Featuring Billy and Juji.....Oh God. Fear. Fear for your lives.
Juji : Dur Fuhurur say clown hat smiley face!!!! o<:)
Billy : How in the hell....?????
Juji : Sieg Heil!!!!
Billy : What did the magical guitar say to Juji's skull?
Juji : *All excited* What?!?!?!
Billy : *Smacks him across the head with his guitar* UMAGA!!!!!!!
Random Mercs : UMAGA!!!!!!
Juji : *Unconscious.*
Interviewer : Well, today I have Rocketbilly Redcadillac and Juji Kabane....oh God.
Billy : I say that every morning when I wake up.
Juji : I usually pray to God when I wake up.
Interviewer and Billy : What? Really?
Juji : Yep, my god is is great and powerful, my god is Raiden. Not the one from Mortal Kombat, the one from Metal Gear
Billy : Ugh, I should have known better. Dealing with Juji is like dealing with Fangoram. You have to set your standards
low to not wanting to commit genocide.
Interviewer : You know, I do feel the sense to kill the whole country of Columbia. And Trinidad and Tabago.
Juji : I went there once!
Billy : Yes, we all went there. Except for Zell, cause he sucks. HX as well.
Juji : Yeah, HB left HX in charge of that WWFD. Thus the reason why it probably sucked.
Interviewer : Now that you mention it....It wasn't as good as Michelle WIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Juji : Nintendo WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!
Billy : WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Kurt Angle : WIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vlad : PourqEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Interviewer : Well, that was.....weird. Anyways, Billy, what do you do on you vacation?
Billy : Well, I usually go on my tours praising chastity! Telling the young to stay abstinence from sex until marriage.
If not, the child could turn out to be like Juji here.
Juji : Billy, my parents were marr--
Billy : Kids, if you can't dance, keep it in your pants. And Hip Hop does not count.
Interviewer : I'm screwed then.
Juji : But, Billy, my parents WERE married.
Billy : Juji, a monkey in a tux does not count as an authority figure to marry anyone.
Juji : Aww rats. I wonder if Bunji knew....
Bunji : *from out of nowhere* Yes. Yes I did. *disappears*
Juji : Hey, Bunji left some cherries behind. They smell kind of odd, but I'm sure that's for flavor!
Billy : DO NOT, FOR THE LOVE OF...aww hell, just eat it.
Juji : YAY!!! *Swallows them whole* Tastes craptacular!
Interviewer : I hope those were the ones with the pits in them.
Billy : If you read the Bunji and Grave interview, you'd know where those came from. Allright!!!!
Interviewer : Fourth Wall go boom. Anyway, what does Juji do on his vacation?
Juji : I got a tattoo! Wanna see?!?!
Billy, Interviewer, Vlad, Kurt : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Interviewer : *Quickly* Billy, is this huge mansion all yours?
Billy : Yeah, but I let Vlad and Kurt stay here too. Because they're cool.
Interviewer : Where does Juji sleep?
Billy : I'll show you.
Billy : Here it is!
Interviewer : It's.......a shed.
Billy : I know that, but he doesn't. He think it's a rocket ship.
Juji : We're takiing this thing into outer space! Right Kitty Fuhrer?
Kuroneko-sama : Nyaa.
Billy : He says that all the time. Let's just leave before he shows us his tattoo.
Interviewer : Well, that's all the time we have for this crap. Next week we....
Juji : To the moooooooooon! *Shed takes off, leaving atmosphere*
Billy : ............Well I'll be damn. I hope he hits a black hole.
*Or is it?*
*Two weeks later*
Billy : Ahh, it's so peaceful without that damn Juji around.
*Outside* *Chashing type noises*
Juji : Billy! I hit a black hole and winded up back here!
Kuroneko sama : Nyaa!
Juji : I think I can make that a fortune charging rides for that.
Billy : I can never get a break, can I?
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