FANGORUM VS. FANGIRLS
In a small Room 3 feet from the Geneon Table
BUNJI [SPOOKED]: We got problems, there are Yaoi Fangirls out there!
ZELL: Should I get Shere and let her loose on them?
BUNJI: That wont work, Yaoi fan girls are like those midgets in that
movie The Brood! They will chew her up and spit her out. Were fucked.
LEE: Are you morons ready, lets get this con panel thing over with.
Bunji and Zell stare evilly at one another they know exactly what to
do!
LEE: Why are you staring at me like that?
Cut to:
Massive group of girls all standing by the Geneon table. One of them
looks right and screams:
GIRL: OMG its Hajime-kun from Peacemaker!
Lee stands like a deer in the headlights [he is wearing a Shinsengumi
outfit and his hair is in a ponytail.]
GIRLS: ZOINKS-OMG its Saito-san from Rurouni Kenshin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A hurricane of fan girls moves toward Lee, he is pulling the door knob
with feet anchored to the wall.
Bunji and Zell are inside sneaking out the window.
Cut to:
Zele, Bunji, Shere and Garino are playing cards.
In burst Fangorum with a half naked Lee draped over his shoulder.
FANGORUM: ME GOT YAKUMO! YAKUMO YAKUMO!
SHERE: [spastic] Lee Lihno from Read or Die!! BWAH OMG ZOINKS!!!
Bunji is looking at Garinos cards as he watches Shere try to take Lee
away from Fangorum.
GARINO: What the hell is a Yakimo, and why is Shere acting like that?
ZELE: Fangy boys got a thing for 3x3 Eyes.
BUNJI: Shere is a Yuri fan girl
END.
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