FANGORUM VS. FANGIRLS
In a small Room 3 feet from the Geneon Table
BUNJI [SPOOKED]: We got problems, there are Yaoi Fangirls out there!
ZELL: Should I get Shere and let her loose on them?
BUNJI: That wont work, Yaoi fan girls are like those midgets in that
movie The Brood! They will chew her up and spit her out. Were fucked.
LEE: Are you morons ready, lets get this con panel thing over with.
Bunji and Zell stare evilly at one another they know exactly what to
LEE: Why are you staring at me like that?
Massive group of girls all standing by the Geneon table. One of them
looks right and screams:
GIRL: OMG its Hajime-kun from Peacemaker!
Lee stands like a deer in the headlights [he is wearing a Shinsengumi
outfit and his hair is in a ponytail.]
GIRLS: ZOINKS-OMG its Saito-san from Rurouni Kenshin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A hurricane of fan girls moves toward Lee, he is pulling the door knob
with feet anchored to the wall.
Bunji and Zell are inside sneaking out the window.
Zele, Bunji, Shere and Garino are playing cards.
In burst Fangorum with a half naked Lee draped over his shoulder.
FANGORUM: ME GOT YAKUMO! YAKUMO YAKUMO!
SHERE: [spastic] Lee Lihno from Read or Die!! BWAH OMG ZOINKS!!!
Bunji is looking at Garinos cards as he watches Shere try to take Lee
away from Fangorum.
GARINO: What the hell is a Yakimo, and why is Shere acting like that?
ZELE: Fangy boys got a thing for 3x3 Eyes.
BUNJI: Shere is a Yuri fan girl
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