The Spelling Bee
Garino : Ok you bastards, get the hell in here.
Zell : Again with the verbal abuse....
Sherry : Just because you literally suck at life Garino, doesn't mean you need to take it out on us.
Don : But he does, because he is an insecure little man who screws dead male bodies.
Bunji : Any don't blame Zell for this one either.
Garino : Anyways, you damn morons, I originally was going to enter Fangoram....
Fangoram : I SPEEL SELECTS!
Garino : ....yeah....anyway, I was originally going to enter the big green retard in the National Spelling Bee, but there
was nothing going on....and I was bored....and really, really plastered.....I entered all of you in it!
Don : Even me?
Garino : Yep. And I get you out of the house.....and I'll be in a continued state of drunken amusement. So it's win-win
Zell : And you get to do your sick, twisted things with dead bodies, right?
Garino : Fuck yes!
Bunji : Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
Sherry : Because you always have a bad feeling, because something bad always happens.
Zell : Say what you want, mates, but I'm getting plastered regardless....
Bunji : Prepare to lose then batard!
Zell : *allready hammered* Fosters...b..e...e..q...
*At the Scripps Spelling Bee*
Nerdy kid : *Faints*
Bunji : You suck! How can you not spell sphygmomanometer?
Fangoram : THAT IS An instrument for measuring blood pressure in the arteries, especially one consisting of a pressure
gauge and a rubber cuff that wraps around the upper arm and inflates to constrict the arteries.
Everyone : *speechless*
Sherry : What the crap? Did he say that in a normal voice?
Don : Is he using an ear piece?
Fangoram : EAR PIECE MEANS THAT GARINO LOVES GETTING SCREWED BY DEAD MALE BODIES!
*At the Mansion*
Garino : WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY?
Herb : Can I mount?
Judge : Don, spell "Poo"
Don : Defination?
Judge : Crap. Shit.
Don : Can I hear it in a sentence?
Judge : Man, Did you see that flaming bag of poo I left outside of your house?
Garino : What the....*looks down at flaming bag of poo*....I'll save this for later....HEY HERBBBBBB.....
Don : Z....Q....F.....
Judge : And you're wrong. Get the hell out of my sight you bloody retard.
Don : *walks away mumbleing* I'll kill you first...
Judge : Ok....let's get the Asian Kid up....
Asian Kid : I jus move here! Me no speaka engrish! Me spell good!
Everyone else : Aww crap....it's the Asian Kid! We're going to lose!
Judge : Now spell cat.
Asain kid : D...I...N...N...E...R...
Judge : Correct!
Asian Kid *Faints*
Judge : Oh no! The kid fainted! So.....let's get him out of here. Next, Mrs. Bunji the Grave Kugashira.
Bunji : Hey....thanks for getting it right.
Judge : Yeah.....your word is "gay"
Bunji : Defination?
Judge : Happy to the point of gayness
Bunji : Sentence please?
Judge : The man was soooo gay after he took it up the....
Bunji : Ohhh! "G....a.....r.....ino?
Judge : Close....but we can't accept that....yet.
Bunji : Damn.
Judge : Sherry Walken? Your word is "hairy"
Sherry : Harry!
Judge : Yeah...spell it, please?
Sherry : Can I hear it in a sentence first though?
Judge : Sure. My wife has a hairy....dog.
Sherry : Yeah, she must have one hairy weiner there.
Judge : Oh yeah, that thing is freaking huge.
Sherry : H...a...r...r....r...i....e?
Judge : No, and you suck. Next is some random white girl.
SRWG : I'm ready!
Judge : Sure you are. Your word is "Penii"
SRWG : Sentence please?
Judge : What you will make your living sucking in a few years.
SRWG : *faints*
Judge : Guess she was a little too excited. Moving on...Mr. Fangoram D. McFinkilstien.
Fangoram : ME LIKEIE....
Judge : You know what, you've already lost. Next is our final speller....
Fangoram : *walks away all sad like*
Judge : Mr. Zell Condorbrave......wait...are you drunk?
Zell : No......just kidding mate, I'm completely drunk off my ass.
Judge : Grreat. Your word is "ornithorhynchous"
Zell : Can I have the defination?
Judge : Damned if I know.
Zell : .....fair enough.....hey....there are 4 Sherry Walkens.....and 8 pairs of knockers.....alllllrright....
Judge : This....won't turn out right.....
Zell : .....*hic*..o..r..n..i...t...h..o..r...h..y..n.c..h..o..u.s
Judge : What the crap? I made that up!
Zell : Was I right?
Zell : Alllright!!! 8 Sherry knockers....make that 9 now! *passes out*
Judge : Here's your trophy. Congrats to our winner, and now I'm going to shoot myself. Goodnight.
Fangoram : ME LOST!!! GRRRRRAAAAAVVVVV
Grave : *Jumps out of nowhere, Right Head and Left Head are ready to....*
Judge : KILL! KILL ME NOW!!!
Grave : .........................!!!
Billy : *from audience* He said he's pissed off that he didn't make it past the first round!
Judge : That's because noone can understand him!
Grave : ............*Pulls out Coffin*
Billy : He said spell "Die Bitch!" and He wants to see Bunji later! Just because!
Bunji : *from offstage* .....OK!
Judge : Ohhh.....damn.
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO WHAT THE HELL DOES AGIO MEAN? THEY HAVE TO MAKE MOST OF THOSE WORDS UP....SERIOUSLY! VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAVVVVEEEEEEE!
Zell : *still passed out*....Me win.....11 Sherry Boobs....
Grave : *thumbs up*
He just heard that Zell won.....
Winnahs : Zell!!
Losah : Everyone else!
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