Garino : Ok you now hopefully sober bastards, get in here,
Zell : I'm still a little tipsy
Sherry : When aren't you?
Zell : Ahhh, good point...
Bunji : Give me a couple more days...
Don : You're still drunk? AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!
Bunji : I reached a new record of a Blood Alcohol level of 93.11232289
Don : You never reached 95% like you said you would.
Bunji : Which is why I need a couple days....and possibly a new liver.
Sherry : A new liver? You're a deadman!
Bunji : You never know....
Garino : As you know, this Sunday is the day of Teh Lord, Easter. I want you all to get ready for the sunrise mass on
Everyone : Crap!
Fangoram : EASTER BUNNY!!!!!
Sherry : Aww....for a second there, I thought the big green retard was actually going to show some subtlety.
Bunji : If you keep your expectations low for him, you'll never be disappointed.
Fangoram : BASS BALLS!
Bunji : See?
Sherry : Yeah...
Zell : Allright mates, moving on now, why sunrise mass?
Garino : The more to piss you guys off with.
Sherry : You do that very well.
Garino : With pleasure. I do get off on it...Herb...?
Zell : Don't even start...next time you two try to do it in public, you will get the merc treatment.
Bunji : And the wolvesss.......*falls down, finally at a 95.2% BAC.*
Garino : Fine! Ruin my fun! But you're still going to Sunrise mass!
Fangoram : SUNRISE SUNSET, SUNRISE SUNSET, SLOWLY GO THE DAYS!!!!...
Sherry : Easter! Not Fiddler on the Roof!
Don : A blessing upon your head! Molzel Tov, Molzel Tov!
Sherry : Oh,God...stop, please...
Garino : Ok, get to bed, we're getting up at 5:00 am.
*At 5:00 am*
Fangoram : ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Don : God, he can't even sleep quietly!
Sherry : You get used to it...
Bunji : *Still passed out, with some stains in his crotch area.*
Zell : Ok, I'm ready...*Dressed in Camo's*
Garino : I'm ready *Dressed in usual suit, with some mustard stains on it*
Sherry : Let's get this train wreck a started.
Fangoram : THIRD DAY RESURRECTION!!
*At the mass*
Priest : Amen.
Zell : zzzzzzzzzz
Sherry : Man, there needs to be female priests...
Don : Wow, so this Jesus person died and was risen on the third day, eh?
Bunji : Wha....huh?....ohh, wine! *Out*
Zell : Ohh....wine....Foster's Wine?......
Priest : Umm...no. Not quite....
Zell : Oh.....
Garino : *Hitting on the altar boys....*
Don : *hits Garino on the back of the head.*
Garino : Hey!
Don : Retard.
?????? - HALT!!!! I AM THE SAVIOR! I TALK DIRECTLY TO THE LORD!!
Don : Not this dipshit again....
Sherry : Wait....is that....
Garino : Who?
Sherry : Godzilla?
?????? : NO! I AM.......PAT ROBERTSON!
Bunji : Wha...? Didn't we kill you?
PR : YES, BUT I HAVE RISEN LIKE THE LORD! I AM THE LORD JESUS INCARNATE!
Johnny Damon : *Walks in, gets in batting stance, swings...knocks him through the wall*
Fangoram : JESUS!!!!
Damon : For the last time....I Johnny Damon. You retarded.
Bunji and Zell : Have we ever told you that we love you....
Don : In a non-homosexual way.
Sherry : If I didn't like chicks....you'd be my type.
Damon : I know....I'm Johnny Damon.
PR : *Walks through the window* I AM IMMORTAL
Johnny Damon : Jesus Powers, GO!
PR : *Stuck to wall*
Everyone : *Pulls out weapons*
Fangoram : YOU GO HELL NOW!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO WHAT THE HELL DOES A BUNNY HAVE TO DO WITH EASTER VIOLENCE*
JD : And that's the story of the Johnny Damon Easter.
Zell : But what about Grave, mate?
Fangoram : GGGGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!
Grave : *Walks in, smacks Fangoram upside the head, walks out*
Billy : PWNED
Juji : Stop using internet speak dip.
WINNAHS : JOHNNY DAMON! EVERYONE THAT HATES THE 700 CLUB AGAIN! FANGORAM (for once)
LOSAHS : PAT ROBERTSON! (cause he sucks.)
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