*At Jacksonville, Febuary 6th*
Zell : Hey, beerman, beer me!!!!
Beerman : Ummm, I think you've had enough...you've drank me dry!
Zell : I'll tell you when I've had enough! Besides, I'm a damn Aussie! I can drink that much like nothing
Sherry : Dammit, why couldn't Dallas have made it to the Supre Bowle?
Bunji : Why, do you like them?
Sherry : I don't care about football, I just want to see the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders!
Bunji : Good point...
Garino : These seats suck!! The look like ants!!
Bunji : That's because you're looking at the ground, retard. Those are actually ants!!
Fangoram : SEAHAWKS!!!!!
Bunji : They didn't make it either. The Patriots are winning by something or rather.....or is it the Eagles......I don't
really care....I need beer.
Don : So, who's winning?
Garino : WHAT THE HELL? HOW'D YOU GET HERE?? WE TOOK THE DAMN PLANE!!
Don : Took the little yellow school bus.
Bunji : <Enter Retard joke here>
Sherry : Man, I really want to see the Lingerie Bowl.
Bunji : Tivo.
Don : .....Or we could go to my box....in which I have 3 Big screen Plasma Hi-Def Televisions with the Lingerie Bowl
on....with Jiggle Counter.
Sherry : I'M IN!!!
Don : Full Beer stock.
Zell and Bunji : WE'RE IN!!!
Don : With Chicken Selects and Ham Sandwiches...
Fangoram : I'M IN!!!!!
Don : .......dead bodies?
Garino : You had me at dead....
Sherry : No matter what the score is, we all win!!
Bunji + Zell : *Drunkenly singing the Boob Song* (Not about Janet Jackson)
Garino : *CENSORED*
Don : That's just not right. I thought he was going to give that up for his New Year's Resolution.
Fangoram : JUST THE CHICKS!!
Garino : SHUT UP! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I SAID NO FAT CHICKS!
(Note : We like fat chicks. They're people too.)
Don : Well, this got boring. Fangoram .....
Fangoram : OK!!!!!!
*Fangoram goes out into the parking lot and finds Freddie Mitchell among tailgaters*
Freddie Mitchell : Here's what I have to say about NFL analyists!!!
Tailgaters : SHUT UP!!!
Fangoram : OK!!!
F.M. and Tailgaters : Wha?......OHHHHHH FU------
Fangoram : *Pulls out Center Head*
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FREDDIE MITCHELL SHUT THE HELL UP AND WE HAD TO THROW THIS IN SOMEWHERE SO NOW IS A GOOD
*In Don's Box*
Don : Well, that loose end was tied up. Now, all Fangoram has to say is.....
*Don cups his ear to hear Fangoram yelling......:*
Fangoram : JOANIE LOVES CHACHI!!!!!
Don : The other thing....
Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!
Billy : Eagles!!!
Juji : Pats!!!
Grave : ........
Mika : Umm, are they even a team?
Billly : Grave, swearing isn't going to get you anywhere.
Spike : I think the game ended like 5 hours ago when Fangoram killed everyone..... including that douche Freddy Mitchell...
Juji : Look! Adam Vinateri is still alive!!!! And he just kicked the ball!!!...No wait, he just kicked someone in the
Billy : Ahh.....nothing like good ol' fashioned ball kicking.
Juji : But since I've got the only player left alive....
Billy : No! McNabb is still alive!!!!!!
Juji : And...it looks like Tom Brady is too!
Grave : ...............
Billy : You're right! T.O.'s corpse is being defiled by Garino!!!!
Mika and Spike : Let's just end it here......
Everyone who saw the Lingerie Bowl.
Everyone who saw the Superrrrrrro Bowlo.