*Around a Bonfire*
Garino : Ok, you bastards, get the hell over here.
Zell : Oi mate....I think I'm being stalked...
Bunji : What makes you say that, you drunken bastard?
Zell : Shh! You're too loud!
Sherry : What the hell are you talking about?
Zell : There's a giagantic eye looking at me.
Don : Where?
Zell : You mean you can't see it? Are you blind?
Fangoram : I AM!
Zell : It won't blink! Ahh!!!!!!!! *Runs off*
Bunji : Why, who didn't see that one coming?
Fangoram : ME!!!
Sherry : That's because you're an idiot.
Don : Man, I'm glad that we can finally go on vacation.
Garino : Wait, it's not like we actually work. We just kill certain people.
Bunji : Correction, we kill people, you and the Don don't do shit.
Don : True.
Sherry : Well, we have the potential to kill people. We just don't.
Don : True.
Garino : Any damn way, it's nice to be out here, in the fresh air, away from the orgmen, without Grave....
Bunji : Don't mention his name....
Sherry : Had another fight with him, didn't you?
Bunji : I don't want to talk about it.
Grave : .................
Bunji : No means no, Grave!
Grave : ...............
Bunji : No Grave, we're not going to the zoo so you can taunt the younger children by throwing them into the lion's pit!!
We did that yesterday!!!!
Grave : ...................
Bunji : Well, ***************************** you too, you **************************.
Billy : Bunji....you might want to leave before you warp the youngin's minds....
Mika : ************ you Spike!
Spike : ********** you Juji!
Juji : *Breaks out Swords* Say it again, bitch.
Spike : ************** you Juji!
Juji : DIE!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HOLY SHIT, JUJI IS DOING SOMETHING IN CHARACTER FOR ONCE'D VIOLENCE!!!!!*
Billy : You see Bunji? You see Grave? This is what your domestic disputes does to the family?
Spike : THE HUMANITY!!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!!!!
Juji : *Beating down Spike with Spike's Legs* Yes you can!!!
*End Flash Back.*
Sherry : Wow, does that mean we don't have to face Spike later in the game?
Garino : Probably not. Remember, he is my clone.
Don : So he's gay like you?
Garino : .........yes.........
Bunji : That explains so, so much.
Fangoram : GAYNESS FACTOR!!!!
Sherry : Well, he can't be that retarded if he figured that one out.
Fangoram : I LIKE STICKING COINS IN MY NOSES!!!
Sherry : I stand corrected.
Don : You sure do. Now, let's get down to....
Voice : IT'S LIMA TIME!!!!
Don : What?
Voice : .....ERR.....THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS ME!!!!! AGAIN!!!!! IS JOHNNY DAMON THERE?
Don : Not this time....
Voice : THEN I WILL WIN THIS TIME, SINCE I AM COMPELLED BY THE POWER OF CHRIST. AND REPUBLICIANS. BUT MOSTLY REPUBLICANS.
Bunji : Republicans? Aren't they compelled by Satan?
Sherry : I think so.
Voice : UMM......CRAP.....CHRIST TALKS TO ME DIRECTLY!
Bunji : God...not Pat Robertson again......
Sherry : Why won't he die?
Richard Simmons : Sweating to the oldies!
Don : Wow...I didn't know Richard Simmons was here.
Bunji : He's everywhere.
Pat Robertson : FEAR MY GOD LIKE POWERS!!
Don : You know what boys, I think I'll kill this one. And by "I", I mean Fangoram, Bunji, Sherry, and to a lesser
and more homosexually extent, Garino.
Garino : I hate you....sooooooo much.
Don : Here's a cookie.
Garino : Yay!
Don : Well, I suppose I'll get my hands dirty. Just this once.
Pat Robertson : Can I get a cookie?
Bunji : No.
Sherry : You just get death.
Fangoram : AGAIN!!!! LIKE THE GREAT SPRONKLES!!!!
Simmons : Let's Go Spronkles!!!!
Don : *pulls out sword* Time to die bitch.
Sherry : After we kill him, can I go skinny dipping?
All including Pat : YES!
Sherry : With the ladies from the campsite across the lake?
All : Yes!
Sherry : And no men!
Most : CRAP!
Richard Simmons : Can I go?
Sherry : ....Sure, why not?
Bunji : Can I join too? I'm married to a guy....
Sherry : I suppose.
Garino : I sleep with men!
Sherry : no.
PR : WELL, ARE WE GOING TO DO ANYTHING, OR ARE WE GOING TO TALK ABOUT SINFUL LESBIANS AND THE GAY DEMONS???
Don : Just...just die.
Fangoram : ME KILL RELIGIOUS RIGHT!!!!!!
PR : Oh.....crap. Again.
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO KILL THIS BASTARD TYPE VIOLENCE!!!!!*
Sherry, Richard Simmons, Bunji, attractive ladies at campsite : Skinny Dipping!!!!
Don : Bunji, take some pics, and you'll get a huge raise!
Bunji : I allready did!
Garino : We can tell.
Fangoram : ME LIKE BOOBIES!!!! GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy : Grave, I know you're sad, but we can't throw people into then penguin cage!
Juji : Yes...we....CAN!!!! *Throws Spike in the Penguin cage*
Spike : HELP ME!!!!!! *Penguins start attacking.....*
Mika : I'll save you Spi---Wait, Octopus take....tenticles.....TENTICLE PORN!!!!!!
Spike : I can't feel my legs!!! Again!!!!!!!
Juji : I feel.....better.
Billy : It's nice to see you acting normal for you again Juji.
Juji : Sieg Hiel!
Billy : Nevermind.
Grave : .........
Billy : Yes, everything is back to the status quo, Grave....yes it is.
WINNAHS : JUJI!!!!! FANGORAM!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS!!! BUNJI!!!!! SHERRY!!!!
LOSAHS : PAT ROBERTSON!!!! GARINO!!!! SPIKE!!!!! EVERY OTHER MAN AT THE CAMPSITE!!!
Might as well reuse the Shall We Dance stuff.....just because we can.
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