Hit me Baby one more time-the crappy NBC show.
Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Zell : Dayyyyyy Oooooo....
Sherry : Dayyyyyy Oooooo....
Bunji and Don : Here I come man, me wanna go home.
Zell : Dayyyyyy Ooooooo....
Sherry : Dayyyyy Oooooo.....
Fangoram : HERE I COME MAN ME WANNA GO HOME!
Don : Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana...
Garino : Here I come man, so shut the fuck up!
Zell : You ruined the song, jackass!
Bunji : Garino, has anyone told you that you suck at life? Literally.
Garino : Don. Throughout my childhood.
Don : Yeah....I made sure he knew that he did, in fact, suck at life.
Garino : You suck, dad.
Don : You just bought yourself a case of whoopass.
Garino : Yeah, like you'd actually get off your ass and fight me?
Don : Nope, Bunji would...
Bunji : Yeah, I would.....because it's fun.
*Bursting in.....is Big Nukka Man*
Nukka : Yo, me ni**az, diz me teh Big Nukka Man. I'll fuck u honkeys up.
Garino : I have one thing to say to you....
Nukka : N000! Not te Gramma time?!?!?1
Fangoram : IT DIE TIME, YOU SLAYER OF CORRECT GRAMMER!
Nukka : Oh yah.....I uze mie gwamma ray!
Fangoram : YOU DIE!
Zell : I'll help.
Sherry : Where's the bathroom?
Bunji : No idea....but I'll piss on his corpse after they kill them....cause Garino likes it like that.
Garino : Hey.......shut up.
Don : Don't we have sme sort of thing to do?
Garino : .......Oh yeah.........wait...we have to kill this bastard here first...
Bunji : I hate you...
Garino : Not you, the other one
Fangoram : I NOT A......
Garino : The Wigger Dammit!
Zell : I resent that mate....
Garino : You don't even like rap, I meant the stupid guy, Noka, or whatever his name is.......
Nukka : Me is Nukka! I kill you like tose wankstaz!
Fangoram : YOU DIE!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME 'WIGGA'S SUCK SO FREAKING MUCH THAT THEY MUST DIE VIOLENTLY' VIOLENCE*
Garino : Well, now that that's ---
Bunji : Hold on....give me a few.....ahh, there we go....*zipping noises*.....I feel so relieved.
Sherry : Is it supposed to bend like that?
Bunji : My knees? Yes....
Sherry : Ohhhhhh!!!!
Don : Bunji, wash your hands....didn't anyone teach you manners?
Bunji : Well, Brandon tried, but we just ended up killing people violently.
Zell : Now, that's my type of violence.
Don : Well, wash your hands anyway....
Bunji : Fine....
Don : You too Zell....Only God knows what they've been into....
God : Why would I want to freaking know where they've been!
Johnny Damon : No clue. Maybe because you're freaking God?
God : Shut up before I make child abuse out of you.
*Moving on before we go to Hell*
Garino : Well, there is this show on TV that features washed up pop-stars...
Fangoram : AIR SUPPLY!
Garino : Yours will run out if you don't shut the hell up! Well, the show sucks....and so do the contestants....except
that Haddaway....he is still sooooooo fine.
Don : Shut the hell up before I make child abuse out of you...again.....
Garino : Physical?
Don : Err...yeah. Mental too!
Sherry : That is sooooo wrong.
Garino : Well, we're going to go there and kill them all. Because that's what we do.
Zell : Completely ignoring the plot of the game we're supposed to be in. Again.
Don : It's what we do best.
Garino : Let's just go....
*Breaking down the 4th wall, and moving on....*
*NBC Studios - Hit Me Baby 1 More Time*
Fake British Host : Now on the program, we have....Vanilla Ice, singing his one hit, "Ice, Ice Baby"! Please
note, that suicide is prohibited during the course of the song...
Audience : Awwwwwww!!!!
Some Random Guy named.....HB : YOU SUCK!
Some other guy.....ironically named HX : Well, so does everyone else on this show...that's why they're here.
FBH : Now.....VANILLA ICE!
Garino : STOP THIS MADNESS!
FBH : Who in the bloody hell are you?
Don : I am the Don. You will find that I own....you. And this studio. And your family. And Canada.
FBH : Rubbish! Wait....
Vanilla Ice : ICE ICE BABY....DING DING DING DING DING...
Fangoram : DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
Zell : You're bloody white. You're white....you shouldn't rap....like that M and M guy, or half dollar.
A Flock of Seagulls : Don't you mean 50 Cent?
Don : Nope. He was killed by Richard Simmons. Twice. And then defiled by Garino over and over.
Garino : I thought that was our secret.
Don : Weeeeellllll I lied.
Tiffany : I wanna win the competition!
Sherry : Tiffany, let's talk....in your trailer....
Tiffany : Oh....Ok.....he he.
*HOT WNBA LESBIAN ACTION. W00T!*
Bear : I am going to kill these writers.....
*Back at the studios*
Bunji : Well, less talky, more kill-y.
Fangoram : ME LIKEY THE KILLY! HEY, THAT RHYMED! I'M A GANGSTA!
Zell : For the last time, you are a Blue-Green Retard! You cannot rap!
Fangoram : OH.
Bunji : Just...let's kill 'em.
Vanilla : Ice Ice Oh Shit.
Flock of Seagulls : Oh Crap. And I ran, I ran so far away...and didn't get killed.
FBH : Oh, bloddy 'ell, fish and chip, and all the other British crap. I'm actually from Jersey...so....yeah.
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME THIS SHOW SUCKED SOOOOO MUCH, WE HAD TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND DESTROYED THEM IN LITERARY
Garino : Well, now that's over...let's go home.
Bunji : Wait..who's next?
Announcere : And next, Tommy Tutones....were killed. But singing in their place is.....Juji-y Tutones.
Billy : How the hell is Juji the lead singer?
Mika : I don't know....
Spike : Well, we all know that Grave could be the leader...if we wanted a lawsuit....
Grave : ....................
Billy : And that's why you're not the lead singer!
Grave : ...........
Billy : No, you're a smelly, STD-infected vagina!
Grave : ..........
Billy : I will gut you like a fish.....
Juji : 8675309! I got it, I got it! I got your number on the line!
Fangoram : THIS SUCKS!!!!! GRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE.....
Grave : *Throws his Bass at Fangoram, hitting him on the head, and knocking the big retard out*
Billy : All right! Why can't you do that more often?
Mika : I think it has to do with an old injury involving Bunji and Vermont.....
Bunji : Not another word!!
Winnahs! All of us! Juji!
Losahs : Nuka, because he sucks. and that crappy show.
Take that Fox!
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