Narriator: Because of the Writer's Strike, GRAVEMON was put on hold! However, since Team CerberusODintendo "worked out
a deal" with the Writer's Guild (HB choked a bitch. HX did a jig), we're back on the air! Last time on GRAVEMON!, Mika, Billy,
and Graveachu were cornered by the mysterious man and his monsterous KUMAGORO BEAM (Google it, people). What will happen next?
Mika : Seriously, that Narriator has WAY too many lines. I mean, seriously.
(A flying, stuffed pink rabbit wizzes by her head an an INSANE SPEED!)
Mika : HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!
Mysterious Man : Well, you might wonder why I'm after you. The truth is...
Billy : Question.
Mysterious Man : ...what?
Billy : Well, why do you throw a pink rabbit at people? Isn't that mean? I mean, who does that?
MM : Have you seen Gravitation at all?
Billy : No.
Grave : ...........
Billy : The Graveachu says 'no.'
MM : Oh My Johnny Damon! Just look on Google! There's like a twenty second clip of me using the Kumagoro Beam
on some crap singer with pink hair!
Mika : Question.
MM : Now what?
Mika : Is this like the time HX was "Kumagoro Beam'd on HX.com?"
MM : Hell to the no! Besides, if HX were here (and he's not), he would deny it to the death! Anyway, the reason I'm here
Billy : Question.
MM : NOW WHAT?
Billy : Umm...look?
MM : Not a question....but....
(MM looks and sees TEAM X-BOX APPROACHING!)
Black Widow : We will have your GRAVEACHU, MIKA!
Steve Downs : PREPARE FOR....
MM : KKKKKKUUUUUMMMMMAAAAAAGOOOOOORRRROOOOOOO BBBBEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTEME RYUICHI SAKAMA AWESOMENESS TYPE VIOLENCE. WHOOPS, DID I JUST SPOIL IT? WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
IT WAS SOME UNKNOWN THING ANYWAY. I MEAN, REALLY. WE MADE IT OBVIOUS EVER SINCE HE DEBUTED.*
Team X-Box (Blasted off again!)
MM : Now, back to....
(MIKA, BILLY, ET AL HAVE ESCAPED~!)
MM : MOTHERFU-----
Mika : Keep running, ghosty!
Billy : Less talky, more runny!
Mika : I hope I get to dress up in drag in the next episode!
Billy : What? Why!
Mika : Because that's what Ash does to get his next gym badge, and I want to as well!