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Garino's "Santa ......I want your fat ass tonight"

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GARINO : Ok you bastards.....get in here....
 
Zell : Do we have to be dressed up as elves?.....
 
Bunji : Gay elves?.....
 
Sherry : Again?.....
 
Garino : YES!!!
 
Don : Alright Garino, I'm making every major radio station in the world play this song non-stop until Christmas.....make it amusing.
 
Garino : Oh, don't worry father....it will be.
 
Bunji : By "amusing", you mean gay?
 
Sherry : Flaming homosexual?
 
Fangoram : THE WNBA?!!?
 
Sherry : I thought I told you never to say that ever again!!!  I paid you that $$3!!!!
 
Fangoram : BUNJI'S FAULT!!
 
Zell : All right!
 
Bunji : Sure....bring me into this.....
 
Garino : Ok, lets just start....you bastards...
 
&*&*&*&&*
 
Fangoram : DJ FANGORAM 1 2.....CHECK IT OUT SPRONKLES!!!!
 
*music starts....very sultry R&B type music*
 
Garino : Ohhh.....Santa.....yeah....
 
Zell, Sherry, Bunji : SANTA, I WANT YOUR FAT SWEET ASS TONIGHT!!!!
 
Bunji : *whispering* I really don't....he does...
 
Zell : *whispering* Not me, Garino
 
Sherry : *whispering* Ladies, I was in the WNBA....call me....
 
Garino : *whispering* Shut up and sing, or else it Bob and the Don...
 
Don *in booth* : WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!?!?!
 
Random Merc/Sound Guy : Nothing.
 
Garino : Oh Santa....there is only one thing I want for Christmas this year, it's true...
 
Zell, Bunji, Sherry : It's true.....he's gay...
 
Garino : I swear I want it so bad, like paper.....oohhhh needs glue!!!
 
Zell, Bunji, Sherry : We don't know what he means!!!.....
 
Garino : Underneath the mistletoe, I'll be waiting......ohhhh....I want you so bad, and when I get you I won't be hesatiting!!!!
 
Zell, Bunji, Sherry : No he will not!!!!
 
Garino : Santa....I want your sweet ass.....thinking about it is giving me gas.....Oh Santa, I want you tonight, I want to make love to you under Christmas tree lights!!!
Oh Santa!!! I want you tonight..So much I want to clap, I want to stick my red nosed raindeer in your big jolly ass!!!!
 
Zell. Bunji, Sherry : We're not repeating that!!!.....
 
Garino : Santa, I'll make you more frosty than the snowman like in one of those hot porno movies, Man you're so hot.....your ass is so groovie....
 
Zell, Bunji, Sherry, Fangoram : L...L....L...Lame!!!!
 
Garino : I want you so bad, I'll even be mushy, just so I can have the cushie for the pushie.....
 
Sherry : MORE CUSHIN FOR THE PUSHIN!!!....
 
Garino : OHHHH SANTA!!!! I WANT YOU TONIGHT!!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT!!!! OH SAAANNNTTAAA....DON'T TELL MRS. CLAUS, SHE'S A FAT HO, AND I'LL MAKE YOUR ASS GLOW....OHHHH SANTA!!!!
 
Bunji and Zell : Oh Santa.....
 
Garino : *whispering* I go all over your face....like R. Kelly, and I would love for it to spill on your jolly belly.....
 
Sherry : Santa's 14?....
 
Bunji and Zell : Apparently if R. Kelly is getting in on the act......
 
Garino and R. Kelly : OHHHH SANTA!!!!!!!
 
Garino : Santa.....
 
R. Kelly : Santa....
 
Garino and R. Kelly : All Christmas night long....
 
Garino : Let's go....
 
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Don : BRILLIANT!!!!
 
Garino : BRILLIANT!!!!
 
R.Kelly : BRILLIANT!!!
 
Sherry : When the hell did R. Kelly get here?
 
Zell : I don't care....I'm getting out of my elvin thong now......
 
Bunji : Me...I'll keep it for later.
 
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......Postnote : Due to the Don being the Don : "OH SANTA" by Garino featuring Zell, Fangoram, Sherry, Bunji, and R. Kelly hit number one on the pop, country, and rap charts. 700 Club Members around the world loved it. They thought it was wholesome, and thought Jesus spoke to them directly in the making of that song.
 
........Idiots.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Garino's "OH SANTA!!!!" (More Cushin for the Pushin)  feat. DJ FANGORAM, R. Kelly, Sherry Walken, Bunji Kugashira, Zell Condorbrave.....a DON C PRODUCTION.....RANDOM MERC SOUND STUDIOS....Copyright 2004.