Fangoram

VS

Jack Thompson

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Garino : OK you bastards, get in here. This is an emergency.

Zell : How is it emergency? We always do everything in our leasure, and it usually involves massive death.

Fangoram : I LIKE FLUFFY THINGS. THEY TURN ME ON!!

Bunji : Eww....just...eww.

Don : Moving on from that lovely mental image.....this is an actual emergency....not Garino running out of Vasoline....

Garino : I couldn't help it!!! I was kinda stuck in Herb's....

Don : Why don't you ever shut up? I knew I should have sacrificed you to some sort of evil being when I KNEW I had the chance....

Sherry : That wouldn't have gotten you very much anyway....

Garino : .........Shut the hell up.....

Zell : We'd rather not.

Garino : Anyways, we're facing a real crisis....some douchebag retard lawyer from Florida is trying to get Gungrave Overdose banned for.....use of retards....

Fangoram : YAY

Garino : ....lesbians....

Sherry : Yay!

Garino : Drunken Aussie Mercs....

Zell : *drinking Foster's...* What was that, mate? I'm drunker than...well....me.....

Garino : .....overused mob cliches....

Don : What was that?

Garino : I said "Shut up"....Gosh.....

Don : ....You're grounded.

Garino : Anyways...and to top it off, he's also pissed off about the use of the dead bodies of former Presidents....

Herb : Hello everyone!!!

Garino : Gay Marrage.....

Bunji and Grave : Hey!!!! That bastard (.............)

Garino : ...Suggestive sexual dancing....

Billy : ........Butt Dance Butt Dance....allright!

Garino : .....Nazi Ninja deadmen....

Juji : What? Siggity hair!

Garino : And gay necrophiliacs.....hey! What the hell? How can you hate gay necrophiliacs?

Zell : Actually, it's very easy. We just imagine that they're like you.

Bunji : Well, regardless.....let's just kill ourselves an irrational lawyer.....

Everyone (and Herb) : Yeah!!!!! (.......)

Billy : No Grave, you can't use Mika as a projectile...

*At an anti-Videogame rally with....Jack Thompson*

Jack Thompson : Video games are evil! Video games are evil! Video games are evil!

Irresponsible Parents in crowd : Yeah! Rabble Rabble!!!

Some Parent : I bought my little kid GTA, knowing that he could kill cops and other type people, but I never knew that there was a nipple-less breast of a woman hidden in the code!

Some other Parent : I bought my young kid GTA too, but I didn't know that it was rated Mature!! I thought that M stood for "Monkey!"

Yet another Parent : I Bought my kid Gungrave OD, and I didn't know that there was so many bad things with it! I mean, you can kill random monsters and Aussie mercs? That's barbaric, and someone should have told me about that!!!!

Jack Thompson : Yes, Video games must be the devil! We must ban them!!!

Bunji : Ok, you irrational asshole......

Crowd : Which one?

Zell : All of you, because you're dense and you suck ass.

Jack : You must be the anti-Christ.

Garino : Wait....you're not the just the reincarnation of Pat Robertson again, are you?

PR : I'm in the crowd too!!!

Don : We should have figured.....

Grave : ..........

Billy : Well, you could use Fangoram as a projectile....but who would want to touch that moron....

Juji : I'll do it!!!!

Billy : Why even ask?

*Juji goes over to Fangoram, picks him up, and chucks him into the crowd*

Fangoram : I FLYIE!!!! I KILL-E!!!! I AM...E!!!!!

Grave : ................

Bunji : He said "Charge!", with about...three dozen f-bombs...

Billy : I counted 4 dozen...

Sherry : Let's get them, you idiots...

Billy : ...So what are you doing later Sherry?

Sherry : Not you...

Billy : ....Damn......

Zell : The person who kills the least amount has to pay my beer tab!

Spike ; No-one has that much money!

Garino : *Summons final boss like powers* Ahh...I love this part...

Herb : I thought you loved it when I......

Garino : ....Later dear.....later.

Don : Time to get Sally dirty.

Fangoram : I KILL PEOPLE NOW!!!

Bunji, Zell, Juji, Sherry, Herb, Johnny Damon, Vlad, John Cena, every character from Pong.... : Time to die, bitch!!!

Grave : ..........................

Billy : Grave!!! What the hell is wrong with you? You cannot punt Spike into the truck! That's my job!!!

Bunji : I don't want to know....but let's finish this asshole....

JT, PR, Crowd : OH SHIT!!!! VIDEOGAMES ARE....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME STUPID PARENT CAN'T BE RESPONSIBLE AND LOOK AFTER THEIR OWN CHILDREN AND ARE BLAMING OTHERS FOR THEIR STUPIDITY AND JACK THOMPSON IS JUST A MONEY WHORE TRYING YO GET RICH OFF OF OTHER PEOPLE'S TRAGEDIES....VIOLENCE*

JT, PR, Crowd : *Dead*

Zell : Ha, Mika lost...she has to pay my tab!

Mika :Aww.....there goes my trust fund....

Grave : ...........

Billy : No Grave, don't punt the Mik---

*Grave Punts the Mika into the truck....*

Billy : Too late...

Bunji : The kick is up, and it's good!

Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!

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WINNAHS : PONG! FANGORAM! GRAVE! GARINO AND CO.! BILLY AND CO.!

LOSAHS : JACK THOMPSON! PAT ROBERTSON...AGAIN! IRRESPONSIBLE PARENTS!

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