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Garino : *Wheeling in a whiteboard* Ok, you bastards...in the 4 months it has been since our last episode, Don has....been
arrested AGAIN!
Everyone : AWWWWW!
Garino : Yeah, I know. It all started when....
*FLASHBACK!*
Don : *eating a candy bad* Yummy. I loves me some Snickers. *Throws wrapper in a trashcan...which misses and lands on
Mother Earth.* Yummers.
Policeman : Excuse me sir, you are under arrest.
Don : WHAT?!?! WHY? Is it the murder? It has to be the murder. Or the statutory rape...Or was it the Grand Theft Auto...or
the money laundering...or is it the arson...maybe the kidnapping?....Is it because I kicked that kid in the wheelchair in
the face?...Oh I know, it's because I'm black.
Policeman : No, it's because you littered!
Don : And not any of the other things.
Policeman : What other things?
Don : You voted for Bush, didn't you? Was it your wheelchair bound kid I kicked in the face?
Policeman : What?
*END FLASHBACK*
Garino : Truth be told, it was the cops kid that Don kicked.
Sherry : So wait, he's committed damn near every crime known to man and animal, but yet it's freaking littering that lands
him in jail?
Fangoram : So wait, does this mean that Zell won the "What Is Going to get Don Arrested" pool?
Zell : Alright! I'm glad I picked littering! And to think, you all had things like murder and rape.
Bunji : Aww man, I would have thought that genocide would be his downfall.
Garino : I had all mine on internet trolling.
Sherry : Wait, that's a crime?
Garino : According to the Citizens for a Lamer Internet it is.
Bunji : So, are we going to rescue him or something?
Garino : I hope not. But we can visit him. I call...
Fangoram : Shotgun!
Bunji : Driver!
Zell : Roof.
Sherry : Write out!
Garino : Shotguuuu..... God dammit!
*AT RODNEY KING MEMORIAL MINIMUM SECURITY PRISON*
Jailer : Prisoner 3720492D, you have 10 minutes.
Prisoner 3720492D: Yeah, whatever. *Picks up the phone* What are you doing here.
*Across the glass*
Garino : Depending on this conversation, we may actually break you out of prison this time.
Don : Hello, my wonderful son!
Garino : Yeah, so...littering?
Don : Yeah, I know. I had jaywalking in the pool myself...
Zell : So, have you smuggled things in your naughty parts yes?
Don : I totally hate you.
Fangoram : That's a yes. That's totally a yes.
Don : You're just here to harass me, aren't you? I mean, I've totally got better things to do. I need to smuggle in a
pack of cigs for Bubba. BUBBA!
Fangoram : You just like shoving things up your butt, don't you?
Don : Who says I'm putting it up my butt?
Bunji : So where the hell are you hiding it?
Don : It's a minimum security jail, the GED dropout guards couldn't tell a pack of cigs from a kitten.
Fangoram : They can't be that bad, can they?
Don : Worse than Zell.
Zell : Hey now....I have my GED.
Don : Well, I need to get back to my cell. Thanks for the cigs. Oh, and Garino?
Garino : Yes, father?
Don : I liked Spike better.
Garino : You son of a bitch!
Guard : OK Mr. Don, your time is up. Oh! A Kitten! Can I pet it?
Don : Umm.....no. It's Bubba's.
Guard : I'll ask Bubba later....
Don : Yeah...whatever.
Garino : Well, we're going to break you out.
Don : Why? I don't want to be broken out.
Garino : We'll break you out anyway, we owe you that much. Also, because you asked me not to, and I hate you. I'll show
you how to do it with my Whiteboard here. *Pulls Whiteboard in*
Guard : Oh, Don, I didn't know your son knew Presidential Nominee John McCain!
Don : It's a Whiteboard, you idiot.
Guard : Tell Senator McCain I'm voting for him.
Garino : Yeah, whatever. Anyway, here is the plan to break you out...
Fangoram : Garino, all it shows are pictures of Don getting pipe laid in his ass in jail...and someone taking pictures
of it.
Don : Yeah. No.
Garino : Oh.....meh, it'll happen eventually. Don, you keep holding on, we'll get you out.
*Outside the jail*
Garino : OK, Zell, you set the explosives around the building. Bunji, warm up the escape van. Fangoram, use your gun to
set off the explosions.
Bunji : And what are you going to do, Garino?
Garino : Sit on my ass and watch, like usual.
Zell : Explosives set!
Fangoram : Gun aimed and ready.
Bunji : Van warmed up, and running on the souls of the children that Don has kicked in the face.
Garino : Fire!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE'RE REALLY SORRY THAT WE HAVEN'T UPDATED IN A LONG TIME. WE'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN.
LIKE HELL, WE'LL PROBABLY DO IT AGAIN.....OUR BAD. WE BLAME SOCIETY.....AND HX TYPE VIOLENCE.*
Garino : OK, you see Don?
Don : I'm right behind you idiots. They let me out ten minutes ago.
Fangoram : So we blew up a damn jail for nothing?
Don : Meh....yep. Status quo?
Bunji : Sounds right to me.
Zell : Let's get the hell out of here. I haven't made a beer reference yet.
*later*
Warden : So who the hell blew up the jail?
Guard : Well, I did see Senator John McCain here earlier. He probably thought it was a Prisoner Of War Camp.
WINNAH : ZELL!
LOSAHS! : THE JAIL! EVERYBODY ELSE! THE BLACK COMMUNITY!
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