Garino : Emergency you bastards! Get in here now!
Bunji : What is it, you Garion wannabe?!?!?!?
Don : Who and what is "Garion"?
Zell : He's the defender of New Mexico!
Sherry : The only thing New Mexico needs defense against are Evil Mexican Guy, and his hordes of Illegal Mexican Immigrants.
Because most of them smell like weed.
Fangoram : CHEECH AND CHONG!!
Zell : How about no, you Ron Mexico wannabe.
Fangoram : I HAVE HERPES!!!! WHO WANTS TO RIDE THE RON MEXICO EXPERIENCE!!!
Sherry : That is utterly disturbing.
Garino : Any-blooms dale-way, the people at sesame are messing with a gold mine.
Bunji : So?
Garino : They're making the Cookie Monster eat healthy!!
Don : Well, they started to make him eat Kosher to appease the angry Jewish mothers. However, they still haven't lived
down the time Elmo dressed up like Hitler....
Fangoram : ELMO!!!!!
Don : Moving on....
Garino : We got to make them stop!
Bunji : Do we have anything else to do today Y'all?
Zell : Apperently not.
Garino : Let's go, you sacks of crap.
Don, Bunji, Zell, and Sherry : Fuck you.
Don : I've got to stay here anyway.
Garino : Why?
Don : I'm doing the taxes that I told YOU to do 5 MONTHS AGO! Where you boinking those dead bodies of ex-Roaring 20's
Garino : Write them off as dependents....
Don : You screw their dead corpses retard.....I can't believe I raised a retard!!!
Bunji : At least he doesn't have your genes....
Don : I know....
*At Jim Henson Studios*
Ghost of Jim Henson : Why am I still here?
Produer : Because we revived your ghost.
JH : You suck man, stop messing with my muppets man!
Producer : But you're a ghost, you can't do anything.
JH : I hate you...
Garino : Lay off Cookie Monster!!!
JH : Yeah, give him more cookies!
Proucer : Make me! Your dead...and you..guy,...you're..a.guy...yeah!
Bunji : Real insulting jerkass.
Zell : We don't want to be here.
Sherry : Not really. I liked Fraggle Rock...
Vlad : Fraggle Rock rcked. But onto the violence...
Fangoram : VLAD GUERRERO!!! MUPPETS!!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME ELMO/HITLER VIOLENCE*
Garino : Vlad, what are you doing here?
Vlad : Don told me to come out here because Garino sucks at life..and many other things.
Garion : DDDOOOONNNN!!!!!!
Bunji : *SMACK* Wrong line ass whipe.
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEE!!!!
*At where ever they always are*
Grave : ..............
Billy : Grave!! Not all Montrealians are like that!
Juji : Montreal, such a weird damn place.
Spike : Hey Billy, you know what I made?
Mika : And I helped?
Billy : Another ethnic slur?
Spike : Close. It's a translator for Grave.
Juji : Now we can finally hear what he's saying.
Billy : Oh no!! You do not want to hear what he says.
Grave : .........
Billy : See?
Spike : Let's see what he said...
Billy : Noo!!!!! *Whacks translator with guitar* That was close.
Spike : Wah!!!!
Mika : Man...I worked so hard.
Grave : ...........
Billy : Will you stop saying "Manny'd!"?
Winnah! : No-one
Losah : No-one
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