Grave : ...........

 

Billy : Hey, that's not funny.......ok, maybe it is...

 

Juji : What he say?

 

Billy : Well......I'll tell you later....

 

Spike : Come on, tell us now...

 

Billy : Shh, he's starting...

 

*Gangsta rap starts to play*

 

Grave : ...................

 

Billy : *In sound booth with Juji , Spike and Mika* I thought we told him to tone the language back.

 

Mika : How can you understand what he's saying but we can't?

 

Billy : Ancient Chinese secret.

 

Spike : The only thing chinese you like is the food.

 

Juji : And the women...

 

Mika : And you know what? Probably the men too....

 

Billy : Only the one's with vaginas.

 

Spike : Wouldn't that make them women?

 

Billy : Or transvestites post-op. But yeah, pretty much.

 

*Back to the rap*

 

Grave : ........................

 

Lil John : Yeah!

 

Grave : ......................

 

John : What?!?

 

Grave : ...................

 

John : OK!!

 

Grave : ..................

 

Lil' John : LIL'JOHN!!!

 

Grave : ..................

 

Lil' John : I'M HIGH!!!

 

Grave : .................

 

Lil' John : OKK!!!!

 

Grave : ..................

 

Lil' John : YEEEAAAHHH!!!

 

Billy : Man....this guy *has* to be retarded. There is no other explaination.

 

Dave Chapelle : Well, he has a brain in there somewhere. He just doesn't use it.

 

*Back to rap*

 

Grave : .............christmas............

 

Lil' John : OK!!!

 

Grave : ............

 

Lil' John : LIL' JOHN!!!!

 

Grave : ...............

 

Juji : Is it over?

 

Billy : Yep, he ended it on a good note, the f-word.

 

Mika : Can you tell us what he said now?

 

Billy : .......No....

 

Juji : Come on.....

 

Billy : No!

 

Juji : I'll  get my big bro!

 

Bunji : Trust me Juji, you don't want to know.

 

Mika : Where the hell did you come from?

 

Bunji : I... don't know.......

 

Spike : Weird.....

 

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Grave's "..........." with Lil John,  number one song over in Europe and Australia