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WWFD #14

Teh Super-Bowl edition....we spelled it that way so the NFL wouldn't sue us....

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Fangoram
 
VS

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The Bowl that is Super

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
 
Zell : Ahh crap, I was watching last years Bud Bowl...
 
Bunji : I was watching last years Lingerie Bowl...
 
Sherry : I was making out with half of the contestants of last years Lingerie Bowl...
 
Fangoram : I WAS MAKING HAM SANDWICH!!!
 
Don : I was bribing Michael Jackson to never show his rat face ever again!!
 
Garino : Why the hell are you here Don???
 
Don : Well, I wanted to see what you guys are doing each week.  I'm just making sure you're not doing drugs, like crack...or the Toad, or SEED...
 
Garino : Oh do shut up...and go away...I don't even think that you have a fan base what so ever...
 
Don : Ok then...I guess you don't want to go to this years Super Bowle...
 
Bunji : Wait, what?!?  Wolves!!!!
 
*Wolves surround the Don*
 
Zell : I'll take those *Yoink*....We're going to Jacksonville!!!!!
 
Garino : Huh, why?
 
*All fall down anime style*
 
Bunji : THE SUPREME BOWL YOU IDIOT!!!
 
Garino : We're gonna go see the Supremes?
 
Sherry : Well...shut up...lets go.

*At Jacksonville, Febuary 6th*
 
Zell : Hey, beerman, beer me!!!!
 
Beerman : Ummm, I think you've had enough...you've drank me dry!
 
Zell : I'll tell you when I've had enough!  Besides, I'm a damn Aussie!  I can drink that much like nothing *Passes out*
 
Sherry : Dammit, why couldn't Dallas have made it to the Supre Bowle?
 
Bunji : Why, do you like them?
 
Sherry : I don't care about football, I just want to see the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders!
 
Bunji : Good point...
 
Garino : These seats suck!!  The look like ants!!
 
Bunji : That's because you're looking at the ground, retard.  Those are actually ants!!
 
Fangoram : SEAHAWKS!!!!!
 
Bunji : They didn't make it either. The Patriots are winning by something or rather.....or is it the Eagles......I don't really care....I need beer.
 
Don : So, who's winning?
 
Garino : WHAT THE HELL? HOW'D YOU GET HERE?? WE TOOK THE DAMN PLANE!!
 
Don : Took the little yellow school bus.
 
Bunji : <Enter Retard joke here>
 
Sherry : Man, I really want to see the Lingerie Bowl.
 
Bunji : Tivo.
 
Don : .....Or we could go to my box....in which I have 3 Big screen Plasma Hi-Def Televisions with the Lingerie Bowl on....with Jiggle Counter.
 
Sherry : I'M IN!!!
 
Don : Full Beer stock.
 
Zell and Bunji : WE'RE IN!!!
 
Don : With Chicken Selects and Ham Sandwiches...
 
Fangoram : I'M IN!!!!!
 
Don : .......dead bodies?
 
Garino : You had me at dead....
 
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*Don's Box*
 
Sherry : No matter what the score is, we all win!!
 
Bunji + Zell : *Drunkenly singing the Boob Song* (Not about Janet Jackson)
 
Garino : *CENSORED*
 
Don : That's just not right. I thought he was going to give that up for his New Year's Resolution.
 
Fangoram : JUST THE CHICKS!!
 
Garino : SHUT UP! YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I SAID NO FAT CHICKS!
(Note : We like fat chicks. They're people too.)
 
Don : Well, this got boring. Fangoram .....
 
Fangoram : OK!!!!!!
 
*Fangoram goes out into the parking lot and finds Freddie Mitchell among tailgaters*
 
Freddie Mitchell : Here's what I have to say about NFL analyists!!!
 
Tailgaters : SHUT UP!!!
 
Fangoram : OK!!!
 
F.M. and Tailgaters : Wha?......OHHHHHH FU------
 
Fangoram : *Pulls out Center Head*
 
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME FREDDIE MITCHELL SHUT THE HELL UP AND WE HAD TO THROW THIS IN SOMEWHERE SO NOW IS A GOOD TIME VIOLENCE*
 
*In Don's Box*
 
Don : Well, that loose end was tied up. Now, all Fangoram has to say is.....
 
*Don cups his ear to hear Fangoram yelling......:*
 
Fangoram : JOANIE LOVES CHACHI!!!!!
 
Don : The other thing....
 
Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!
 
*At truck*
 
Billy : Eagles!!!
 
Juji : Pats!!!
 
Grave : ........
 
Mika : Umm, are they even a team?
 
Billly : Grave, swearing isn't going to get you anywhere.
 
Spike : I think the game ended like 5 hours ago when Fangoram killed everyone..... including that douche Freddy Mitchell...
 
Juji : Look! Adam Vinateri is still alive!!!! And he just kicked the ball!!!...No wait, he just kicked someone in the balls. Nevermind.
 
Billy : Ahh.....nothing like good ol' fashioned ball kicking.
 
Juji : But since I've got the only player left alive....
 
Billy : No! McNabb is still alive!!!!!!
 
Juji : And...it looks like Tom Brady is too!
 
Grave : ...............
 
Billy : You're right! T.O.'s corpse is being defiled by Garino!!!!
 
Mika and Spike : Let's just end it here......
 
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WINNAHS :
 
Everyone who saw the Lingerie Bowl.
 
LOSERS :
 
Everyone who saw the Superrrrrrro Bowlo.
 
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NIPPLEGATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Uncensored?.....no......cause HellXell pussied out...