Zell : Ok Fangoram, we're going to try this again.
Bunji : Try to keep the sound below 149 decibels....
Fangoram : NO PROMISES!
Don : Oh god, this is going to suck. Random mercs, got your earmuffs?
Random mercs : Huh?
Zell : Good. Let's go.
Fangoram : Oh....HOLY NIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!
Random Merc : *Explodes*
Zell : NO! NOT THAT RANDOM MERC! HE HAD A VALID ID!!!!!
Random Mercs : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Bunji : STOP! Just Stop! We'll try this again next year! Here! Take the 5 dollars and go get some Chicken Selects!
Fangoram : YAY!
Zell : Dumbass, he forgot about the taxes again.
Bunji : Well, that sucked. Don, do you have any songs that are wrong and disurbing?
Don : Why, of course!
Zell : Well, let's try this one.
Don : Don the captain, was a jolly, hearty soul. With boots of steel and a steel toed boot, kicking balls made out of
Garino : Hey, my balls are not...
Don : Don, the captain, was a fairie tale they say....hey, I'm not a fairy!
Zell : Don, you're a bloody loon.
Don : There must have been some magic, in that swift kick to the nuts, cause when they felt it in their balls, he began
to dance around.
Don : And the rest of the song is cut out like Sherry in a WWFD....
Bunji : And.....there goes the fourth wall.
Don : Yeah.....Humpity Hump Hump Humpity Hump Hump, Banging Garino's Mom, Humpity Hump Hump Humpity Hump Hump, Because
he's Captain Don! Good night Ohio!
Bunji : I thought we lived in Canada.
Sherry : I thought it was Kansas....
Zell : You're all bloody wrong! We're in Poland!
Don : No we're not....Poland sucks.
Zell : Hey.....when did Sherry get here? And what about Poland Springs?
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