Bunji : OK you bastards, get in here.
Garino : *In the bathroom* THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!
*Que : Major farting noise.*
Zell : Now that's just wrong.
Sherry : <enter random gay fart joke here>
Zell : Oh, now that's just mean.
Sherry : Bunji, why'd you call us in here?
Bunji : For something so heinous, even more hienous that the Expos trading away Vlad Guerrero...
Zell : Aren't they in Washington D.C. now?
Bunji : I wouldn't know, baseball blows.
Fangoram : ROID RAGE!!!!!
Sherry : Shut up Fangoram, you Barry Bonds wanna be.
Garino *Still in Bathroom* : Technically, Fangoram is Barry Bonds.....
Zell : WHAT?????
Garino : Well....it's a long story. Let's just say it involves sporks, baseball bats, actual bats, and tons of beer.
Zell : Sounds like a damn good story to me.
Bunji : OK, as you all know, the NHL season has been canceled because of the lockout. I want your help to teach
those bastards what happens when you mess with the hockey season, and with the Ottawa Senators.
Sherry : And who gives a holy hell?
Ballard Bird Lee : I DO DAMMIT!!
Bob : Calm down Lee, and come back to bed...
Lee : I haven't slept with you since you were thin!!
Bob : I'm on Trimspa now. If it worked for Anna Nichole Smith, it can work for me.
Bear : That's just wrong.
*Back to the scene with Bunji and the others*
Bunji : Ok now, who's with me?!?
Zell : I would be, but it is happy hour at Paradise Found...
Sherry : Isn't that a strip club?
Zell : You bet you ass it is.
Sherry : Well, I would, but it is happy hour at Paradise Found...
Garino : I have a date at Nerco's...
Zell : With who....wait. don't tell me, I don't want to know.
Fangoram : I'LL GO!!!!!
Bunji : Why?
Fangoram : BECAUSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME AND MY SENSELESS VIOLENCE!!!
Bunji : Oh...right.
Don : I'll go........
Bunji : No, you won't.
Don : Ok.....
Bunji : Ok you retarded sack of crap, lets go.
*At NHL headquaters*
Some guy : OK, how can we alienate anymore Canadian fans?
Gary Bettman : How about....almost reaching a deal again.......then pulling out!!!!!
Some other guy!! : Just like I did to my 15 year old whore!!!!
Gary Bettman : Sounds good...eh?
Bunji : YOU'RE NO CANADIAN!!!! NO CANADIAN WOULD EVER ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN!!!
Fangoram : I'M FROM OHIO!!!!!
Bunji : Shut up......
Fangoram : VOTE OR DIE!!!
Bunji : That was an earlier episode....moron.
Fangroam : BRET HART IS MY HERO!!!
Bunji : Whatever....
Bret Hart : I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be.....just ask your mom.
Gary Bettman : HEY!!! EH!!!!
Bunji : Eh?
Bret Hart : Eh!
Bettman : Eh!!
SRG : Eh???
Bunji : EH!!!!!
Fangoram : I FROM OHIO!!! I NO KNOW WHAT YOU SPEAK!!!!
Wayne Gretzky : EH!!!!
Mario Lemieux : EH!!!
Bunji : EH!!!!
Bret Hart : EH!!!!
Bettman : EH?!?!?!!?
Fangoram : ME NO SPEAKA CANDAIANISH!!!
Bunji : Just attack them, moron.
Fangoram : FINALLY!!!! EH!!!!!!
Bret Hart : That's the worst Canadian Swear Word in the Canadian/English/Alaskian dictionary!!!!
Fangoram : I DON'T CARE!!!! *Pulls out Center Head*
Bunji : Wolves....
Lemieux and Gretzky : Hockey Sticks!!!
Bret Hart : .......Sharpshooterness.....
Bettman and his some random people : Oh.....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CANADIANISH HOCKEY-RELATED VIOLENCE*
Bunji : I don't think we'll have a season though.....
Fangoram : BETTER THAN LOVING A HOT DOG!!!!
Bunji : You would, wouldn't you?
Fangoram : I HAVE A HOT DOG!!!! GRAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*At an AHL hockey Game*
*Syracuse Crunch vs Manitoba Moose..s...*
Grave : .....................
Billly : Grave, watch your fucking language, you might set a bad influence on Juji!
Juji : *Watching needless violence on ice* Huh?
Mika : Wow, that Crunch Mascot looks as retarded as Spike!
Billy : Look, don't make fun of him just because he beat you in hop-scotch!
Mika : I WANT A REMATCH!!
Spike : Hey, I won fair and square, ho...
Grave : ...............................
Billy : That might be true Grave, and it is funny, but did you really have to use the f word 15 times?
Winnahs!!: Some people!
Losers!!: Other People!