
Store Clerk : Chap, this is a bookstore. We don't sell them electronics. We sell books. And porne.
Fangoram : Dam...I heard porn.
Store Clerk : No, this is England. We sell porn with an 'e'.
Fangoram : Sign me up. But before I forget, does anyone in this country have a Wii.
Store Clerk : Heavens no, there hasn't been one of those in months.
Fangoram : Now, about that porn...
Bunji : GONNA TAKE A LOT TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOUUUUU...
Kenyan : ......
Bunji : THERE'S NOTHING A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO...
Kenyan : ......
Bunji : I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA!!!!!
Kenyan : .....
Bunji : GONNA TAKE THE TIME TO DO THE THINGS WE NEVER HAAAAADDDDDD!!!!!
Another Kenyan : What the hell...
Bunji : Where's '80's Rock Band Toto?
Kenyan : Who?
Bunji : Come on! A song about your continent, and you don't even know?
Kenyan : ...
Bunji : Whatever, does Africa have any Nintendo Wiis?
Kenyan : Do you have water?
Bunji : Well, maybe. Answer my question first, or no water.
Kenyan : ....no?
Bunji : Aww damn. Whatever.
Kenyan : What about our water?
Bunji : Sure, I'll get your water. Be right back. *Doesn't come back.*
Don : Normally, I would just stay in my mansion and make fun of Garino, but this is a Nintendo Wii! So I must know.
Canadian : Eh?
Don : Do you have any Nintendo Wiis?
Canadian : Eh?
Don : Do. You. Have. Any. Nintendo Wiis.
Canadian : Oh. Eh?
Don : DO. YOU. HAVE. ANY. NINTENDO WIIS. EH.
Canadian : Oh, no. We've been sold out for months.
Don : MOTHER....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO HB'S EXTREMELY XENOPHOBIC TENDENCIES...I MEAN, HE HATES PEOPLE OF ALL CULTURES. OH, AND DON KILLED
THE GUY TO. AND STOLE HIS WALLET. TYPE VIOLENCE*
*At the Mansion*
Garino : NO ONE FOUND A WII?
Don : No...Canada didn't have any.
Fangoram : Neither did England...but there was porne.
Sherry : America had hot female game shop employees, but no Wiis. And that's how it should be.
Bunji : You sent me to Africa. What the hell did you expect.
Garino : I couldn't find one in Japan either.
Fangoram : So why didn't they write in your adventures...
Garino : Because, I looked for more than one type of 'Wii', if you get my drift.
Don : No...no I don't. Really, how many Wiis are there?
Fangoram : Big ones.
Bunji : Small ones.
Garino : Some as big as your head.
Don : There are big Wiis? Why wasn't I informed.
Fangoram : Because you don't have one.
HX : Oh, the double entendres.
Zell : *Bursting in through the door* Hey, I went to the bar, and entered a drinking contest. Needless, to say, I won...then
I drank some more, then I killed everyone, but guess what the prize was? A Nintendo Wii!
*Zell shows everyone the Nintendo Wii!*
Garino : Damn, I hate you so much...but you are awesome.
Zell : So, can I get a raise?
Garino : Well, if you hand me the Wii....
*Zell hands him the Wii...*
Garino : I'll say "hell no", and do this.
*Garino kicks Zell in the junk*
Garino : WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!
Zell : I...hate...you...so...much...
Sherry : Can I be written out yet?
Fangoram : It's over. It's the first time you've actually finished a WWFD. Congrats. It's about time.
Sherry : Ok. GGGGGGRRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!
Fangoram : Bitch, that my line.
*Female Grave (cosplayer) walks in, kicks Fangoram in the gonads, and makes out with Sherry.*
Sherry : I LOVE these powers. I should say that more often!
WINNERS : GARINO, SHERRY, FANGORAM, BUNJI, ZELL...
LOSERS : ZELL, FANGORAM, CANADIANS, AFRICANS, AMERICAN CHILDREN, THAT'S ALL.
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