Garino : Ok you wonderful employees of mine, please come in here if you like.
*Everyone stops, is in shock....drops what they are doing.....including Fangoram....who was holding a cow.*
Garino : Gotcha!
*Everyone breathes a sigh of relief.*
Fangoram : WHERE DID COWY GO!!!!
*Cow currently has Nixon's corpse in its mouth...*
Garino : OHH!!!!! I WAS LOOKING FOR THAT!!!!
*Cow looks both ways...and runs out the door....*
Fangoram : COWY!!! COME BACK!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
Zell : Now that's just wrong...
Bunji : Worse than that one time where *Phrase deleted due to extreme sexual necrophiliac orgy reference*....and when
they added the Mayo....I thought I would throw up.
Zell : That wasn't mayo mate...
Sherry : I don't get it, what else does mayo look like?
Zell : Ok, that was worse.
Garino : Anyway, as you all know, that the Don's organization was invited to a taping of 'The Apprentice', featuring
that guy, you know, the Don or something like that...
Don : You rang? I have a show?
Bunji : Not you jackass. Donald Trump.
Don : You mean Donald Trump invited us to see a taping of his show?
Bunji : Yeah....
Don : That was retarded. Wait...isn't Donald Trump the guy who has the living hairpiece?
Zell : Yes, that's him.
Don : And the 50 years younger than him girlfriend?
Sherry : Yeah.
Don : And who...
Garino : YES, WHATEVER YOUR QUESTION IS, YES, IT'S HIM!!!
Don : Ok then, shouldn't we get going then?
Garino : Umm, you have to stay here, to watch..... something....the rerun of.....Ninja...Wizards....NinjaWizards.
Don : That's my favorite show! *Walks away*
Zell : Hey, me too!
Sherry : Zell, that's not a real show, you're thinking of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Zell : Original or new crap?
Sherry : Both.
Bunji : Heroes in a half shell...
Fangoram : TURTLE POWER!!!!
Garino : Ok, let's go.....
Trump : Judging by your last buisness challange, you all suck.
Contestants : Yes sir Mr. Trump.
Trump : God, I love iut when you all kiss my ass. Now, I have to say this...
Fangoram : TURTLE POWER!!!!
Bunji : Shut up! You've been saying that the whole way here!
Sherry : Are the NY Liberty playing tonight?
Zell : No, just the Knicks, but they both suck equally...
Bunji : The Rangers?
Garino : Not this year pal...
Bunji : Aww..... I'm going to drink this town dry. *Starts to cry*
Zell : Hey, there's always rugby...
Bunji : Not good enough, not enough violence, or ice...or ice violence...
Trump : Keep it down, hockey sucks, at let me look at one of my contestants boobs.
Bunji : I WILL KILL YOU
Zell : Bunji, hold on....there's beer downstairs...
Bunji : YOU'RE LUCKY THAT THERE'S BEER THERE, OR ELSE I WOULD MAKE YOU UNRECOGNIZABLE, EXCEPT FOR YOUR HAIR!!!
Trump : Don't bill the bar tab to me!!!
Bunji : Bastard.
Garino : Anyways Donald, carry on.
Trump : Garino, you look like you just slept with a bunch of dead bodies...
Garino : I did.....
Trump : O...k... Zell, you need a haircut and a new suit...
Zell : Screw you, you want to see the barrel of my huge ass gun...didn't think so....
Trump : to bad that it's only big in your mind. Sherry, you have a nice rack...
Sherry : All the better to seduce women with.
Trump : Nice. Fangoram, you shout too much, you look like a mess, you smell like pea soup, and you're eating my
Fangoram : TASTE NO LIKE CHICKEN SELECTS!!
Trump : Fangoram, you're fired. Hair piece, attack!
Fangoram : No!!!!!! *Pulls out Center Head*
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME APPRENTICE SUCKS THE WANG VIOLENCE)
Fangoram : EVERYBODY WANG CHUNG TONIGHT!!!!
Garino : Everybody have fun tonight!
Zell & Sherry : *Beating Donald's dead corpse.*
Garino : Hey....we'll take that with us.....
Zell : Eww......hey....please tell me that's mayo...
Sherry : Yeah....I wonder....
Garino : Ok, ok...I'll taste it....
Zell : NO!!!.....*throws up....*
Garino : It WAS Mayo!!!!
Zell : Let me guess....you brought the wrong...
Sherry : Wait.....what did I put on my sandwich?
Zell : ......Beer.
Sherry : Oh....
Garino : Then where is my jar of au natural mayo?
*At the Don's mansion*
Don : This mayo taste...tangy. Yet it tastes so familar....
Zell : Where'd Bunji go?
*At the local bar*
Bunji : I mean, they couldn't come up with ONE damn plan...
Grave : .........
Bunji : I know what you mean, but with less swears.
Barkeep : Um, yous twos tabs comes out to be $$1,200....plus tax.
Bunji : Hey bro, you know what to do...
Grave : *Pulls out coffin, preforms Raging Inferno*
Barkeep : *dead*
Bunji : Ahh, good days. No more tab. Hey, free beer!
Grave : .................!
Billy : *Outside* Enough with the God damn swears Grave!!!!
Winnahs: Grave, Bunji, and Fangoram!!
Losers : Trump, anyone else who watches 'The Apprentice' cause it sucks.