The Donald

 

Garino : Ok you wonderful employees of mine, please come in here if you like.

 

*Everyone stops, is in shock....drops what they are doing.....including Fangoram....who was holding a cow.*

 

Garino : Gotcha!

 

*Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.*

 

Fangoram : WHERE DID COWY GO!!!!

 

*Cow currently has Nixon's corpse in its mouth...*

 

Garino : OHH!!!!! I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT!!!!

 

*Cow looks both ways...and runs out the door....*

 

Fangoram : COWY!!! COME BACK!!!  I LOVE YOU!!!!

 

Zell : Now that's just wrong...

 

Bunji : Worse than that one time where *Phrase deleted due to extreme sexual necrophiliac orgy reference*....and when they added the Mayo....I thought I would throw up.

 

Zell : That wasn't mayo mate...

 

Sherry : I don't get it, what else does mayo look like?

 

Zell : Ok, that was worse.

 

Garino :  Anyway, as you all know, that the Don's organization was invited to a taping of 'The Apprentice', featuring that guy, you know, the Don or something like that...

 

Don : You rang?  I have a show?

 

Bunji : Not you jackass.  Donald Trump.

 

Don : You mean Donald Trump invited us to see a taping of his show?

 

Bunji : Yeah....

 

Don : That was retarded. Wait...isn't Donald Trump the guy who has the living hairpiece?

 

Zell : Yes, that's him.

 

Don : And the 50 years younger than him girlfriend?

 

Sherry : Yeah.

 

Don : And who...

 

Garino : YES, WHATEVER YOUR QUESTION IS, YES, IT'S HIM!!!

 

Don : Ok then, shouldn't we get going then?

 

Garino : Umm, you have to stay here, to watch..... something....the rerun of.....Ninja...Wizards....NinjaWizards.

 

Don : That's my favorite show! *Walks away*

 

Zell : Hey, me too!

 

Sherry : Zell, that's not a real show, you're thinking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

 

Zell : Original or new crap?

 

Sherry : Both.

 

Bunji  : Heroes in a half shell...

 

Fangoram : TURTLE POWER!!!!

 

Garino : Ok, let's go.....

 

*At NY*

 

Trump : Judging by your last buisness challange, you all suck.

 

Contestants : Yes sir Mr. Trump.

 

Trump : God, I love iut when you all kiss my ass.  Now, I have to say this...

 

Fangoram : TURTLE POWER!!!!

 

Bunji : Shut up!  You've been saying that the whole way here!

 

Sherry : Are the NY Liberty playing tonight?

 

Zell : No, just the Knicks, but they both suck equally...

 

Bunji : The Rangers?

 

Garino : Not this year pal...

 

Bunji : Aww..... I'm going to drink this town dry. *Starts to cry*

 

Zell : Hey, there's always rugby...

 

Bunji : Not good enough, not enough violence, or ice...or ice violence...

 

Trump : Keep it down, hockey sucks, at let me look at one of my contestants boobs.

 

Bunji : I WILL KILL YOU

 

Zell : Bunji, hold on....there's beer downstairs...

 

Bunji : YOU'RE LUCKY THAT THERE'S BEER THERE, OR ELSE I WOULD MAKE YOU UNRECOGNIZABLE, EXCEPT FOR YOUR HAIR!!!

 

Trump : Don't bill the bar tab to me!!!

 

Bunji : Bastard.

 

Garino : Anyways Donald, carry on.

 

Trump : Garino, you look like you just slept with a bunch of dead bodies...

 

Garino : I did.....

 

Trump : O...k... Zell, you need a haircut and a new suit...

 

Zell : Screw you, you want to see the barrel of my huge ass gun...didn't think so....

 

Trump : to bad that it's only big in your mind.  Sherry, you have a nice rack...

 

Sherry : All the better to seduce women with.

 

Trump : Nice.  Fangoram, you shout too much, you look like a mess, you smell like pea soup, and you're eating my hair piece.

 

Fangoram : TASTE NO LIKE CHICKEN SELECTS!!

 

Trump : Fangoram, you're fired.  Hair piece, attack!

 

Fangoram : No!!!!!!  *Pulls out Center Head*

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME APPRENTICE SUCKS THE WANG VIOLENCE)

 

Fangoram : EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!!!

 

Garino : Everybody have fun tonight!

 

Zell & Sherry : *Beating Donald's dead corpse.*

 

Garino : Hey....we'll take that with us.....

 

Zell : Eww......hey....please tell me that's mayo...

 

Sherry : Yeah....I wonder....

 

Garino : Ok, ok...I'll taste it....

 

Zell : NO!!!.....*throws up....*

 

Garino : It WAS Mayo!!!!

 

Zell : Let me guess....you brought the wrong...

 

Sherry : Wait.....what did I put on my sandwich?

 

Zell : ......Beer.

 

Sherry : Oh....

 

Garino : Then where is my jar of au natural mayo?

 

*At the Don's mansion*

 

Don : This mayo taste...tangy.  Yet it tastes so familar....

 

*At N.Y.*

 

Zell : Where'd Bunji go?

 

*At the local bar*

 

Bunji : I mean, they couldn't come up with ONE damn plan...

 

Grave : .........

 

Bunji : I know what you mean, but with less swears.

 

Barkeep : Um, yous twos tabs comes out to be $$1,200....plus tax.

 

Bunji : Hey bro, you know what to do...

 

Grave : *Pulls out coffin, preforms Raging Inferno*

 

Barkeep : *dead*

 

Bunji : Ahh, good days.  No more tab.  Hey, free beer!

 

Grave : .................!

 

Billy : *Outside* Enough with the God damn swears Grave!!!!

 

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Losers : Trump, anyone else who watches 'The Apprentice' cause it sucks.