Fangoram

Vs.

Alucard


Garino: ok you bitches get your asses in here!
Zell and Sherry: WTF
Sherry: When did the Bossman start talking like fiddy
Zell: do you really want to know?
Bunji: ooo i know the answer (GAYPHRASE DELETED TO GAY NECROPHILLIAC INTERRACIAL SEX)
Sherry: eww
Ron Jeremy: yeah i can only imagine what he'll do to me when i die
Bunji: Get the HELL out NOW!!!!!!! you disgusting mario wanna be!
Fangoram: ME BOWSER!!!!
Zell: You sure are jackass
Bunji: so what do u want from us u blackified rapist?
Garino: good question i want you all to investigate a mysterious mansion
Zell: You rape dogs too dont ya you sick bastard
Fangoram: A PUP NAMED SCOOBY DOO!
Bunji: That is soo wrong
Don: Why dont you go ur self cigertte
Bunji: real clever asshole
Garino: well fo starters im going to torture you for i have put laxitive in ur food
Don: but my crap hurts worse than acid

Garino: have fun
Fangoram: DIARRIHA CHA CHA CHA!!
Bunji: Ok.....
Zell: alright gang lets go investigate the spooky mansion
<AT THE RV/TRUCK>
Juji: Stop watching that damn scooby doo everyone knows that the dog got raped by his limo driver
Billy: If he only knew.......
Grave: ..............
Mika: i wanna watch xiolin showdown
Spike: you sit down and eat your god damned poorage
MIka: but it tastes like grandpa
VooDoo Vince: Thats My Line bitch ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Grave:..........
Billy: would really do that to miss cleo?
VooDoo Vince: <still running>
<door opens>
Fangoram: PUPPET!!!!!!! <Grabs Voodoo Vince>
Billy: what the hell just happened?
Grave:........
Billy: I know that a guy grabbed a puppet but we're like moving at like 200 miles per hour
Juji: The world may never know
Billy: <trys to smack juji ten times before realizing he cant>
<at the spooky mansion>
Sherry: cobwebs everywhere jeez its so filthy
Fangoram: JUST LIKE YO MAMMA!!!!
Bunji and Zell: HAHA
Sherry: <does her weak ass kick move but bounces off of Fangoram>
Zell: So what are we here for?
Bunji: I think we're looking for grave here
Fangoram: GRAAAAAVVVVVVV <Ghost hand of Fangorams Dad smacks him>
Fangorams Dad: TOO EARLY FOR CATCHLINE!!!!
Fangroam: OK BYE DAD!!
Zell Sherry Bunji: Who Knew?
Zell: But Bunji dont you always know where he is?
Bunji: Oh yeah.... so why am i here?
Strange voice: get out of here
Sherry: or else what
Voice: Or else..............
Bunji: holy crap we better leave
Zell: why?
Bunji: this guy is the one who taught grave to speak
Alucard: ya damn right i am....
Myself: Alucard could be graves stunt double.
Zell: yeah he does look like grave except he wears red and his hat is cooler
Grave: <smacks Zell with the coffin>
Bunji: I forgot to warn you hes sensitive about the hat
Fangoram: I KILL RED GRAVE FIRST!!!!!!!
Alucard: You cant kill me!
Sherry: they always say that
Fangoram: I AM THE FULL METAL ALCHEMIST!!!!!!!!
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME wait........>
Alucard: I said you cant kill me
Fangoram: YOU DIE NOW LIKE GARINO IN GUNGRAVE OD!!!!!!!
Zell: he actually beat that game?
Bunji: well yeah all u need to do is press two buttons foward and box
Zell: Really?
Bunji: a stuffed animal could beat that game and look at fangoram he beat it on kick ass
<Bunji Comes out like juji Zell comes out like billy>
Zell: oh yeah my chest is sexy
Sherry: FOR THE LOVE OF ANYTHING HOLY SHAVE YOUR CHEST!!!!!!
<Fangoram comes out like grave without hair so he puts on donald trumps wig thing>
Alucard: This is not a joke you really cant kill me
Fangoram: DR. T SAYS I PITY THE FOOL!!!!!
<SCENE DELETED TO NVM>
Alucard: understand now?
Bunji: Zell did u bring the chips beer and tents and a copy of sherrys amateur tapes
Zell: yep
Sherry: Why do we need all of that?
Zell: Fangoram+X=the time for understanding
Alucard: you (gets shot 5 secs later regenerates) get (gets shot 5 secs later regenerates) it (gets shot 5 secs later regenerates) yet?
<24 hours later meaning the season finale happened>
Fangoram: DIE!!!!
MIcheal Flately: <river dances the bullet away>
Bunji: why are u here sire?
MF: To practice for my return.
Alucard: (summons dogs and eats MF) Who the hell are u to call urself the lord of anything
Fangoram: NOOO!!!!!! ME WANNA LEARN TO JIG
Grave: ...................
Alucard: ................!
Bunji:...................
Alucard: ..................?
Grave: .................!
Sherry: What the hell are you all talking about?
Bunji: Well grave said**************************** then alucard said ************************* then i said *********************** then Grave said **************************
Sherry: Wow
Zell: so many languages
Juji: so many slurs
Spike: how the hell did we get here with these dip *****s
Billy: mika had a wet dream at the wheel
Mika: ..............
Billy: where the hell did u learn that from?
Mika: I dunno my mother used to say it was graves favorite catch line
Bunji: That it is was
Alucard: ok so now kids what did we learn today?
Zell: Amateur porn is the best
Sherry: That I have weak ass attacks
Bunji: enough from you oh great one
Mika: the special place in my pants is nice
Spike: Mika needs help
Billy: You people need to watch your god damn mouthes
Juji: HItler is Fuherer
Grave: ..........
Alucard: wow..... and how about the retarded one?
Fangoram: GARINO=JACKO!!!!!!!
Alucard: although all of that is true the answer i was looking for was "Dead people can be killed again undead people can not be killed"
everyone: Ohhhhh.
Alucard : so now all of you go home and you guys tell your boss he has 7 days to leave or else i'll go rip his ass apart in a non homosexual way cause i like women
Zell: so thats why
Bunji: That bastard
Sherry: made us go through this
Fangoram: GARINO CRIP IN ALUCARDS BLOOD TERRITORY!!!!!!!!!
Alucard: how the hell did he know that?
DR. T: BECAUSE ALL KIDS ARE SMART.... STAY IN MILK DONT DO SLEEP DRINK YOUR SCHOOL SWALLOW YOUR TEETH AND DO 8 HOURS OF DRUGS!!!!!!!!
Fangoram: erm? GRAAAAAVE!!!!!!!FOR I AM UNICRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WINNAHS!!!!!1
ALUCARD, BUNJI AND ZELL, AND GRAVE!
LOZAHS!!!!!!!1
MICHEAL FLATLEY, FANGORAM(why cause he got served) AND GARINO CAUSE HE GONNA GET A CAP IN HIS ASS!!

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