Garino : Ok you bastards here's the regular line.
Bunji : Ahh......just like usual....you suck.
Sherry : Garino, why haven't you ever said anything nice to us?
Zell : Well, I do constantly hit on you...
Sherry : While I'm flattered, no.
Bunji : What about me?
Sherry : Better chance than Zell, but no.
Fangoram : WHAT ABOUT ME?
Sherry : Larry the Cable Guy has a better chance than you!
Larry TCG : Git-R-Done!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME LARRY THE CABLE GUY SUCKS AND RON WHITE WILL FOREVER SUCK LESS THAN HIM VIOLENCE*
Bunji : Well, we got that done.
Don : God, Lewis Black is better than him on like 5 different levels. *Cleans off Katana*
Garino : Wait, you actually can kill people.
Don : When Vlad doesn't want to.
Vlad : Why am I here? Can I kill Tom Delay again?
Don : Later. Why don't you go and play better. I need to improve my Fantasy Baseball team.
Zell : I'm in first place mate!
Bunji : I'm last...
Fangoram : I'M THE HUMP!!
Sherry : Do shut up.
Garino : Anyways, as you all know, you have a day off, for once, so get the hell out of here. I'm planning a hot date
with Herb...and Simon....
Bunji : Eww...
Sherry : Creepy.
Zell : Fosters!
Fangoram : YAY!
Garino : Go away, you bastards.
Bunji : *To Zell and Sherry* You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
Sherry : No, what?
Bunji : Me too.....
Zell : Since we're all single, why not do one of those online dating things?
Sherry : Why the hell not?
Fangoram : ENGINE!!
Zell : Shut up. First one to get Fangoram a date will wins...........a cookie.
Bunji : What kind....
Zell : Coconut....
Sherry : *singing* I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are a standing in a row...
Zell : God, I need a tissue...
Bunji : Let's just get going.....but I need a change of...
Zell : Pants?
Bunji : Hell no! I need my spare tattered coat! I need to look good for the online ladies.....
Sherry : Oh......
Fangoram : EHARMONY.COM'D!!!
Zell : That's it, I'm holding back your Homestar Runner viewing for the week!
Fangoram : NOOOOOOO!
Sherry : Here's one....she says she likes MXC, Taco Bell, and sports....I'll just keep this one for myself....
Zell : Here's one, she says that she's into anime, comic books, H*R, and calls herself ModestlyHotGirl. (Creator note
: HX is responsible for this one....HB doesn't know, or has ever met this person.....so blame HX.)
Bunji : Does she like Gungrave?
Zell : I don't know.........but not into guys with tattered coats.
Bunji : Dammit!
Sherry : Here's someone that calls himself BTG...
Zell : Beyond....the....Grave? Grave's on a dating site?
Bunji : Wait....nope. He says he's from Billions City. Grave's actually from Idaho.
Zell : Hehehe....Ida.
Sherry : ....ho....
Billy : *just walking through* Grave says you're both blooming idiots. Now....I've got a date....with some girl who calls
herself HallowBastion. (Disclaimer :HB - I hate you HX.)
(Disclaimer - HX : Just a little revenge. By the way...we're both guys. Ladies...start sending the pics!....please?)
Fangoram : BACK ON TOPIC!
Bunji : Yeah.....hey, look at this one.....A graduate of Commando Univerity....oh, the Streakers! I think Garino sent
Fangoram there for....two days!
Fangoram : ALMA MATER!!!!!!
Zell : This one is right up your alley retard....
Bunji : What's it say?
Zell : She says tht he likes big, blue green retards.....Wait, how mny damn blue-green retards are there?
Sherry : Apperently 2.
Zell : Her quote is "You are so turning on Guy."
Fangoram : I ARE LOVE!!!
Bunji : Let's contact her....
Zell : All systems go....
Sherry : Oh ModestlyHotGirl.....you r0x0r my b0x3rs.
Zell : You wear b0x0rs?
Sherry : You wear panties, so what' the big deal, coolio?
Zell : I think that we need to stop mixing our laundry.
Bunji : You two disgust me.
Sherry : Wait Zell, what's her name?
Zell : Umm......Mika Asssssagi...?
Bunji : We should end this before we get in trouble.....
Zell : Fangoram, attack computer!
Fangoram : BUT FANGORAM IN LOVE!!!
Zell : Umm....she's been cheating on you....with...her....left hand....yeah, that works.
Fangoram : NOOOO!!! I KILL LEFT HAND!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME KILLING OF THE ERR....WELL.....ONLINE....DATING....EVIL....CAT....YEAH...
Zell : Well, are you going to say it?
Sherry : GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!
Bunji : Umm....whatever works.
*At the Truck*
Mika : Man, why can't I get any responses?
Grave : .................
Juji : I'm guessing that you said that you've allready killed the big blue-green retards.
Billy : Something like that.....more references to bodily fluids....
Spike : Hehehe...poopie...
Juji : Really mature kid....hehehe....poopie....
WINNAHS! : HX! HB!
LOSAHS! : HX! HB!
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