Fangoram

VS Oprah

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Garino : Ok you bastards, I gots my sweet loving from Herbie, so get in here.

Zell : As long as you didn't tape it jerkass.

Garino : What if did? Never doubt the great one.

Bunji : Yep, I am always great.

Zell : No, I'm the great one, when I'm sober...which happems to be for the next 15 seconds.

Don : I'm the great one, because I sign all your paychecks. I'm also the only person to win American Idol twice, sleep with Paula Abdul, and kill Simon Cowell 5 times.

Garino : You asshole! I moderately liked Simon and his tight, British.....

Zell : *points huge honking gun at Garino's head....not the one with his mouth and all....* Say it, and you never will sexually abuse another animated corpse ever again....

Garino : Or you on your passed out body.....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CROTCH SHOT AND WOW, ZELL IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOL RELATED AND MODERATELY COOL FOR ONCE VIOLENCE*

Sherry : Ohh......well, I can say that you must be hurting right now...

Herb : My Garion...err...Garino!

Bunji : Garion?....You're cheating on Garion?....wait...I don't even want to know.

Fangoram : WHAT YOU SAY!!!

Zell : All your beers are belong to us.

Bunji : All you idiots shut the hell up!!!

Sherry : Does that include me too?

Bunji : Maybe.

Sherry : Does that include Gimpy, the one armed monkey.

Bunji : Hell no! That monkey is cooler than the Fonz!

Don : Eh!

Sherry : Does that inlcude Hulk Hogan?

Bunji : Hell no! He could kill me with those 24-inch pythons!

Zell : I have a 24-inch python right.....

Garino : Really?

Zell : Didn't I kill you?

Garino : Only the love maker down below...

Herb : I will lament that loss forever...

Garino : At least we can cuddle. And use a strap on.

Herb : YAY!!!!

Sherry : You know what, both of you die horrible, horrible deaths.

Zell : Yeah, like a Jesus type death.

Johnny Damon : Don't remind me.....

Don : Jesus/Johnny? What the...

Johnny : Umm...I've said to much...look, there's a modestly attractive cow crossing the road...

Sherry : Wait...we don't even have windows down here.

Fangoram : COWEY!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!*Runs into middle of road, where he is hit by a giant tractor trailer*

*In giant Tractor Trailer*

Juji : You guys feel something?

Mika : Other than that erotic naughty feeling in my naughy region, no.

Grave : ...............!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Billy : For once, I agree with you.

Spike : Mika, how many times have I told you to keep your hands on the wheel and out of your pants?

Mika : Exactly 700 and 42 times.

Juji : Well, what exactly did we hit?

Billy : I think it was a modestly attractive cow crossing the road...

Spike : Dammit! Not another one! Those are moderately attractive!

*Back to the mansion*

Don : Well, just scrape the giant green retard off the road and lets get going with the mission.

Zell : What's it this time?

Garino : You must Kill......Elton John...

Bunji : No bitch...try again...

Don : No, you must kill worse.....Oprah!

Sherry : Jesus!

Johnny : What now?

Sherry : The other guy....umm...the pool guy...

Jesus (pronounced "hey-zeus") : Que?

Don : Get to work...or no Green Card.

Zell : Oprah scares me...

Bunji : Can I wear my Hallowen costume again?

Don : Creepy......for the love of Jesus, NO!

Johnny : What?

Jesus : Que?

Sherry : What? Let's just kill her, ok?

*At Harpo Studios*

Oprah : *Eating souls*, after this tasty spirit, I want a Twinkie Ice Cream Sandwich! Hold the horseradish, triple the mayo, and make sure you make it Queen-Size this time!

Lackie : Yes sir ma'am sir! Don't eat my soul! Or me! You can always eat my mother-in-law though....she's a bitch...

Oprah : I WANT MY SANDWICH OR ELSE I EAT YOU!

Lackie : Yes! *Runs away*

Assistant : Miss Oprah, you know you always choke on the bones, right?

Oprah : *hesitates for a second, then eats assistant's head.* Next!

Kobe : Wait for it....wait for it....KOBE!

Oprah : Ok, no more Chappelle Show for you.

Kobe : I swear it was consenual....and fun as hell too.

Oprah : Hey look, a white woman in a bedroom!

Kobe : KOBE!!! *runs to bedroom*

Oprah : Consenual my thin ass.

Assistant 2 : I think you're fat again ma'am....

Oprah : *Thinks for a second, then eats assistant 2's head.* Don't worry, I'll just get liposuction again and say that I lost it from the Atkins Diet.

Bunji : Oprah, you're a disgrace to mankind, you're fatter than Jaba the Hut, and you smell like a monkey....can I have your autograph?

Zell : We're supposed to kill her mate.

Sherry : She scares me....like, Rod Stewart scarry...

Oprah : Ymmm......souls.....

Zell : Well, I haven't had a soul since 1991, when me and this guy...well.....I don't like to talk about it, but it did involve tons of beer, millions dead, and I woke up next to Russell Crowe.

Bunji : I....had no idea....

Zell : I don't like to talk about it!!!!

Sherry : Then why did you even mention it in the first place?

Oprah : Oh, the mildly attractive black woman served you!

Zell : Wait...dammit!

Fangoram : YOU'VE BEEN NUMA NUMA'D!!!!!

Zell : Well, can we finish this now?

Sherry : I guess.....

Bunji : Fine....

Fangoram : I AM POPE FABIO THE SECOND!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

Oprah : Oh crap.....

Souls in Oprah : DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME KOBE! LIKES THE WHITE WOMEN TOO DAMN MUCH AND/OR DR PHIL IS FULL OF HORSE SHIT VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : TIME TO GO HOME!!!!! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!
*Gets hit by giant Tractor Trailer*

*THUD*

Spike : Mika! Hands out of your pants now!!!

Mika : ......Sorry.....

Grave : ......

Billy : Grave, we all know if you got behind the wheel, you'd purposely hit every old woman who on, in, or near a road....

Grave : *Ding!*

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WINNAHS! : MIKA IN A WAY! JOHNNY DAMON! JESUS THE POOL BOY! DON! ZELL! FANGORAM! KOBE!!

LOSAHS! : FANGORAM, OPRAH! ASSISTANTS 1 AND 2!!!! KOBE EVENTUALLY!!

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