Fangoram

VS



Otakon

(Minor Us edit : Before we start, we want everyone to know that the picture.....that's hot.)

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

Zell : If you were gay...

Sherry : That'd be ok....

Bunji : I mean cause hey....

Don : We hate you anyway....

Garino : HEY!

Don : Because you see...

Zell : If it were me...

Sherry : I would feel free to say...

Bunji : That I was gay..

Fangoram : BUT I NOT GAY!!!

Don : But we still hate Garino....

Garino : Screw you.

Don : That would be wrong in so many dimensions. Should I explain in detail in each way it is?

Garino : No, I think I'll pass. Ok, well, shut up. On the agenda today is Otakon....we need to go to Otakon....and possibly kill Pat Robertson again. No guarentees, since we just recently killed him, and he probably won't be brought back to life via demonic forces for at least 4 more weeks.

Zell : All right, mate! Last time it was only three!

Bunji : We're moving on up....to the east side, so Pat Robertson can burn in hell-ll-lll....

Garino : Yes, we will have the party later. Now, on to Otakon. The first three people who say "not it" in German don't have to take the retard to Otakon. Now...

Bunji : Nicht ich

Zell : Nicht ich

Don : Nicht ich Weibchen

Garino : That was just uncalled for.

Sherry : Crap. Garino, you are, as they say in Spain, a cocksuckero.

Zell : That's Spanish for cocksucker.

Garino : I could tell you idiot.

Don : Yes, because you are a cocksuckero. Now you and Sherry can take Fangoram to Maryland for Otakon. Meanwhile, I've got my badass mob stuff to do.

Bunji : Grave and I can finally take 5 minutes out to do nasty stuff. For once. It's like Garino, only within the confines of marriage, and we're both dead.

Zell : Lesbians! Woo hoo!

Sherry, Garino : AWW, SCREW YOU BOTH!!!

Fangoram : I COSPLAY AS SPEED RACER!!!!

Sherry : I don't see this turning out well....

Garino : It never does....

*Baltimore, England.....ehh.....Maryland*

Fangoram : I SAVE CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO!

Garino : Fangoram, if it wasn't funny the first time, why would it be now?!?!

Sherry : Because tin foil entertains him.

Garino : Man, I thought i'd never see this many people dressed up. There's Sailor Moon, Trogdor, Alucard, Vash, another Vash, Sanzo, another Sailor Moon, several Narutos, a Wolfwood, a Utena, another Goku, the entire Sailor Moon cast, a Garino....wait, what the hell?

Sherry : That's a mirror you moron. Meanwhile, I want to talk to that Sailor Moon....

Garino : *Grabs Sherry by her back collar* You're not writing yourself out of this one! If I go down, you're going down with me!

Fangoram :.............EW!!!!

Sherry : Go Speed Racer...and run into a train.

Fangoram : Yay! *Runs away...into train*

Garino : *To Alucard* So, you only attack non-virgins?

Alucard : Uhh....yeah....

Garino : ....Damn...I wanted you to suck me dry.....

Alucard : Excuse me while I kill myself...

Sherry : *To someone dressed as Regis* Didn't we kill you?

Regis : You can't kill THE REGIS! YOU WILL OBEY THE REGIS!

Sherry : That's your only shot at getting laid, isn't it?

Regis : .....yes.......The Regis will....

Sherry : Shut up.

Fangoram : I CATCH PIKACHU!

Kid : Mommy!!

Fangoram : I want battle!

Group of people dressed as various RPG characters : We'll take you on. With our +3 broad sword and +4 pad of creativity, you can't win!

Garino : You know that you're just dressed up as various characters from Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Dungeon and Dragons, Lord of the Rings and other type crap.

People : No! We're real! We have a +6 dagger of ramming!

Kid : I'm dressed as Goofy from Kingdom Hearts, and even I know that you guys are idiots. *Walks off*

Nerds : Take my natural 20 that I just rolled! You've been vanquished!

Garino : Funny, I still feel here.

Sherry : Sailor Moon......

Garino : Oh no you don't!!!

Fangoram : ME TAKE +100000000 CENTER HEAD AND KILL YOU.

Nerds : Aww dang it, you got us there.

Nerd dressed as Frodo : But I haven't lost my virginity yet!

Garino : After you're dead, we can fix that.....

Frodo : Should I be scared?

Sherry : Yes. Remember Herbert Hoover?

Frodo : Yes...

Sherry : His asshole is as big as this convention hall.

Frodo : I'll take anything!

Garino : You see? Not all of the dead bodies I screw are unwilling!

Fangoram : EVEN FANGORAM GROSSED OUT BY THAT.....

Garino : Yeah, well, shut up. Are you going to ruthlessly slaughter this group of geeks or not?

Fangoram : Fangoram want more money. Fangoram only work one year and get Garino to superbowle, but Fangoram want me so....

Garino : YOU WILL NOT PULL A T.O. ON ME!!!!

Fangoram : Fangoram want Fangoram some Fangoram.

Nerds : YA HEARD!!!

Garino : How about this, you kill tham, and I'll buy you a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Fangoram : DEAL! *Whips out Center Head*

Nerds : Ask for more, ask for more!!!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME +4 YU-GI-OH KURONEKO SAMA HAS FLEAS VIOLENCE*

Sherry : So Sailor Moon, how bout you and me go...

Garino : That's a cardboard cut-out.

Fangoram : NOOOOOOOO!! GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE!

*Elsewhere*

Bunji : Don't worry Grave, a lot of guys have that sort of problem.

Grave : .................

Bunji : I like Levitra better, personally.

Billy : Must you talk about that here? In the middle of the living room? With no clothes on? You're scaring Spike!

Juji : Ahh!!!!!!!!!

Billy : Juji, you can't see!

Juji : Yes I can!

Bunji : Grave, take my boxors off of your head....

Grave : ............

Billy : Oh that's nasty....

Mika : ...........Live Tentacle Porn!

Billy ; Are you sure we can't just hit her over the head with my guitar? It might knock some sense into her.

Grave : ..........

Billy : Yay! *Picks up guitar, starts to swing*


THE END!




Billy : Damn you HB and HX!

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WINNAHS! FANGORAM, GARINO, SHERRY!

LOSAHS : GRAVE! BUNJI! BILLY! Us, cause we couldn't go to Otakon....

Finaly, this guy has a meaning in life.


HADOKEN!

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