Garino : Ok you bastards, I gots my sweet loving from Herbie, so get in here.
Zell : As long as you didn't tape it jerkass.
Garino : What if did? Never doubt the great one.
Bunji : Yep, I am always great.
Zell : No, I'm the great one, when I'm sober...which happems to be for the next 15 seconds.
Don : I'm the great one, because I sign all your paychecks. I'm also the only person to win American Idol twice, sleep
with Paula Abdul, and kill Simon Cowell 5 times.
Garino : You asshole! I moderately liked Simon and his tight, British.....
Zell : *points huge honking gun at Garino's head....not the one with his mouth and all....* Say it, and you never will
sexually abuse another animated corpse ever again....
Garino : Or you on your passed out body.....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME CROTCH SHOT AND WOW, ZELL IS ACTUALLY DOING SOMETHING NON-ALCOHOL RELATED AND MODERATELY
COOL FOR ONCE VIOLENCE*
Sherry : Ohh......well, I can say that you must be hurting right now...
Herb : My Garion...err...Garino!
Bunji : Garion?....You're cheating on Garion?....wait...I don't even want to know.
Fangoram : WHAT YOU SAY!!!
Zell : All your beers are belong to us.
Bunji : All you idiots shut the hell up!!!
Sherry : Does that include me too?
Bunji : Maybe.
Sherry : Does that include Gimpy, the one armed monkey.
Bunji : Hell no! That monkey is cooler than the Fonz!
Don : Eh!
Sherry : Does that inlcude Hulk Hogan?
Bunji : Hell no! He could kill me with those 24-inch pythons!
Zell : I have a 24-inch python right.....
Garino : Really?
Zell : Didn't I kill you?
Garino : Only the love maker down below...
Herb : I will lament that loss forever...
Garino : At least we can cuddle. And use a strap on.
Herb : YAY!!!!
Sherry : You know what, both of you die horrible, horrible deaths.
Zell : Yeah, like a Jesus type death.
Johnny Damon : Don't remind me.....
Don : Jesus/Johnny? What the...
Johnny : Umm...I've said to much...look, there's a modestly attractive cow crossing the road...
Sherry : Wait...we don't even have windows down here.
Fangoram : COWEY!!!!! COME BACK!!!!!*Runs into middle of road, where he is hit by a giant tractor trailer*
*In giant Tractor Trailer*
Juji : You guys feel something?
Mika : Other than that erotic naughty feeling in my naughy region, no.
Grave : ...............!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Billy : For once, I agree with you.
Spike : Mika, how many times have I told you to keep your hands on the wheel and out of your pants?
Mika : Exactly 700 and 42 times.
Juji : Well, what exactly did we hit?
Billy : I think it was a modestly attractive cow crossing the road...
Spike : Dammit! Not another one! Those are moderately attractive!
*Back to the mansion*
Don : Well, just scrape the giant green retard off the road and lets get going with the mission.
Zell : What's it this time?
Garino : You must Kill......Elton John...
Bunji : No bitch...try again...
Don : No, you must kill worse.....Oprah!
Sherry : Jesus!
Johnny : What now?
Sherry : The other guy....umm...the pool guy...
Jesus (pronounced "hey-zeus") : Que?
Don : Get to work...or no Green Card.
Zell : Oprah scares me...
Bunji : Can I wear my Hallowen costume again?
Don : Creepy......for the love of Jesus, NO!
Johnny : What?
Jesus : Que?
Sherry : What? Let's just kill her, ok?
*At Harpo Studios*
Oprah : *Eating souls*, after this tasty spirit, I want a Twinkie Ice Cream Sandwich! Hold the horseradish, triple the
mayo, and make sure you make it Queen-Size this time!
Lackie : Yes sir ma'am sir! Don't eat my soul! Or me! You can always eat my mother-in-law though....she's a bitch...
Oprah : I WANT MY SANDWICH OR ELSE I EAT YOU!
Lackie : Yes! *Runs away*
Assistant : Miss Oprah, you know you always choke on the bones, right?
Oprah : *hesitates for a second, then eats assistant's head.* Next!
Kobe : Wait for it....wait for it....KOBE!
Oprah : Ok, no more Chappelle Show for you.
Kobe : I swear it was consenual....and fun as hell too.
Oprah : Hey look, a white woman in a bedroom!
Kobe : KOBE!!! *runs to bedroom*
Oprah : Consenual my thin ass.
Assistant 2 : I think you're fat again ma'am....
Oprah : *Thinks for a second, then eats assistant 2's head.* Don't worry, I'll just get liposuction again and say that
I lost it from the Atkins Diet.
Bunji : Oprah, you're a disgrace to mankind, you're fatter than Jaba the Hut, and you smell like a monkey....can I have
Zell : We're supposed to kill her mate.
Sherry : She scares me....like, Rod Stewart scarry...
Oprah : Ymmm......souls.....
Zell : Well, I haven't had a soul since 1991, when me and this guy...well.....I don't like to talk about it, but it did
involve tons of beer, millions dead, and I woke up next to Russell Crowe.
Bunji : I....had no idea....
Zell : I don't like to talk about it!!!!
Sherry : Then why did you even mention it in the first place?
Oprah : Oh, the mildly attractive black woman served you!
Zell : Wait...dammit!
Fangoram : YOU'VE BEEN NUMA NUMA'D!!!!!
Zell : Well, can we finish this now?
Sherry : I guess.....
Bunji : Fine....
Fangoram : I AM POPE FABIO THE SECOND!!! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
Oprah : Oh crap.....
Souls in Oprah : DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME KOBE! LIKES THE WHITE WOMEN TOO DAMN MUCH AND/OR DR PHIL IS FULL OF HORSE SHIT VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : TIME TO GO HOME!!!!! GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!
*Gets hit by giant Tractor Trailer*
Spike : Mika! Hands out of your pants now!!!
Mika : ......Sorry.....
Grave : ......
Billy : Grave, we all know if you got behind the wheel, you'd purposely hit every old woman who on, in, or near a road....
Grave : *Ding!*
WINNAHS! : MIKA IN A WAY! JOHNNY DAMON! JESUS THE POOL BOY! DON! ZELL! FANGORAM! KOBE!!
LOSAHS! : FANGORAM, OPRAH! ASSISTANTS 1 AND 2!!!! KOBE EVENTUALLY!!
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