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WWFD? #58

Why MySpace sucks a whole lotta ass. A Theory by HX and HB.

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Fangoram

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MYSPACE

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*Empty room......or is it?*

Fangroam : .............

Bunji : ..............

Zell : ..............

Sherry : .................

Kurt Angle : ...................

Johnny Damon : ..................

Don : ...........well?

Bunji : It's strange. I hate the line, but it feels strange without it.

Sherry : Wow, I never realized it but.....Garino was useful after all.

Fangoram : *Mind is blown*

Zell : Well, what if one of us said it instead?

Sherry : It's wouldn't have the same, gayness feeling.

Zell : Gayness, well Bunji could do that.

Bunji : Hate...you....Get Binji.

Binji : Hey! I'm not as gay as you Bunji! I wasn't married TO A DUDE!!!!!!

Bunji : I was drunk!

Zell : And everytime after that?

Bunji : Drunk.

Zell : Understandable. But at least when I get drunk I don't do that.

Sherry : What about that one time.....

Zell : Drunk.

Sherry : You're always drunk!

Zell : Then don't ask stupid questions like that then.

Bunji : Pwned.

Garino : Ok, I'm back. Ok you bastards, get in...wait, you're here. Nevermind.

Don : Where the hell were you? We were ready for this 10 minutes ago.

Sherry : If it involves Herbert Hoover, a phone, chopsticks, tweezers, and a horse, we don't want to know.

Garino : Alright then, it involved a mule. And a cell phone. So, I'll go into full detail then.

Everyone : NO!!!!

Garino : But I spent most of the time on that MySpace.com. I have 60 friends on there. 60!!!

Sherry : 60 more than you actually have in real life.

Fangoram : 0WN4G3!!!!!! 0MG!!!!

Zell : Garino, you don't actually have friends on MySpace, they just pity you and or are bribed by Don.

Don : I'm going with the second one.

Garino : Hate....you...you know what? Screw you all. I'm going back onto MySpace, and you can all go to hell! *Runs into room*

Don : You know what this calls for?

Zell : We have to destroy everything that Garino likes?

Don : That too. I was thinking something more along the line of...."How can this happen to me, I've made my mistakes..."

Bunji : I've got nowhere to run!

Sherry : And life goes on as I'm fading away...

Garino : Shut up! I am not emo!

Zell : Sure you aren't mate, and I'm not a bloody drunken Aussie!

Fangoram : I THOUGHT YOU WERE FRENCH!

Zell : Just, please, shut the hell up. For the sake of humanity.

Bunji : Well, humanity is officialy screwed then.

Fangoram : I LIKE COWS!!!!

Bunji : See? Screwed. Royally.

Sherry : But as screwed as the World Baseball Classic?

Zell : The what?

Bunji : Exactly.

Don : That's just a cheap shot. Nice work. Now let's get to work before my urge to kill Fangoram rises more.

Sherry : Why not just kill him? I'm willing to bet that you'd get a medal for that.

Don : A medal? I deserve a freaking medal. Just because I'm me. Now get to freaking work.

Sherry : Fine......*Walks away, successfully being written out of this WWFD*

Don : Well, we wasted no time with that one. The rest of you, go kill something. Like the MySpace guy. He sucks. In the process, kill MySpace. Just so we can make Garino's life even worse, and in the process, making the world a better place. And get me a friggin medal too. I want one.

Bunji : Transformers, roll out!

*Bunji, Fangoram, Zell all transform into various cars and drive away*

Don : I didn't see that one coming. I seriously need to stop mixing my medication with coffee, mixed with a liberal dose of alcohol......aww, what the hell. *Drinks his mixture of meds, coffee, and booze.* Good times.

*Meanwhile.....at the MySpace place in California.*

Tom : OMG! Myspace iz teh bigist site on teh netz!

MySpace zombies : Yays.

Tom : Ive bfriended EVERY1! Iz p0puler!!!!

MySpace Zombies : Horray for Tomz.

Zell : Oy, look at all the retards......and for once, I'm not talking about Fangoram this time.

Fangoram : I WANT AN ACCOUNT!

Bunji : Well, it'd suit you well Fangoram.

Don : Ugh....this place seriously makes me lose faith in humanity. More than usual.

Bunji : You had faith in humanity?

Don : No, that line made me sound cool.

Bunji : True. I think your coolness meter went up....none. You still aren't as cool as me.

Zell : I'm cool.

Don : Zell, you're about as cool as the WBC.

Zell : The What?

Don : WBC. What Bonds crap.

Fangoram : ROIDS!!!!!!! AND CHICKEN SPRONKLES. AND PAULA ABDUL.

Bunji : Paula Abdul? You know, there are things that I don't even want to know.

Tom : OMGZ! INtruDRZ!!!!! U IZ NOT ARLOWED TO HAV A ACCOUNT AT TEH MYSPACE!!! LOL.

Don : .......

Bunji : ......

Zell : ......

Fangoram : .......I SPREAK BETTER ENGRISH THAN THIS RETARD!!!!!

Bunji : When a retard calls another person a retard, that has to have so much meaning to it.

Zell : Lul. Mate.

Don : *Slaps Zell* No Leet Speak. It is against our code of honor.

Bunji : We have a code of honor?

Don : We do kkknow.

Juji : That's racist!!!!

Bunji : Says the racist.

Juji : White power! Hot shower! HAPPY ENDING-OUR! SUKI SUKI NOW! 5 DORRA!

Don : *Kicks him in the junk.* Completely worth it.

Bunji : Why do I allow you to live?

Don : *Kicks him in the nuts* That's why.

Bunji and Juji : *Pain....pain city. Painback Mountain. Cr-Pain-ash. Good Pain, and Bad Nuts. Capaine. Munich.*

Zell : Why wasn't Munich changed to something involving the word "Pain"?

Don : *Kicks Zell in the Nuts.* Pain-ich. You happy now?

Zell : Very....much mate.....very much.....anyone got any ice? I think it is swelling to indecent proportions....wait, anyone got a female? I want to give this baby a go, mate.

Tomz : WHAT IZ A FEMAILE??!?!?!?

Don : Something you haven't had sex with.

Tomz : I rove a da bazooka!

Bunji : Are you Italian and retarded?

Zell : Are those the same?

Don : Urge to kill rising...

Tomz : Gets tem!

Emo Myspacer : *Pulls out cutting razor.* Iz cutz myself, then I cut you 4 Tomz. He understands me.

Zell : Oi mate! That ain't a knife! I'll show you a real knife. A real long. Long, hard, and shiny! In my pants!

Everyone : NO!

Zell : No, it's right here. Give me a sec to pull it out....*ZIP*

Everyone : NO!!!!

Zell : Alright! Here it is! *Pulls out a HUGE knife.* If you give me a few more seconds, I can pull out me penis as well!

Everyone : NOOO!!!!

Garino : *from a distance* YES!!!

Zell : I heard a yes....but it was from Garino. I'll keep my "Fosters" in my pants, because Garino wants to see it, and possibly drink the sweet nectar that comes from my "Fosters" after a lot of work.....

Don : Urge to kill....rising.

Zell : Suddenly, I have this urge to go drinking. Don't know why.....

Bunji : How about we just get this over with quickly, and go bar hopping.

Juji : SUKI SUKI 3 DORRA....*TRIPLE DOUBLE WHAM*

Don : Completely worth it.

Kurt Angle : I agree.

Vlad : Made Vlad happy.

Johnny Damon : I'm Rich BIATCH!!!

Random Red Sox loving MySpacer : U SOLD OUT!!!

Johnny Damon : And I'm loving the money I'm making. Oh yeah, JESUS POWERS!

RRSLMSer : *Dies. In Heck.*

Zell : Are we censoring ourselves?

Bunji : F*uck no. Let's go-a killing.

Fangoram : ME FINALLY HAVE LINE!!!!!!! TOMZ A DIESZ!!! LOL.

Don : Urge to kill rising.

Bunji : Then do so.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HOW THE HELL DID TOMZ GET AN ENGLISH DEGREE? SERIOUSLY! HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF HIS POSTS? HOLY CRAP, I MEAN, HX HAS BETTER GRAMMAR. SO, GERRY MCNAMARA IS OVERRATED? THAT'S BULLSHIT *BEEP*, IN OUR OPINION, G-MAC IS WELL, YOU KNOW, UHH, NOT OVERRATED. BIATCHES TYPE VIOLENCE.*

Zell : Can I pull out my...

Don : No.

Zell : I can't pull out my meat and two veg?

Fangoram : WHAT'S MEAT AND VEG?

Zell : Well, let me show you now....

Fangoram : GGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!!

*At the SU conference*

Billy : In my thirty years of coaching SU basketball, I have to say that Gerry McNamara being over-rated is the biggest bunch of bullsh*t I have every heard.

Guy : Umm...Do you actually coach the SU bsketball team?

Billy : No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night. Allright!

Grave : ...........*Smacks head*

Billy : Grave, please watch the racial and ethnic slurs. You might upset the Polish people.

Mika : Oi mate, those are offensive statements that are politically incorrect. Now where's my beer?

Billy : I hate Zell now.

Juji : Suki Suki....

Billy : *Nails Juji in crotch with guitar* Completely worth it.


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WINNAHS! : DON! ZELL! BUNJI! G-MAC! BILLY!

LOSAHS! : GARINO! TOMZ! MYSPACERS! JUJI!

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How could this happen to me? I've made my mistake, I've got nowhere to run! and life goes on as I'm carried away....