Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here. We have to talk about the movie you guys saw last week.
Zell : I know, I'm still in therapy.
Garino : Well, how's that working out for you?
Zell : Well, not so good...
Garino : Why?
Zell : It's basically Bunji in a white coat.
(In Bunji's office...)
Bunji (In a white coat) : So, I hear you were invoved in a homosexual scandal Mrs. MacDowell?
Sherry : Yeah, when I was 18....
Bunji : Who was it with?
Sherry : Maria Asagi.
Bunji: ......Do you have photos?
Sherry : Yes....why would you need them?
Bunji : For.....further psychological analysis....
Sherry : Oh, here you go then. Want the video too?
Bunji : Yes, that might be *cough* helpful.
(In conference room)
Garino : Sherry, Bunji, get your dead asses here now.
Sherry : Um, Bunji will be here in a few minutes, he said that he needed to use the bathroom.
Zell : I didn't know that deadmen needed to use the restroom.
Sherry : Hey, you're right!
Zell : He's probably doing his 'psychoanalysis' or something in there....
Garino : Sure he is. "BUNJI! GET YOUR PSYCHOLOGY LOVING ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!"
Bunji (from down the hall) BUT THE MOVIE IS ONLY HALF OVER!!!!
Garino : NOW!!!!!!
Bunji : FINE! BUT YOU'RE BUYING ME MORE TISSUES!!!!
Sherry : Wonder why he needs tissues.....
Zell : You know what, I'm not going to bother with that one.
Bunji (walks in) Ok, I'm here. Start.
Zell : Wait, wash your hands?
Bunji : Yes.....(looks one way, then looks the other, sniffs them and sits down)
Zell : Next time, invite me.....
Bunji : After this meeting and our Fangoram related activity.
Fangoram (from down the hall): YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! LLLLEEEESSSSBBBIIIIAAAANNNNSSSS!!!
Sherry : Ohhh......(Looks one way, then looks the other way, sniffs her hands and then sits on them)
Garino : GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!
Fangoram : OOOOOKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Lesbains : Bye Fangoram.....
Fangoram (In a spanish romantic type of voice) I'll see you women later.
Garino : LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!
Zell : Wow....I thought he was a retard!
Garino : Well, no one said he wasn't retarded. But, since I created him retarded, I assume he'll be retarded!!!!!
Sherry : (Looks nervous) Can we get off the topic of lesbians... please?
(Zell, Garino and Bunji all smile)
Garino : Right, back on topic. Since he saw the movie last week, Fangoram has been obsessed with puppet sex.
So I need you to the 700 Club to see 'The Leader'.
Bunji : You want us to kill anybody?
Garino : Yes!! Why do you think I'm sending you there?!?
Zell and Bunji : YAY!!!
Sherry : Um... I have to...wash my hair, um... bye! (Runs into room with lesbians)
Garino : Um... Go, now!!! (Runs toward lesbain room)
Don : (From upstairs) Garino, I need you for a meeting!!!
Garino : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! They're boring and stupid. And I don't want to go!!! (Starts throwing a hissy
Don : I have dead bodies...
Garino : Yay!!!! *under his breath* One of these days I'll turn you into a dead body.
Don : What you say?
Garino : Nothing!!!!!! Just have those dead bodies ready!!!
(A while later)
Zell : So what are we going to do?
Bunji : Well, I'll just have to rewind the tape from the beginning...
Zell : I mean about the 700 Club!
Bunji : Oh, why don't we ask Fangoram?
Fangoram : PUPPET SEX!!!
Zell : And after that...
Fangoram : KILL!!!!!!
Bunji : And after that...
Fangoram : CHICKEN SELECTS!!!!!!!!!!
Zell : What?
Fangoram : SPRONKLES!!!!!
Bunji : You mean sprinkles?
Fangoram : oh, right...
Zell : Allright, lets just go...
Secretary : Welcome to the 700 Club, how may I be of service?
Fangoram : SPRONKLES!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunji : Our retarded friend means sprinkles.
*Fangoram pulls out the Center Head*
Secretary : Oh, what a lovely cross! I'm Glad that you know that Jesus died on a cross for your sins and to outlaw gay
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME RELIGIOUS CRUSADE TYPE VIOLENCE)
Bunji : Take that bitch.
Zell : Yeah, we like lesbians.
Bunji : And we don't mind the gays.
Zell : But we like the lesbians most.
*The leader is upstairs in the center of a circle surrounded by his twelve followers*
Follower A : But leader, what will our next media crusade against?
Follower B : Can I suggest the Democrats?
Follower C : Or the Alaskans!
Follower D : Or Bill Clinton!
Follower E : Or those heathens in Antartica!!!!!
Follower A : We have opposed those already.
*All start rabbling*
Leader : I know, we'll be against.... Bugs Bunny!
Follower F : Brilliant!!!
Follower G : But sir....what are we condemning him for?
Leader : Simple, my child. He spreads gay propaganda!
Follower H : Sir!!!! That is the smartest thing I've ever heard!
Leader : Let's take it a little farther....we'll say he had homosexual affairs with Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse!!!!
All Followers : OUR SAVIOR!!!!!
*Bunji, Zell, and Fangoram bust in*
Zell : Hold it right there.......700 Club....people.
Bunji : Real insulting, jackass. Real insulting.
Zell : Ok, you do better!!!!
Bunji : Fine. Hold it right there, you 700 club......weenies.
Zell : Oh, real good...
Bunji : Better than people.
Fangoram : *Pulls out Center Head*
Leader : Hey, a cross! Have you used that to kill heretics?
Bunji : Who the hell are you?
Leader : I'm... Pat Robertson!
Zell : That religious nut job? The one that ran for president and lost horribly? The one that blames gays
P.R. - Yeah, pretty much.
Bunji : Well, fuck off. 'Cause we like lesbians.
Zell : And by "heretics" you mean "religious nut jobs" like you cockers, then yes. We do kill you.....
P.R. : THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS ME!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! GOD TALKS TO ME DIRECTLY!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!
Bunji : Well, let's just test that theory, eh?
(SCENE DELETED TO EXTREME RELIGIOUS VIOLENCE, PART 2)
Fangoram : SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell : Sporks?
Bunji : Not quite spoons, not quite forks, but they still suck at killing people.
Zell : *Kicking a dead Pat Robertson* I guess that you did die. Let's go, there's a tape that needs watching.
Fangoram : DIBS ON FIRST WATCH!!!!
Zell and Bunji : Umm, no.
Fangoram : NOOOOO!!!!! GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
(Some odd many miles away)
Bily : (Infront of a computer) Hey, these two girls on this video look familiar....
Mika : Hey.....MOM!!!!!!
Juji : That's hot.
Grave : *Eyes widen, then runs to the bathroom*
FANGORAM!!!! GRAVE!!!! BUNJI!!!! EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE 700 CLUB (BUT DON'T SUE US PLEASE.....IT'S JUST A JOKE.)
700 CLUB no big loss